Sunday Gravy with yeah right: The Number 12.

Good morning folks! Happy Selection Sunday! Closing in on NCAA Tournament time so we've got another little distraction in the goddamn insanely long offseason. I'm a fan of the tourney and it will occupy some of my sports watching attention for a couple of weeks. Whatever it takes, man! But the best news of

Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.

banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers' compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses his keys on the hall table and removes his Vikings cap. Coach Zimmer: "Hello? Beansie? Maria? I'm home!" A distant squeaking sound is heard and approaches Coach. "EEK EEEK EEEK!" CZ: "Beansie!