Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

Senor Weaselo - October 22, 2025October 22, 2025

The Jets at the bye post is going to rival my Turkish Euroball posts at this rate, because holy fuck, this is (once again) a generational self-own. So, as you may know, or have seen, Justin Fields is not a very good quarterback. Now, that’s all fine and dandy, and Aaron

Your 2025 Jets Preseason Post, presented by Wumbo Wednesday

Senor Weaselo - August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

The Jets don't deserve their own post. They could have drafted a quarterback a few years back, but instead signed Aaron Rodgers. They could have drafted a quarterback LAST YEAR, but instead trusted in Aaron Rodgers. They could have drafted a quarterback this year, but didn't like the first wave crop

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Pre-Thanksgiving Jets at the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - November 27, 2024November 27, 2024

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Reference point. PREDICTION: Officially, 9-8, Rodgers retires, everyone is shown the door, back to square zero. REALITY: Oh, it's worse. I go back to the actual prediction paragraph: This team could go any number of potentially hilarious ways. So… which one would be the cruelest and therefore most comedic? Things like, a GAMBLOR

“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 20, 2024August 20, 2024

2023 PREDICTION: 10-7, no playoffs due to shitting the bed in Foxboro. REALITY: 7-10, no playoffs, but hey, they sent Hoodie off with a loss and got to keep their first, because… yeah… The New York Jets may or may not be a football team. Sure, at one time they were, culminating

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tim Boyle Memorial Thread

Senor Weaselo - December 6, 2023December 6, 2023

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Yes, here we are to remember notable Jets quarterback Tim Boyle, unquestionably one of the quarterbacks of all time. Who can forget that pass, and that thing, and also that Hail Mary? We laughed, we cried, we shook our head in disbelief, I shook my head in total belief because

From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among

DFO Insider: The Alumnus

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 25, 2022November 25, 2022

INT. POOL DECK - NIGHT Overhead shot of a pool deck filled with partygoers, which tracks backward and ends inside the open window of an upstairs bedroom. The camera pans sideways to focus on ZEKE, who is looking out over the party, pensively. ZEKE turns as the door to the bedroom

Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)

Senor Weaselo - November 20, 2022November 19, 2022

The New York Jets are a cromulent football team. That enough is a shock. The New York Jets are a competent football team. Bigger shock. The New York Jets are currently in a playoff position and enter this game a half-game behind Miami for the AFC East lead. All right, hold up…

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: I Guess It’s Not a 2022 Jets Preview?

Senor Weaselo - September 7, 2022September 7, 2022

Greetings, lizard people. I originally panicked last night and wrote a Jets preview post, but TSHU did his write-up this morning, so if you haven’t, read that. I’ll spare the “ramble about the Jets even though at this point I don’t actually get to watch” and go with the nickname

Got No Gas: Your Jets At/After the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - October 20, 2021October 20, 2021

Well, time for that time again. The part where we either laugh at dumbasses for being way too high on their team, scowl at jackasses for being pleasantly surprised at their team, or grimace at smartasses for being perfectly right about their team. That's right, it's time for the DFO