Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Pre-Thanksgiving Jets at the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - November 27, 2024November 27, 2024

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Reference point. PREDICTION: Officially, 9-8, Rodgers retires, everyone is shown the door, back to square zero. REALITY: Oh, it's worse. I go back to the actual prediction paragraph: This team could go any number of potentially hilarious ways. So… which one would be the cruelest and therefore most comedic? Things like, a GAMBLOR

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tim Boyle Memorial Thread

Senor Weaselo - December 6, 2023December 6, 2023

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Yes, here we are to remember notable Jets quarterback Tim Boyle, unquestionably one of the quarterbacks of all time. Who can forget that pass, and that thing, and also that Hail Mary? We laughed, we cried, we shook our head in disbelief, I shook my head in total belief because

From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: I Guess It’s Not a 2022 Jets Preview?

Senor Weaselo - September 7, 2022September 7, 2022

Greetings, lizard people. I originally panicked last night and wrote a Jets preview post, but TSHU did his write-up this morning, so if you haven’t, read that. I’ll spare the “ramble about the Jets even though at this point I don’t actually get to watch” and go with the nickname

Got No Gas: Your Jets At/After the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - October 20, 2021October 20, 2021

Well, time for that time again. The part where we either laugh at dumbasses for being way too high on their team, scowl at jackasses for being pleasantly surprised at their team, or grimace at smartasses for being perfectly right about their team. That's right, it's time for the DFO

Well, Back Up the Hill We Go: Your New York Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 17, 2021August 16, 2021

Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white, Senor can't drink red) and mid-conversation about… something. Senor Weaselo: Anyway, I'm saying you might be able to capitalize on this. Hades, lord of the Greek underworld: Senor,

Your Jets at the Bye Rant

Senor Weaselo - November 16, 2020November 16, 2020

The minimum word count's still broke, so let's do this: Let's put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out. Ready? Go. The New York Jets are BAD. Forget winless bad, a lot of teams can do that. I'm talking great works of badness in history. I'm

Oh Yeah, It’s Time for a Jets Preview (or, Quarantine in the Underworld)

Senor Weaselo - August 18, 2020August 17, 2020

Scene: The underworld! Hades, the god of the Greek underworld, and Persephone, his wife and the goddess of both the underworld and vegetation, are at home watching the Marble League, because of course they are. Persephone is wearing a Raspberry Racers shirt, while Hades is wearing, out of all teams,

Way Too Many Words on the Jets at the Bye: A Jets at the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - September 24, 2019September 23, 2019

Can I count those as way too many words? I mean I'll ramble to get to the minimum because this is me. Hmm, what to say considering I've watched about one half of Jets football. The Jets decided to take a page from the most successful team in New York, the

Jets at the Bye: A Jets at the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - November 16, 2018November 15, 2018

This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades referred to last time, with Hades, Persephone, Senor, and maybe a couple of others, maybe the redhead with the axe referenced from the Pro Bowl post—that

New York Jets 2018 Preview, or Your Idiocy Tries to Escape the Underworld

Senor Weaselo - August 31, 2018August 30, 2018

It's that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think "Hey, maybe the Jets'll suck less than expected!" And sure, maybe they will! There are quarterbacks who aren't Josh McCown, so that's something. Not that McCown's had a

Your Second Slate of NFL Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 17, 2017September 17, 2017

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The Cowboys/Broncos tilt is far and away the best game available here but I might sneak in some Jets/Raiders action when no one is looking. TO THE GAMES! Mia/LAC: The Fins finally get a game under their collective belts and I can stuff some Ajayi into my lineup. The Clips lost pg Chris