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Your Boots on the Grounds! Thursday Night Open Thread
Happy Thursday! I’m tired, you’re tired, it’s hot out, let’s skip the preamble and get on with it. I did NOT go to the…
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Your “Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 18” 4th of July Edition Slash Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your “Rotational Thursday With BFC” Open Thread
Banner Photo Credit (And clearly I have no idea what day it is) Last week, Litre teed up a question to me, which is…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand
This week’s suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested “best supporting athlete/actor…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 17” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Sunday (Biscuits and no) Gravy
So, to give our esteemed yeah right a week off of these Sunday Gravy posts, I have the unenviable task of trying to fill…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 16
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Dear Diary: I Am Still Unemployed
Refusing the urge to call myself “funemployed” took more energy than you might think. Truthfully I’m oscillating between feeling the most fulfilled I’ve ever…
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Your “Mock What Now?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo from MST3K’s twitter As you all know, during the offseason, Horatio runs a series of mock drafts to keep us from working…
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Wait: When Is Mothers’ Day? Whew! – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
The draft is over, it’s a new month, and there’s still time to get my mother something. Praise Gamblor. The stress is real, because…