Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t.  

Not even gonna start with anything this week and just get into lessor footy today:

Croatia vs Scotland ( 2 pm DFO time) in Glasgow
Both teams need a win to advance to the next round, so this will probably be the game to watch. Or not.  Historically, Croatia has never won against Scotland.  And Scotland has never made it to the next round. So, my wild ass guess is a 1-1 tie but with plenty of chances for each*.

Czech Republic vs England ( 2PM DFO time) in London
Both team have won a game and had a draw.  This makes this game the battle for top spot in Group D.  The Czech just need a draw to finish first in the group due to goal differential.  A draw also gets England in the the last 16.  So expect a 2-2 draw*.

*Prognostications done by someone that can bearly spell lessor footy, let alone follow it.

As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post. Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

---

When in Vegas, be sure to order “Elvis French Toast” with bananas and bacon:

Brick Meathook

---

LET’S DO THAT HOCKEY!
Dunstan

ICE AND STICKS AND PUCKS
Doktor Zymm

---

Female staff have shirts that say “Our cup size is Stanley”
Doktor Zymm

---

THIS DELAY IN THE GAME I CALL IT ‘KAREN CARPENTER’ BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS GONE DOWN FROM HUNGARY!!
Horatio Cornblower

She must be lonely up in heaven, just sitting there waiting for Dan Fogelberg and the guys from Bread to die.
Fronkenshteen

Nah, she doesn’t want anything to do with Bread.
SonOfSpam

I hung a breaking ball, you smashed it out of the goddamn park.
Fronkenshteen

Coach: That ball would have stayed in a lot of parks.

Pitcher: Name one

Coach: (pause) Yellowstone?

/I think Major League 2, not positive
Horatio Cornblower

---

Radio Commercial: “If this Reds game ends with a save, a donation will be made to a local suicide prevention charity.”

Me: “Aw. That’s make this impending Blown Save and Loss even more disappointing.”
Redshirt

---

I very recently said something like, “I’ll watch ‘Shooter’ any time it comes on.” I’ve come around-it’s complete garbage. I’ll never watch it again.

/anyone else go thru this process? Anyone else given up on their ‘guilty pleasure’?
scotchnaut

Stupid doctor made me give up Slurpees. Something about diabetes & keeping my feet.
Beerguyrob

---

What do the Russians and male porn stars have in common?

They both know all about Finnish pressure.
scotchnaut

---

“Wales? Turkey? Damn, that sounds delicious!”

-A. Reid
SonOfSpam

---

Turkey’s back line in the 1st half:

Don T

---

I just went to the grocery store. As I was putting my stuff away, some Karen came storming up to me and said “they can’t make you wear that mask anymore. ” I said ” I have no idea what Von’s mask policy is. I’m wearing mine because of idiots like you.” Fuck off, stupid bitch, I’m a Navy fucking wife!
Gumbygirl

---

Changes to NFL Covid protocol are in #NuApartheid

Don T

Let’s see if they actually enforce this.
Gumbygirl

About as well as the substance abuse or domestic violence policies.
WCS

---

I guess my biggest injury is from a lifetime of casual overeating and sedentary lifestyle that will inevitably lead to obesity, heart disease, diabetes, and a general decline in quality of life before slightly lowering the average life expectancy of my demographic.
herodotus450

That’s sort of the DFO creed, isn’t it?
Dunstan

---

During the war I killed fifteen Germans.
Unfortunately I got shot four times.
Fortunately I was able to remove all the bullets myself.
Unfortunately this was in Iraq and those Germans were our allies.
Fortunately the paperwork got lost so I was never prosecuted.
Unfortunately the paperwork got lost so I never got paid either.
Brick Meathook

---

I see my banner comment involving Nazi aggression in WWII has been undone by a comments involving Russians.

How fitting.
Horatio Cornblower

---

Fuck the McCaskey family, fuck that dog track, fuck Matt Nagy, fuck Ryan Pace, and fuck Roger Goodell
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Boy if this is a fan’s reaction to his team moving 35 miles to the suburbs, my reaction to the Bengals moving to San Diego in 5 years is going to be glorious!

But serious, I agree. Its not as good as Wrigley Field but its Soldier Field for crying out loud! If you want to upgrade it, do what the New York Yankees did with Yankee Stadium and tear it down and rebuild it. (That’s the first positive thing I’ve said about the Yankees in my life.)
Redshirt

---

Editor
June 17, 2021 7:38 pm
Debating whether or not to invite my ‘off the boat’ Scottish BIL over to watch the tilt tomorrow. The last time we got drunk together he showed me how to fall out of a stadium seat, a bar chair, a restaurant chair, a lounge chair and the hotel bed. (3 times)

/after he fell out of the lounge chair in the lobby of the hotel we were at, a security guard asked (I was paying the bar bill and just coming on to the scene) “Does he belong to you? Otherwise, we’re gonna have to call the cops”.
scotchnaut

Is he our new mascot?
Sharkbait

---

Mr. Ayo

“I don’t understand”

-B.Shapiro, CA
clint greasewood

---

ESPN Rachel Nichols: “So Quin Snyder coach of the Utah Jazz, what does you’re team need to start doing to stop the Clippers offense.

QS: “Well, Rachel we really need to get better rotation on our double teams, were leaving the shooter way too open on his rotation.

Rachel: “More importantly how does is feel to be a wanted criminal and the notorious Dick Tracy is pursuing you?”

QS: “That’s not a fair question see? I was framed, see? That Dick Tracy is a no good rat I tell ya! A dirty no good government rat!”

Rachel: “So how do you stop Paul George in the second half?”

QS: “Well honestly Rachel, we need to have better interior defense and we have to push the ball.”

Rachel: “Thanks coach.”

QS “Thank YOU Rachel.”
yeah right

---

A WILD PLAYOFF MARC-ANDRE FLEURY EMERGES
WCS

---

VAR SCORES!
Mr. Ayo

This may be the first time I’ve ever seen VAR give a goal that wasn’t originally ruled a goal.
ballsofsteelandfury

“It’s nice to give someone a goal ever now and then.” — Marc-Andre Fleury
Dunstan

“Seconded.”

-Portugal
scotchnaut

---

Should be an easy triumph for the Spanish — they had an empire that was the envy of the world at one time. Then again, you can never truly bet against Poland when they have their talisman (who is also a S.P.E.C.T.R.E. agent) in their squad.

Cecil Rhodes

---

Pretty much guaranteed that the vast majority of strippers are pulling for ‘Pole Land”.
scotchnaut

---

Anyone know why there’s a German player with a zorro type mask on? Thought I was seeing things
Game Time Decision

So corrupt officials won’t recognize him when he defends the indigenous peoples of California?
Doktor Zymm

---

Here’s a funny

Me: [stares out window] “Looks like rain.”

Submarine Captain: [….]

Me: “But like a lot of it.”
scotchnaut

---

Oh Nets, please never stop Netsing.

And I wonder what the Modell’s on Flatbush Ave’s going to be now since they closed.
Senor Weaselo

Where the fuck is Ian? He owes us an Infinite Nets blog.
Mr. Ayo

THIS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN DFO AND IAN I CALL IT THE NETS-BUCKS GAME 7 BECAUSE IT PRODUCED SOME MAGICAL ENTERTAINMENT BUT IT HAD SOMEWHAT OF AN UGLY ENDING.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

---

Mr. Ayo

---

Venezuela vs Ecuador, aka “Who Produces The Best Cocaine” Bowl.
Viva La Tabula Raza

---

Good evening from the cidery. It’s going delightfully.

Beerguyrob

Damnit, it looks like the cider cult has gotten its clutches into our precious beerguy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

---

Yelling Get in the hole! Should be an automatic public stoning. They work so damn hard to be the loudest slobbering idiot
BC Dick

Ok, but what else am I gonna yell when I’m watching, ahem, adult videos?
Dunstan

I’m usually shouting, “don’t cut to his face!”
BC Dick

---

Somewhere my dad is partying in the gay section and watching Broadway musicals and I hope he’s having a blast.

Love and miss you Pops!
yeah right

---

Thanks for all the comments and funny and everything else.

Stay busy and safe out there.

NOTE banner image from here