Monday Morning One-Off Mock Draft

Open Threads

King Hippo - February 5, 2024

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Hey, guess who TOTES spaced that he agreed to Carpenter sommet out this morning? Watch this, while subbing in Mock Draft with K Hippo! Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is "Favourite TV series (including mini-series but NOT moviefilms) theme music/song." Wait 30 minutes or 5 picks before you go

Into the PeriloUs Void – Early Saturday Open Thread

King Hippo - January 6, 2024January 5, 2024

What, did you wake up and hope to see Premiership footy? And then JV NFL?? Too bad, you get nothing. Absolute fuckall. Well, there are FA Cup ties, though the draw was pretty uninspiring (though surely nothing can bottom out as badly as Everton's dreadful nil-nil away to Palace on Thursday, when

28 October 2023 Uncreative Night Thread

King Hippo - October 28, 2023October 26, 2023

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Has everyone had just the bestest day? Since I'm the only (living) Wolven Sort around (paging Warthog!), I knew y'all would have. Talk about el beisbol if you want, but know that I will be quietly judging you for doing so. Ballsy: And he will be not so quietly judging me for

“At Least the Wolven Sort Don’t Play” JV NFL Night Thread

King Hippo - October 21, 2023October 18, 2023

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Yes, indeed. At least that's one pissed-offedness trigger that's on bye. Huzzah, universe! Ballsy: It's a good thing my alma mater sucks at football and I don't like them because they rejected my niece. That way I can enjoy college football without any aggravation. Texas Tech (-4.5) at Original Recipe Big Love

The Hunt FOAR JV NFL October – 7 Oct Early Thread

King Hippo - October 7, 2023October 5, 2023

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Some weeks, I just can't really be arsed to preview all the Lesser Footy. Especially with the German Elton John up on his cross again, wailing about the Spurs match/VAR fuck-up. You've gotten waaaaayyyyyy more than your fair share of oopsie-doodles over the years, please just STFU. Full schedule is here,

Katzenpapa Sabado

King Hippo - July 29, 2023July 28, 2023

Yesterday, I took a "my brain is breaking" day. I had fallen asleep with a migraine, 6p on Thursday night. Slept until 4a, then fell asleep again during HAI/PRC match. So, I put on my "out of office" work e-mail greeting. It was all going well until like 5p when I

Good Jerb Panama! y Otra Miscellany

King Hippo - July 15, 2023July 15, 2023

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Holy shitsnacks, do we ever need MOAR meaningful footy in our lives. As y'all know, I hold a certain disdain for the Golden Shower Cup. Yet I still appreciate how the assdick USMNT lost in the semis to...like, maybe the 8th best Van Halen single? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKDBPw8wQA Either Canalz FC or Mexico will

“Pep Crushing Fat Sam” Lesser Open Sabado

King Hippo - May 6, 2023May 5, 2023

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The big (pin intended) news of the past week is Leeds making the ultimate panic move - hiring Fat Sam Allardyce aka Gravy Tits aka (many other nicknames). He's corrupt, a tactical dinosaur, solely interested in media attention and self-promotion. Don't cry for the Stupid White Male being left behind,

Sleep-In Saturday Lesser Thread

King Hippo - March 11, 2023March 10, 2023

Please do not wake up early to a bunch of wanking over the Redshite (away to Bournemouth - 7:30, USA). PLEASE. Most of the tension is for the 10:00 windowm with Very Relegation Friendly Everton hosting Praise Beesus (10:00, USA). At least, I suspect that is what will get USA coverage. The

Preb Owl – We’ve Only Just Begun…

King Hippo - February 12, 2023February 12, 2023

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It seems the Carpentering shall fall to Hippo. Leeds and Man U (the football squadron, not the uni-themed "twink and bear" porn series) are currently nil-nil on USA. Angry Pep will put on his live action snuff film next (11:30, also USA). I hear tell there are puppy and kitty Owls,