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Sunday (Biscuits and no) Gravy
So, to give our esteemed yeah right a week off of these Sunday Gravy posts, I have the unenviable task of trying to fill…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 16
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Dear Diary: I Am Still Unemployed
Refusing the urge to call myself “funemployed” took more energy than you might think. Truthfully I’m oscillating between feeling the most fulfilled I’ve ever…
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Your “Mock What Now?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo from MST3K’s twitter As you all know, during the offseason, Horatio runs a series of mock drafts to keep us from working…
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Wait: When Is Mothers’ Day? Whew! – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
The draft is over, it’s a new month, and there’s still time to get my mother something. Praise Gamblor. The stress is real, because…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 15
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your “Freeform Reflections on Aging” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo Credit: Olivia Dickson Design Yesterday marked my birthday. As one of my old former bosses used to say, it was a double…
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)
Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 14” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Your “Happy Purim!” Monday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo Credit: Getty Your regularly scheduled Monday night Warhammer professor, ArmedandHammered, is off tonight. Sorry, any esoteric references for the evening will likely…