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Your “[DFO] Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 8, 2024February 8, 2024
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Hi everyone, Welcome to the fourth day of [DFO]'s annual Super Bowl tradition - Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we have about life, football, society... really, anything is in-bounds outside of the usual hot buttons. It's been a pretty good week so far, and what people have brought

Your “[DFO] Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 9, 2023February 9, 2023
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Like most of you, I got caught in the travel nightmare that was "CHRISTMAS SNOWSTORM 2022!". Vancouver got a foot of snow over three days, which absolutely buggered our airport, which is barely used to thick frost. My three-hour flight turned into a 24-hour ordeal when my original WestJet ticket

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 12 HATE WEEK EDITION

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - February 7, 2023February 6, 2023
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"Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe

Your “Beware the Ides of….August, I Guess” Sunday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 15, 2021August 15, 2021
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If you're reading this, you already know: All the first week NFL pre-season games are over.  In fact, there was only one NFL/football-like substance on today, Panthers at Gravyboats. Others have covered "what Friday meant" and "are the XXXX for real?" and "do the Texans exist?" With the exception of

Your “Perhaps Lesser Footy is better than Greater Footy after all” Thread

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Wakezilla - August 24, 2019
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Good morning everyone! By the time this post airs, your pal Wakezilla will be up and atom, off on his vacation to Portland, Oregon, followed by staying in a cabin at CanNon Beach (Oregon's coast). Jesus, I have never deserved a vacation more than this year. I got promoted in April

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