Tag: Open Threads
#feverdream (201) *Not A* Sponsored Post (637) AFL Beat (280) A Selection Of (365) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (278) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5150) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (170) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (918) futbol (512) Gambling (344) Game Preview (541) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1082) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1074) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (597) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2952) Open Threads (4289) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (705) Reflections (780) scotch (947) Sexy Friday (518) STORNG TAEK!!1! (326) Sunday Gravy (246) Team Previews (302) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (564) Wumbo Wednesday (183)
-

The Once and Future King Laserface: Tuesday Open Thread
Fuck me sideways, boys and girls, everything old is new again! Phillip Goddamned Rivers is rejoining the Colts! As a player! Rivers, last seen…
-

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: If Anyone Needs Me, I’ll Be in the Angry Dome
Which is to say, nothing disappoints, frustrates, and infuriates me (in that order) than nobody coming to class for the first 40 minutes. It’s…
-

Ode to the Obscure: Tuesday Open Thread
So we buried my father last week, and that sucked. Yes, he was dead at the time. Smartasses. Needless to say, I’m a bit…
-

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Thanksgiving Pre-Pre-Festivus Airing of Grievances
I am writing this sentence at 11:34 AM DFO Standard time (or 12:34 local), midway through the basic strings class I teach on Mondays…
-

Finding Forestry: Tuesday Open Thread
So I don’t think we had the term “heavy work” when I was growing up. If it did exist, it hadn’t penetrated the circle…
-

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In November’s Gusty Gale…
It’s been a bit windy. And by “a bit,” I mean holy shit it’s felt like non-stop wind for the last, like, 2-3 weeks.…
-

More Than Meets The Eye: Tuesday Open Thread
I don’t want to talk about the NFL right now. Not just because the Bills have now utilized both of their yearly Trip Over…
-

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Jets at the Bye/Trade Deadline
Well they won their obligatory game for Nick Mangold (RIP). So with that and the anonymity of not 0-17 locked up, the 1-7 Jets…
-

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Pre-NYC Election One
This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New…
![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)