/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning. I am here to talk about the NFL team known as the Green Bay Packers for 2015. I forgot my notes, but what do I really need to say? It’s
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 19
It is getting to be that time of year as teams are fiercely clinging to finals hopes and one miss-step could cause your team's season to be over. Who heeded the call of MXC and who disappointed their fans once again? Let's dive in. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round
The Do’s and Don’t’s of Great Brownies
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 18
The season is winding down and there are only 5 rounds left! The battle for the top eight spots, which entitle a club to finals footy, is intense. How did our favorite teams do this weekend? Let's dig in, shall we? Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The round started off
I Don’t Know About You Guys…
...but I am getting drrrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkk tonight. I'm planning on going to a brewery after work and drowning my sorrows in beer with some close friends, then coming home with my lady-friend and raiding my whiskey supply while old Simpsons episodes play in the background. I guess what I'm saying is, open drinking
Balls’ Betting Korner
As I was sitting in the shower this morning (don't ask), a thought came to my head: You know, since Unsilent left KSK, we really don't have anyone to give us terrible gambling advice! Well, into the void I go! (Phrasing!) Balls deep into the world of pseudo-legal Internet gambling! One of
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 17
This week, it got a little tighter in the middle, the top stiffened up and responded brilliantly, and the bottom dripped its way closer to the floor. Vagina joke! Also, the current state of affairs in the AFL. Let's dig in, shall we? Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The round started
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 16
As of this week, the regular season is 2/3 complete. That means the margin of error is getting smaller and every game becomes more and more important. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The round started off with the North Melbourne Kangaroos facing the Essendon Bomber in a Friday Night Footy (Friday
Forging Steel – Influences Part 1
This is the first in a series of occasional posts that will highlight the influences of my life. Today's episode: YES! It's I truly hope all of you youngsters have been able to, at some point in your lives, watch a sketch or an episode of The Benny Hill Show. It
Familiarity Breeds Contempt, Because We’re Idiots: A Beer Review
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 15
The picture, of course, alludes to the epic second battle this season between head coach twins Brad Scott of North Melbourne and Chris Scott of Geelong. Imagine Rob Ryan finally getting a head coaching gig and going up against Rex. Like that, but Australian. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The
Kommenter Get-Together Reminder
Just a quick reminder that the LA-area DFO'ers will get together tomorrow at 2:00 PM at the Father's Office location in Culver City. See you there!