First appointment viewing of 2023, as we stretch our buttholes for NFL WEEK ONE WOO!!! all day tomorrow. Ballsy: I'm glad Hippo is finally getting on the anal bandwagon! Stretching the butthole slowly and carefully is very important for proper and safe anal fun! Yes, I'm back. Although I might not
Tag: Plenty of good JV football on the TV
First Proper JV NFL Slate of 2023 Today!
With the dreaded Lesser Footy international break upon us, one is especially thankful for the much improved Week 2 JV NFL slate. Without further a-doo-doo, to the fixtures! Notre Dame (-7.5) at NC State (Noon, ABC) People have already started fluffing the Irish, without the very necessary caveat that they haven't faced
NYE 2022 Sportsball Late Thread
Welcome to the dregs of 2022. Per tradition, Hippo will purposefully fall asleep before any countdown activity, unless the footy stays interesting, Lord knows it will need to outclass Meeechigan pantsing the Bloodeyes earlier. UPDATE - Hippo predicts future not so goodly. To the game! Georgia (-5) v. tOhio State -
Cold November Rain JV NFL Open Night Thread
JV NFL Stands Alone (Early Sabado Open Thread)
Despite the calendar disruptions for the Slave LaboUr World Cup, Lesser Footy still works in a stupid window for international friendlies. BLECH. Hope y'all slept in. Clemson (-7) at Wake Forest (Noon, ABC) Meaningful ACC footy! Say it ain't so. I can't decide if I want Wake to win (for Atlantic tiebreaker
Merry 9/11 Eve! JV NFL Night Thread
This week, it's worth doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj08Ni3tklw Kentucky (+5.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN) This game is always fun, this line is an overreaction to Week 1. Wager accordingly. SillyCuse (-23) at UConn (7:00, CBSSN) Clubhouse Derby! And a resurrection of one of the 1980s greatest rivalries. Just in a sport that neither school much cares about. Southern
Holiday Weekend Becomes Regular Weekend Lesser Footy and JV Stuff
Anyone else come to the title's realization, and get pre-depressed? Just me, then. And Everton hasn't even lost (again) yet. We start early with Gooners and Barcodes (7:30, NBCSN). One hopes Handsome Mikel takes out some frustrations in this one, as the visitors cosplay as murderous shieks. FUN TIMES! You're going to
13 November JV Only Thread the Latter
All Hallows Eve Eve Open Thread
Wrapping Up Mandatory Eve
Good gracious, I know everyone is as excite as I am for LOLFins/Jaguras tomorrow. Imagine the maelstrom that Fair London's ticket scalpers must be enduring. Until then, here is how we pass the time: Alabama (-17) at Mississippi State (7:00, ESPN) Oh, you poor Cowbells. Be afraid. Be very afriad. NC State (-3) at
Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons
Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first! The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),
“Let Lesser Footy Be Thine Escape” Sabado Open Thread
Hey, did y'all notice? Darkest Timeline got darker. As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win! But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded American right now. So...let's not think about it. Lesser Footy and JV NFL slate, commence! No, you are not waking up (intentionally) for Chelski hosting Palace. But it