Sexy Friday – 20230915

Mr. Ayo - September 15, 2023September 15, 2023

TGIF! Glad to see everyone make it through the week without a season ending injury, indictment, or impeachment inquiry! Well, I assume so anyway. Survival - Personal Edition Let's do some parenting advice. Let's say you're the type of irresponsible parent that doesn't have any baby bottles on hand, but you do

Balls Magazine Volume 21

ballsofsteelandfury - September 13, 2023September 13, 2023

I am officially a Senior. At least according to my golf club, which held its Senior Championship that was open to those 50 and older. On the bright side, I did get carded a week ago buying alcohol so maybe I don't look like a Senior? Grasping at straws here, I

Sexy Friday – 20230908

Mr. Ayo - September 8, 2023September 8, 2023

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TGIF! Football is back! But none tonight, just the JV variety, plus some hot semi tennis action. Unless you have Spectrum, then you get nothing. Anyway, I'm still hungover so let's get this done and dusted. Survival - Personal Edition As mentioned, football is back. And now your weekends are full of

Balls Magazine Volume 20 (and Open Thread!)

ballsofsteelandfury - September 3, 2023September 3, 2023

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On Labour Day Weekend, I am in the middle of enjoying a four day weekend thanks to having Friday off for some strange reason that I'm not going to argue with my employer about. I decided to organize a golf tournament on Friday with some coworkers for fun, pride, and

Sexy Friday – 20230901

Mr. Ayo - September 1, 2023September 1, 2023

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TGIF! And it's Labor Day weekend! Also, JV NFL is back! There's currently a war going on to claim the title of Miami. Good luck, Ohio! Survival - Personal Edition Well, hurricane season has washed ashore. This can be a dangerous time for those in a hurricane's path. It's also dangerous if

Sexy Friday – 20230825

Mr. Ayo - August 25, 2023August 25, 2023

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TGIF! Happy 4th indictment week! Also, happy week 0 for JV footy, for those that celebrate. Survival - Preseason Edition Knee Biters vs Jerry Richardson 3/5 Memorials. CBS @ 7PM DFOST Bryce Young will be playing. So there's that. This is also a week 5 preview for these two teams. CAR is

Saturday Late Night Open Thread – Tropical Storm! Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - August 19, 2023August 19, 2023

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It's all the Democrats' fault, of course. Los Ángeles has been cruising along for over 80 years with nothing more than an atmospheric river every once in a while and then HILARY comes along and ruins everything. Wake up, sheeple! As of Saturday morning, Hurricane HILARY is a category 3 hurricane off

Sexy Friday – 20230818

Mr. Ayo - August 18, 2023August 18, 2023

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TGIF! What a weekend we have ahead! Week 2 of the NFL preseason is underway, now featuring some starters. Although last night's "game" was not a harbinger of great things to come. EPL week 2 is here, and the WWC final as well. Survival - Personal Edition Let's do some ice fishing.

Balls Magazine Volume 19

ballsofsteelandfury - August 16, 2023August 16, 2023

The last time I played golf, it was the 4 club tournament in July. To refresh your memories, here are the four clubs I chose: 5 Wood 7 Iron Pitching Wedge Putter I ended up shooting an even 100, which I was very happy with. Unfortunately, due to work commitments and some work around the

Saturday Night Open Thread – Preseason Football Starts! Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - August 12, 2023August 12, 2023

Scotchy kills hobos for our amusement on the football open threads. What would you like for me to do and relate to you? Because preseason football has started and we need something! I have some stories to tell but I know Hippo will judge me very very WASPily. See, the funny thing

Sexy Friday – 20230811

Mr. Ayo - August 11, 2023August 10, 2023

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TGIF! Football is back with almost a full schedule too! On a Friday! No doubt conditioning us for an almost full week of football from Thursday to Monday in the future. I, for one, will not fight this development. Survival - Personal Edition Unfortunately, that still leaves a few work days that

Your “What’s Lying Around” Contentmine and Liver Filling Cocktail of Right Meow

OH WE GON DRANK

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 9, 2023August 9, 2023

It is HOT AS BALLS in DC right meow (and as a general rule). And like a genius, I biked back from getting a haircut, which makes me a sweaty mess. HOWEVA, it also means I earned a drink. And wouldn't you know it, I have a fully stocked bar