[DFO] Hate Week & Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 4, 2021February 4, 2021

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At last, we reach the zenith of Hate. No, not my childhood. That's for my "discussion" with the therapist. (Insert Moose gif here.) Something more visceral... There we go. Much like Tom Brady, it's time for Roger Goodell's annual appearance during Hate Week. Even as the season started, he knew he was up shit creek

[DFO] Hate Week & Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 2, 2021February 2, 2021

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Tonight's target: This fucking guy. Tommy Fucking Brady. Goodell's precious little fucking angel. He who cannot be hit. How this fucking look is still worth two penalties & seven points a game is beyond me. I thought that shit ended the second he left Gillette's distribution network. He's made previous appearances in Hate

Welcome to [DFO] “Hate Week” – A Monday Primer & Initial Rant

Beerguyrob - February 1, 2021February 1, 2021

(As a brief aside, a big shout-out to Low Commander for his annual & delightful help with the photoshops.) Hi everyone, I'm Beerguyrob. I've been away for a while, recuperating from rotator cuff surgery. And in between hydromorphone tablets I have been trying to figure out how to ease back into my routines. One

“Making A Murderer” – A 2020 Packers Preview?

Beerguyrob - September 2, 2020September 2, 2020

For Immediate Release THE NEXT SEASON OF NETFLIX'S HIGHLY ACCLAIMED "MAKING A MURDERER" SERIES WILL FOCUS ON THE EMERGING POSSIBILITY OF MULTIPLE PREMEDITATED MURDERS OCCURRING IN GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN BEFORE THE END OF 2020 Hollywood, CA -- September 2, 2020 -- Making A Murderer, the highly acclaimed Netflix series that focused on

Your “Now Just The Waiting” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 22, 2020April 22, 2020

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NFL News: the Draft is tomorrow! It's pretty slow, as most teams are preparing for the circus & power outages that come with this year's remote draft. The [Redacteds] are spending their day trying to trade Trent Williams for any form of measurable compensation. They seem to want a high draft

“When ‘All Y’all’ Are Better” – The 2019 Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 30, 2019October 30, 2019

Hi everyone, (checks nfl.com to see if Dan Quinn has been fired yet.) It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, with a mid-season looksee into the progress the Atlanta Falcons are making this year. Woof! Well, there’s been some bumps along the way, and after failing to complete their comeback against the Seahawks the Falcons entered

Your “The Master’s A Bastard” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 1, 2019April 1, 2019

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NFL Nuggets: The AAF might die as early as tomorrow. It comes down to the league wanting to use bottom-roster NFL players, but needs an agreement with the NFL, who needs agreement from the NFLPA to allow such a deal to go forward. Forbes is on board, writing a pressure-piece

Your “When Does AAFL Season Start?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 4, 2019February 4, 2019

So, there is no news today, as the league basks in the warming glow of the positive vibes from yesterday's thrilling matchup. Let's take a look at some highlights: Fuck all y'all, Rams. You let the continent down. Oh, and do the fine folks in New Orleans - who believe that they

[DFO] Hate Week Presents: Owners Who Suck – Stan Kroenke & Dean Spanos

Beerguyrob - January 31, 2019January 31, 2019

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Today's final installment of [DFO] Hate Week is brought to you by marrying rich, prenuptial agreements, and the Mayflower Moving Company. Now, normally the fourth day & final day of [DFO] Hate Week is set aside for attacking pet peeves I've had with the league over the year: GOODELL, Roger DISGRACE,

[DFO] Hate Week Presents: The LA Rams – A Team You Learn To Hate

Beerguyrob - January 30, 2019January 30, 2019

I hope you've enjoyed the week so far. Sorry today was a little late - work got in the way. This third installment of the Third Annual [DFO] Hate Week is brought to you by what's left of the Grateful Dead, California Emissions Standards, and the 1-Eleven Neighborhood Crips, a division of

[DFO] Hate Week Presents: The New England Patriots – An Open Thread (Of Hate)

Beerguyrob - January 29, 2019January 29, 2019

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Welcome to the second day of the Third Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Quincy Market, the USS Constitution, and Boston drivers - where road rage is for both in front of & behind the wheel. I could easily just repost my Hate Week articles from 2017

[DFO] Hate Week Presents: The State of the NFL – An Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 28, 2019January 28, 2019

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Welcome to another [DFO] recurring tradition: Hate Week - where we examine various aspects of the game which culminate in this year's Super Bowl. Tonight's first installment in the third year of this tradition is all about the state of the NFL itself, brought to you by medicinal marijuana, arbitrary justice,