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Euro 2016 Preview – España

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 3, 2016June 2, 2016
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What do people think of when they think of Spain? There is a reason I put all those pictures in that order.  After all that delicious food,  you're going to need a siesta. Spain is the land of my ancestors.  Many of you know I was born in México but many of

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Indigenous Round (10)

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 30, 2016May 30, 2016
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Did y'all like those cool ass guernseys? I dug blaxabbath's comment about the Western jumper so much I put it up as the banner quote.  I'm still giggling about it.  It is so true!  This week, the AFL Beat is coming to you a day late since there was a

Auto Racing Holy Trinity Open Thread

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 29, 2016May 28, 2016
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This is probably the best day in the auto racing calendar.  The day starts off with the Monaco Gran Prix which (/looks up polesitter) Daniel Ricciardo should win,  continues with the 100th edition of the Indianapolis 500 (watch out for the gravy-related yellow flags) And then finishes with the NASCAR Coca Cola

Champions League Final Open Thread

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 28, 2016May 28, 2016
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Before you do anything, click play on this video: And now you know what the hell they are saying when you hear that song on Fox all day today. The pre-game show starts at 11 AM Pacific with kickoff around 11:45.  As part of the fun, we get a special pre-game

Copa America Centenario Preview – Group C – Mexico

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 24, 2016May 21, 2016
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Mexico is the place of my birth.  It is a beautiful country full of beautiful beaches with lavish resorts, important archaeological sites, amazing food, and a perenially underachieving National Soccer team that is guaranteed to make it out of the Group Phase of every World Cup and lose the first elimination game.  El

Copa America Centenario Preview – Group C – Panama

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 23, 2016May 21, 2016
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Before anything, click play on this: The Canaleros, which is a nickname that sounds dirtier than it is (it means The Canal People), arrive to Copa America Centenario with pretty much the same squad that they have used for the 2018 World Cup qualifiers.  The full roster is here: The head coach

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 9

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 22, 2016May 22, 2016
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Collingwood beat us last year in a game they shouldn't have.  They were coming off a big victory last week and we were feeling good about ourselves after winning the Patrick Dangerfield Bowl.  It was a recipe for disaster.  Oh well.  My disappointment, other people's disappointments, a new AFL footballer to

Your “WHOOOOO!!! FOUR-DAY WEEKEND!!!” Friday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 20, 2016May 20, 2016
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Brevity is the soul of wit. Well, Hamlet was a whiny little pissant. "Oh, I want to be king, but my mother married a douchebag, so I can't. Why's he trying to be my dad? Besides, my real father abandoned me, so now I have to raise myself." Brevity is also the

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 8

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 15, 2016May 15, 2016
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Fresh off last week's multi-faceted drama, the question was whether this Round could provide similar drama and surprises.  The answer, a new AFL footballer to meet, a NEW GAMBLING GAME, and this week's results, coming up on Welcome To Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! In last week's preview, I mentioned that the

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 7

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 8, 2016May 8, 2016
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Last week, I opened by referencing Temptation Island and showed a random picture of a movie called Number 96.  I am, quite frankly, surprised that no one commented on the Fox show, which was, for the time, quite unusual and titillating (he he).  Little did I know that the Number

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