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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week: What’s Up in Belgium?
It’s been three weeks of me filing in for Sharky, and I have good news for you–your long national nightmare is over (after this…
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Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread
DonT is off tonight. So if you’re sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me…
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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French
Well, Sharky still isn’t back, so you’re stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let’s keep our travel theme going and head over…
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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Go Irish
Banner Photo Credit from Timeout Sharky is off tonight. He was eaten by wolves is on vacation. I’m Tits Magee. You’re getting a few…
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25 Questions About….
This jacket: I was walking around London last night and saw a person wearing a Viagra jacket. I immediately took a picture and sent…
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Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!
Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here’s a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished…
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Bringing Back This Week in Fuck You — Depression
Above Photo From Here It’s 5:26pm right now. Or at least right now as I sit down to write this, not right now as…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 31
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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NFL Hard Knocks on HBO Presents: Your 2024 Chicago Bears Season Preview / Bye Week / Whatever Update (and Tuesday Night Open Thread)
Banner Photo Credit Interior, vape filled room of indeterminate location. Could be Hollywood, Bristol, Lake Forest, or an underground bunker in the UP. All…
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Subsequent GTD reflections, Contiguous US Substitute Teacher Edition
Hello there fellow DFOer. In case you didn’t notice last week (how dare you?), GTD has been given a two week reprieve from forced…