Your “My Nuts Are Falling” Friday Evening Open Thread

Seriously.  Acorns, hickory nuts....even a persimmon hit me in the head yesterday while I was cleaning up hurricane debris.  Gravity is stupid. (This vid is very NSFW, btw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20h-PJPMap4 But the squirrels like it... - Ringo I've told this story to some of you privately, but I still think it's funny.  So Imma tell it again

Your “This Isn’t What I Meant When I Said Blow Me” Friday Evening Open Thread

I'm on my way to pick up teh King Hippo.  We've decided.... fuck this hurricane, we' goin' drankin'. Just kidding folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5W-zZ-HtY Having driven in the middle of more than one hurricane over the years, I'm staying home this time and hoping no trees come down through the roof.  But if they do,

Your “Cincy vs Buffalo, I Wouldn’t Even Watch This In Regular Season So Why Am I Watching It Now?” Midday Sunday Thread Of Apathy

Yeah, some signals got crossed.  So there's not going to be much here. Sorry, not sorry. But that's good because you don't want me to get to talking about Jaime Pressly again.  OR DO YOU?????? Oh dammit, I forgot to call her earlier.  No wonder women hate me. - Cincy at Buffalo Nobody cares but Redshirt

Your “The Pre-Season Zombie-Like Apathy Is Palpable” Sunday Evening Open Thread

The first weekend of Pre-Season Footbaw seems to have taken its toll.  Some folks (us) seem sort of apathetic. But it also seems to have some other folks feeling....well... not so apathetic... The brawl spilled over into the crowd. Media wasn’t able to record during this period, but there’s gonna be some

Your “Maybe Just A Little Sexy” Friday Evening Open Thread

We're gonna get through this quickly, class, because I don't have much to talk about this week. OK, ok...settle down, class.  Hmmm....let's see... Southwest Airlines still sucks.  Check. St. Louis' Lambert International Airport is still a shithole and should be razed from the planet.  Check. And California still has legal weed (I should know,

Your “Paraskevidekatriaphobia” Friday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDt42Vs-teI I don't believe in luck, good or bad.  I do believe in chance and random occurrences, however.  I also believe that our actions, or in some cases our REactions, will determine, or at least influence, certain outcomes.  Life happens. Example #1 (bad): When I was a kid, a friend of mine's brother

Your “I Was Nowhere Near New Jersey When I Killed Him” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News Janoris Jenkins is the new Orenthal James Simpson.  Maybe.  Hopefully not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOURLAgQT_8   In all seriousness, and in spite of my very witty post title.... All of the details aren't yet available here, so let's not rush to judgement.  But it is being investigated as a homicide by "strangulation/suffocation" currently.  Then again, it