So that was a week, huh? We laughed, we cried, we pondered what we had done wrong in life to merit the mental picture of Mark Davis shitting in a pot of soup. This part of the draft is even harder to predict, because: 1. Each guess is based on the guesses
Tag: Open Threads
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Can’t Stand the Rain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmpIGKlOm44 It seems like the annual late-September rainy season now includes late March, where I joked with my student yesterday that just because it's pouring out, like it's done the last few Saturdays I've taught him, does not mean we have a lesson. Though he has the flu, so it doesn’t
Reverend Mayhem’s 2024 Preliminary Mock Draft Mk. 1, Part 1 (Taylor’s Version): Tuesday Open Thread
HOLLA AT YA BITCHES, IT'S REVEREND MAYHEM ON THE MIC! E'ERYBODY SAY "HOOOOOOOO!" Tough crowd. Moving on. Horatio Cornblower, our resident Mock Draft Maestro, has kindly allowed me to take first swing at this year's NFL Guess Fest. We're still more than three weeks out, but trust me- it's not going to
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 30 Questions for 30 Teams (or, sorry everyone, it’s an MLB preview!)
Yeah, since the season starts tomorrow (non-Korean games edition), it's something to farm #content with. Teams will be in standings order from last season, division by division. So, without further ado, and dodging your rotten tomatoes and full alcohol containers, let's do this so we can get to complaining in
Boat Stuck, Part II: Tuesday Open Thread
Sorry kids. Shitty weeks plus misbehaving neurochemistry means you get Grouchy Rev tonight. First, we have another stuck boat. But this time instead of boat constipating world commerce, boat destroyed a major bridge and killed some folks. It also blocked one of America's largest ports. I told you the boats would
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Already Posted the Stravinsky…
Otherwise more riots, woo! (I’ll save it for April because the premiere was in April.) Instead we have news, which isn’t riots. -Jets fans actually bought Mike Williams a Taylor ham, egg, and cheese, and had it delivered to 1 Jets Drive. And it worked, considering he signed a one-year deal. (I’ll be
For Sale: Baby QBs. Never Won: Tuesday Open Thread
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 3… 2… 1…
Tampering With The Laws of Nature: Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends. Welcome to the NFL Legal Tampering Period! Back in the Old Days (2011), agents and teams were prohibited from negotiating free agent contracts at all prior the official opening of free agency- it was considered tampering with a player who was still under contract. People were understandably suspicious, therefore,
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Mobile Edition
Tag It and Bag It: Tuesday Open Thread
It's Tagging Tuesday, where NFL teams express their appreciation for a player by denying him the right to negotiate a market-appropriate salary! As of this writing, nine players have had a tag placed on them. Eight have received the dreaded Franchise Tag, giving their current team near-total control over their fate
