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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 15
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your “Freeform Reflections on Aging” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo Credit: Olivia Dickson Design Yesterday marked my birthday. As one of my old former bosses used to say, it was a double…
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)
Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 14” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Your “Happy Purim!” Monday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo Credit: Getty Your regularly scheduled Monday night Warhammer professor, ArmedandHammered, is off tonight. Sorry, any esoteric references for the evening will likely…
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Your “It’s March Already?!” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo Credit: Some Local TV Affiliate It feels like only a month ago we were celebrating Groundhog Day. /holds hand to ear. What’s…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 13” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 12 HATE WEEK EDITION
“Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Your “Happy Groundhog Day” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner photo credit: some random pinterest page Did you know that there’s a Meteorologist Hall of Fame? I hope not, because if you were…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Words Fail
I got nothing. I mean, what even was that? As Hippo so correctly and astutely points out in his post-weekend thoughts, they didn’t even…