BFC’s Substitute COTW, From the Archives to the Innovation Lab

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Greetings and Salutations. Sharkbait is still off on his walkabout. Which is somewhat ironic because I'm the one down undah (in the Southern Hemisphere) (I don't mean of your mom). Regardless, you are stuck with me one last and final time in 2025. Anyhoodles, (prior to writing this) I had some raspberries

BFC’s Substitute COTW, (Belated) Thanksgiving Boogaloo

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 12, 2025December 12, 2025

Sharkbait is off today, something about drinking his face off until he fights finds a Gallagher brother. I guess my name is filler. I've been called worse. As many of you know, we are fully in the holiday season now. Just a few weeks ago was Thanksgiving, and I decided to

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week: What’s Up in Belgium?

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 22, 2025August 10, 2025

It's been three weeks of me filing in for Sharky, and I have good news for you--your long national nightmare is over (after this one). Sharky will be back next week in his regularly scheduled time slot, and you won't have to worry about me anymore. Once he's back, he

Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 17, 2025August 17, 2025

DonT is off tonight. So if you're sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me as a sub for DonT as well. As has been noted occasionally around the clubhouse, I have been on the road a bit in 2025. Ok, a

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 15, 2025August 10, 2025

Well, Sharky still isn't back, so you're stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let's keep our travel theme going and head over to France, where I've somehow found myself twice this summer. It was for work, mother! (Or one of the times was at least). At the risk of turning

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Go Irish

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 8, 2025August 6, 2025

Banner Photo Credit from Timeout Sharky is off tonight. He was eaten by wolves is on vacation. I'm Tits Magee. You're getting a few substitute teacher editions of cocktail of the week this month (and year?) since The Family Sharkbait (or en español Los Sharkbait) are doing some traveling (I'll leave it to him

25 Questions About….

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 14, 2025

This jacket: I was walking around London last night and saw a person wearing a Viagra jacket. I immediately took a picture and sent it to Balls, but I have questions that remain. Like-- Wat? I don't follow car racing (I don't see race?) but does Viagra still sponsor a team?

Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - February 27, 2025February 26, 2025

Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here's a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished up really quickly. Good morning, boys and girls. Here at DFO, we don't recommend/encourage morning drinking, but we are happy to share creative ideas for those who wish

Bringing Back This Week in Fuck You — Depression

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - February 20, 2025February 18, 2025

Above Photo From Here It's 5:26pm right now. Or at least right now as I sit down to write this, not right now as you're reading it. You're not THAT high. At least most of you (probably) aren't. The reason the time is relevant is that I started drafting this during

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 31

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 3, 2024November 30, 2024

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe say