FA Cup Starts in Earnest, No Everton/Foxy Footy TV??

King Hippo - January 7, 2017January 6, 2017

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Way to go, 2017. As of this writing, Fox Sports Go is all borken (won't let me log in under my cable login or brother-in-law's Dish Network one), so I can't even check for a random secondary feed. I will likely be stuck listening to the terrible radio

Shitsgiving Mini-Thoughts and Day After JV Preview

King Hippo - November 25, 2016

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Due to family bullshit, much of my coverage was radio, and my TAEKS are evens less informed than usual. Caveat emptor. Oh, and HAPPY DAY AFTER OVEREATING SHAME, EVERYBODY!!! Crazy Eyez managed to go 31-37 and still stink up the field and single-handedly lose the game in Romonobyl-like fashion

Basketball Finally Ends – Pray to This Man

King Hippo - April 4, 2016April 4, 2016

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#2MW Villanova vs. #1E U*NC (9:19, TBS) In a new twist on Catholics vs. Convicts (the Holes aren't in NCAA jail yet, but that's mostly because they confessed to EVEN MOAR SHIT to keep the university/athletic department-wide investigation going until Ol' Roy could wrap up his precious title run), you get

Operation Stop the Asshole Cheaters (Final Four Preview/Game Thread)

King Hippo - April 2, 2016April 2, 2016

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Well folks, here we are. Down to four, only one #1 seed, but it's the most evil one of all. Blatant bunch of academic fraudsters, complete with asshole coach who not even veiled subtly threatens minor reporters who dare call out his program and "university" on their bullshit.

Basketball Coma Methadone – Saturday Shakes Edition

Game Preview

King Hippo - March 19, 2016March 18, 2016

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Only 8 games today. It's like being behing the Iron Curtain, da, comrades? Anyway, CBS even gets all crafty, trying to sneak their "white kids doing it THE RIGHT WAY" suckoff into the middle of the deck. I call your fucking bluff, and still plan to read

Basketball Coma – Thursday Evening Edition

Game Preview

King Hippo - March 17, 2016March 17, 2016

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Oh well, brackets are dead. Now, we can excise our souls of filthy lucre, and focus on the purity of hate. 14S Buffalo vs. 3S Miami (6:50, TNT) Behold, the bland competence of Jim Larranaga and the prettay...prettay good Miami Hurricanes. If you can look past the fact that NC

Better Know A Region – East Preview

King Hippo - March 14, 2016March 14, 2016

Enjoy these whilst they are sentient. I have a doctor's appointment at 1pm, and given that I am coughing up a lung (at least gobs of yellow gunk), Tussionex is certainly close at hand. Overview To my surprise, the committee did NOT take it easy on their beloved Holes this year! Instead,

Thursday “Dry Run For Next Week” Playing Hooky to Watch Basketball Open Thread

King Hippo - March 10, 2016March 10, 2016

DO BETTER, Pitt.