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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 7” Tuesday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 27, 2022September 27, 2022
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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe

Mann Cup 2022 Game 7 Recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 19, 2022September 18, 2022
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Game fucking 7 of the Mann Cup was played Saturday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They

Mann Cup 2022 Game 6 Recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 17, 2022September 17, 2022
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Game 6 of the Mann Cup was played Friday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Game 5 Recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 15, 2022September 15, 2022
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Game 5 of the Mann Cup was played Wednesday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Game 4 Recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 14, 2022September 14, 2022
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Game 4 of the Mann Cup was played Tuesday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Game 3 Recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 13, 2022September 13, 2022
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Game 3 of the Mann Cup was played Monday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Game 2 recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 12, 2022September 11, 2022
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Game 2 of the Mann Cup was played Saturday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truely was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Game 1 recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 10, 2022September 10, 2022
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Game 1 of the Mann Cup was played last night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truely was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Preview

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 9, 2022September 9, 2022
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So, now that we have football back, I'm gonna post about lacrosse for the next week or so. haha.   As some of you may know, I'm a big lacrosse fan.  I would like to say I still play, but I'm a "never was" kinda player and just out to talk

Your “Let’s Take a Few Baby Steps” Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Football Open Thread

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scotchnaut - August 4, 2022August 4, 2022
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It seems like forever since I did one of these. (I really should write more during the offseason but by the Super Bowl I feel burnt out-woe is me-and then after that it requires effort on my behalf, so that's a no-go) The baby steps refer to getting back into

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