Monday Morning Mock Draft: Jesus, What A Disaster

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Horatio Cornblower - August 5, 2024August 4, 2024

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Good Monday morning, drones. This weekend we had to go away for a funeral. The funeral itself was fine, as were the after...parties(?), no, that can't be right, given the circumstances. Let's go with "functions." Those were all good. Lots of chatter, good memories of the deceased, solid food and

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter the 17th

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Horatio Cornblower - August 2, 2021August 1, 2021

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One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated

Your “Whaddya Mean I’m Sick?!” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 26, 2021July 26, 2021

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NFL Nuggets: Ahead of the start of training camps, it's time for Monday Medicals: Ten teams have confirmed 90% of their players are vaccinated. That also includes over 83% of all players having had at least one dose. Not yet ready to get that shot - Leonard Fournette. He is,

Your “I Never Had The Plague…” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 10, 2021June 10, 2021

NFL Notes: Another day, another DUI - Cleveland Browns chief of staff Callie Brownson has been suspended by the team after being charged with drunken driving. Brownson was charged with drunken driving on May 27 in Brunswick, Ohio. She reportedly was driving 55 mph in a 35 mph zone when

[DFO] Hate Week & Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 6, 2021February 4, 2021

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Site news: Please consider this a friendly reminder to any lurkers or casual observers of the site – if you want to participate in our largest live-blog of the year tomorrow, just click on the register link at the top of the page. I will try to drunkenly approve folks in the

Your “Who’s That Mysterious Figure?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 29, 2020November 29, 2020

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It was a cold night. Not historically cold or even stereotypically cold given how goddamn freezing it can get around these parts but just objectively and objectionably cold. I hate it when people dismiss temperatures in the 20s (that's Fahrenheit, obviously) as "not that bad"--Fuck you, when condensation chills to

Beerguyrob - October 31, 2020October 29, 2020

The morning of April 28th was cloudy and cold, with a dampness in the air that made it feel much colder than the 40 degrees the forecasters predicted it would be. The people of the village began to gather outside the Auditorium Theatre on Michigan Avenue around ten o’clock. In previous years

Your “Heroes Come, Heroes Go; Legends Last” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 6, 2020October 6, 2020

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NFL Nuggets: Your NFL COVID updates: The Titans have had zero positive COVID-19 tests for a second straight day. This means they could reopen their facilities as early as Wednesday. The NFL updated their testing protocol language Monday, threatening forfeiture of games "if a team cannot participate due to COVID-19

Your “Struggling With The Façade” Monday Open Thread

Don T - August 3, 2020August 3, 2020

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Beerguyrob is off tonight, hopefully rollicking in mirth. He deserves nothing less. Me? I’m in a foul mood. Didn’t want to say anything, but 2020 is starting to irk. After four months of lockdown, in the midst of a tyranny, you start to look for a silver lining to grab onto,

Your “It Must Be High School, Because Not Everyone Gets Picked” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 6, 2020May 6, 2020

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NFL Noise: Jadeveon Clowney has come to the realization that he has set his price too high. He has announced, via Houston radio interview, that he'd go back to the Seahawks, if they are willing to sign him. "I did like it up there. I love Russ (Russell Wilson). I

Your “Now Just The Waiting” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 22, 2020April 22, 2020

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NFL News: the Draft is tomorrow! It's pretty slow, as most teams are preparing for the circus & power outages that come with this year's remote draft. The [Redacteds] are spending their day trying to trade Trent Williams for any form of measurable compensation. They seem to want a high draft

Your “Long Weekends Used To Bring Smiles” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 9, 2020April 9, 2020

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NFL News: Pretty slow heading into the commemoration of Jesus' death. Conflicting opinions about when the regular season might start. National disgrace Roger Goodell says the NFL is planning to play, but won't give an approximate start date. “We can help our country heal,” Goodell said. “We can help bring