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Your ‘Eh What The Haal’ Sunday Morning Open Thread
So it’s 10:25 am and I’m looking at last night’s thread. I’ve been up for a while, moving furniture and such in preparation for…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume X
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 9
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Bears at the Bye: 2022 Boogaloo
Honestly, I thought about having the whole post be the banner image/gif. Then I thought about bringing back my other kind of bear gimmick…
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Your “Happy Thanksgiving Eve!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Banner Image Credit: Shower Door Experts (not a Balls fantasy lead in) Hey! You down there! What day is it? What’s that? It’s Wednesday? …
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World Cup Preview: South Koera
Ssiball, why did I agree to creating a preview of a sport that I barely follow and for a country that I’ve never been…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 8
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 7” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Mann Cup 2022 Game 7 Recap
Game fucking 7 of the Mann Cup was played Saturday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as…