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The Once and Future King Laserface: Tuesday Open Thread

Fuck me sideways, boys and girls, everything old is new again! Phillip Goddamned Rivers is rejoining the Colts! As a player! Rivers, last seen…

Which is to say, nothing disappoints, frustrates, and infuriates me (in that order) than nobody coming to class for the first 40 minutes. It’s…

So we buried my father last week, and that sucked. Yes, he was dead at the time. Smartasses. Needless to say, I’m a bit…

I am writing this sentence at 11:34 AM DFO Standard time (or 12:34 local), midway through the basic strings class I teach on Mondays…

So I don’t think we had the term “heavy work” when I was growing up. If it did exist, it hadn’t penetrated the circle…

It’s been a bit windy. And by “a bit,” I mean holy shit it’s felt like non-stop wind for the last, like, 2-3 weeks.…

I don’t want to talk about the NFL right now. Not just because the Bills have now utilized both of their yearly Trip Over…

Well they won their obligatory game for Nick Mangold (RIP). So with that and the anonymity of not 0-17 locked up, the 1-7 Jets…

This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New…