It looks like we’re getting the hang of this thing! Kudos to Moose and the gang for some brilliant stuff last night. Today, we had the closest we will get to actual football as starters played the most they will play during the preseason. Plus the bonus of more injuries to fantasy players we drafted! Woooo! Good luck to those of you with Randall Cobb and, to a lesser extent, Aaron Rodgers. Results:
Steelers 19 – 43 Bills
Vikings 28 – 14 Cowboys
Falcons 9 – 13 Dolphins
Jets 28 – 18 Giants
Browns 31 – 7 Buccaneers
Washington 31 – 13 Ravens
Bears 10 – 21 Bengals
Eagles 39 – 26 Packers
Seahawks 16 – 15 Chargers
Colts 24 – 14 Rams
49ers X – X Broncos (game in progress at time of post)
The European football leagues provided action too:
English Premier League
Newcastle United 0 – 1 Arsenal
AFC Bournemouth 1 – 1 Leicester City
Aston Villa 2 – 2 Sunderland
Chelsea 1 – 2 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 0 – 3 West Ham United
Manchester City 2 – 0 Watford
Stoke City 0 – 1 West Bromwich Albion
Tottenham 0 – 0 Everton
La Liga
Real Sociedad 0 – 0 Sporting Gijón
Barcelona 1 – 0 Málaga
Celta Vigo 3 – 0 Rayo Vallecano
Real Madrid 5 – 0 Real Betis
As did the AFL:
GWS 132 – 51 Carlton
Hawthorn 134 – 62 Brisbane
North Melbourne 73 – 96 Western
Essendon 47 – 74 Richmond
Gold Coast 51 – 88 Port Adelaide
On tap for your viewing/sporting pleasure tonight is Adelaide-West Coast, St. Kilda-Sydney (LIVE on Fox Soccer Plus, if you have it), and the featured LIVE match of Fox Sports 2: Fremantle-Melbourne. That rout will start at 11:40 PM Pacific.
Here is your Slutty Saturday goodness. Tonight’s theme: Unusual swimsuits
Hat tip to Moose for that JOK picture.
Moose, not asking for a pass. I went from sober during the games to just drunk as fuck and I was wrong about everything. Sorry sir.
Forget it, man. I’m just touchy; shoulda ignored it. Keep going ginger. Cheers. Plus my beer is wearing off.
So is it just my perspective or are those large mammalian protuberances? I mean maybe it’s just me who thinks they are large and globular.
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My wife’s claiming Foul: Push-up bra, loss of down.
I am sure they are pushed in some direction or tuther; but those are large deals going on.
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On further review (“Oh, it’s Christina Hendricks!”), her call has been overturned. First down.
So apparently I’m way behind in my analysis:
“Bra Size Analysis: There has been plenty of estimations tossed around concerning her actual bra size, most of which are in the DD – F range. Our analysis concludes that Christina Hendricks’ bra size is roughly 38DDD. And if our calculation is correct, this would place Ms. Hendricks at the very top of the “fame-to-size” ratio.
And much like other well endowed famous women, Christina Hendricks has also been the target of numerous plastic surgery rumors for breast implants.
However with that being said, after thoroughly analyzing the situation and comparing various candid photographs, we truly believe that her breasts are in fact all natural.”
From a site that just does celebrity bra speculation. If you need a job…..
Who says being a blogger is a crappy job?
NAILED IT!
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I have NO problem with freckles.
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Sara Paxton seems nice.
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Yeah, no one really wants to know what is really wandering around in Moosebrain.
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Joy Harmon – Cool Hand Luke.
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Weeeeel, I did have *a* beer at the game.
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Her 2nd best role…after Village of the Giants.
@Moose I would mock what you post, but… it was all quality. No complaints
Mock away if you want; if so; fuck off and die, if not, like I leave yours alone; cheers!
I was onboard completely before asshole. I swear it from the comment I actually replied to. Also I still <3 you you fucking dick. No, really. I am a fan Moose.
That’s cool; it just sounds like you are trying to punk me. I’ll assume not.
Hopefully you could see when reading your comment that I could take it that way.
You kids behave or I’m taking away your alcohol.
Ummm…. it’s too late to take it away.
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Bah! One more time…
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Sean Connery, 1957
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Probably around the time he slapped around Johnny Stompanato.
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Hey; the Germans *REALLY* liked him. so does the late night burger place.
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So I went to the game….. and I FUCKING LOVE JEAN SHORTS.
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I had a friend that had 70 cds from “20XX” Pearl Jam shows, I listened to every one. He was missing like maybe 30 from the whole live tour that year(s) from when they went off the grid, we had shitty internet back then. I can play really bad bass on all their songs (from then [it went on after]) where you should replace me immediately, but I have heard almost everything Pearl Jam
That’s actually really cool.
Mentioning it now makes me want to reconnect with him. He was a hockey bud that went to Notre Dame.
I know what you mean. I have no idea where most of my old friends are these days…just scattered to the four winds.
This was supposed to be an @
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I’m gonna say the Dodger experience was good.
It was very safe in a fully controlled police kind of state.
They shoot tail gaters,
so I heard
Naw seriously you can’t even bring a beer here before the game so plan accordingly. Follow all laws. Park to the right and it’ll get you on home.
The fuck is our offense?
What about Rodger?
Back to red heads. NSFW
h
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Official statement, and a ground swelling of support for…
Pearl Jam needs to play Super Bowl 50.
Period.
Sure, I mean…I’ve got a mute button, and I’m not afraid to use it.
Ok, this guy is a dick, but fuck him
How about Scorpions, man? What a way to cap off their 50th anniversary tour, eh?
You know who else liked the Scorpions?
I will answer for you. Hitler.
But Super Bowl 50…the math is there!
There is some symmetry.
You are arguing with no one at this point. Other than we don’t think it will happen.
Why don’t you two get a room?
You think he would ever hook end up with me? I am not worth it.
I want my edit button that randomly appears to re-show up so I can fix it either way
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS.
Seems to be working alright for me.
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Wait, wait…that might be lingerie.
/waits for judge’s official ruling
I love you like a brother Balls,
I DVR’d the game to watch tomorrow.
I didn’t know the score.
No worries man I’m just trying to start a dialogue about people who DVR everything so they won’t have to listen to commercials and have their IQ points drain from their ears and the rest of us who were drunk and asleep when it originally aired. This only applies t the preseason.
Fuck the Dodgers, man.
Sorry Brother Yeah Right! Maybe hopefully that means you can enjoy it knowing your team won??
I promise this will not happen during the regular season.
Whoa! Almost didn’t see her there amidst the foliage!
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She looks skeptical.
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WOOOOOO IT’sS THE ’80S!!!!!!
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Ok, you get 2. I went full nerd
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For Brett and Beastmode even pretending to read my Skyrim comment
My wife played some Oblivion so I got the gist of your comment. Now I”ve got her playing GTA online.
Anyone else drinking scotch tonight?
Highland Park.
I wish. American Whiskey, and I was too distracted by other stuff to get really drunk. If you want I will try. I was assume you said yes and take one of my “shots” out of containers that aren’t shot glasses
Vodka, as usual.
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I think this is safe for here. Still thinking of maybe playing Skyrim. I am still in “White-guy-town”, the first main one, leveled up my sneak to 100… twice and my pickpocket to 95, even with no magic use I found out it levels everyone else up to my level and enemies only care about attack stuff. I can still sneak and steal bosses weapons though so I am good. A couple more levels and I can steal their armor too before fights,
No idea what you’re talking about. I just like the picture.
So going back a couple topics. We used to have tree buffers between our houses, but someone brought a tree virus to our town that killed 1/3 of the trees. My backyard trees are gone. Street trees were culled. Our parks now look like a 10th grade project to plant “new” trees. So I have no privacy in my backyard. Their 200′ tree that knocks the power line out every time it rains and has roots in my yard that is 4′ below its base still stays
I meant to add a follow up to this that was relevant. No clue what it was anymore. So you probably get boobs when I get back from a cig, or I will go play Skyrim the wrong way and level up every skill but the battle ones.
The way I see it you have two options. One, buy your neighbors house and evict them, then youll have privacy. Two, become VERY good friends with said neighbors, therefore eliminating the need for privacy.
So, from my uncle’s party tonight was this interesting beverage. Seriously did taste like root beer, but a little too sweet for my taste. Could make a float with it if you grab some vanilla ice cream.
http://smalltownbrewery.com/our-beers/year-round/
Agreed
Midway through the third: Margin back to 50.
Let’s continue, she wouldn’t want any sun if possible
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My last comment ended up dark in the replies. Lets get away from that
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I’S NICE!!
I am offended you would talk so poorly of my neighbors
/met them twice, each of our escaped dogs was caught by the other
//other than that it is only through a fence when I toss over the stuff the kids threw over here.
Tales from the Borderlands is so fucking great.
“So please now at home bow, kneel, sit or stand or do whatever the fuck our church does”
– John Oliver
I might join that church. I will wait on other ideas he has.
“I like the sound of a beer church.”
–Red Forman
Pretty furious comeback by the West Coast Eagles. Margin at the half is only 26.
Where would inquiring minds go to watch this match?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shgze3yuCyA
I’m watching it in the tablet with the AFL global pass. Afl.com.au
Cheesesteak time!
No beer and peanuts for me, it’s pistachios and Scotch tonight. I feel like a Kennedy.
Cashews or GTFO.
Cashews may be the fattiest of nuts (even though they aren’t even nuts, the imposters) but I may have failed to mention these are pre-shelled pistachios, the most decadent of nuts.
Pre-shelled pistachios are the crack of nuts and legumes.
Cashews are the speedballs.
Blue Diamond Salt And Vinegar almonds are the blue crystal meth:
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Salt and Vinegar makes everything better.
“Open your mouth, let’s get it in there. Oh yes. Oh yes”
– Things overheard from my neighbors open windows when I went out for a cig
/he was brushing his kids teeth but holy shit it sounded as bad as I first made you infer
Your neighbor is not named Jared, right?
I haven’t done anything like “do research” on the subject, but do we know what happened with Jared? Seems like, what with his alleged history of porn dealing in college, it’s likely that he supplied some porn that had like a 17 year old in it.
And I dont even like subway.
Amazingly, Subway is sticking with the “Eat Fresh” campaign. They might wanna rethink that one.
They already spent so much money switching to that from their old campaign of “Eat Shoe”, they have to stick it out.
Last I heard, it went further than that. He was going to plead guilty to possession of child pornography.
Guilty as fuck:
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Full guilty plea here:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/08/19/business/media/jared-fogle-guilty-plea-document.html?_r=0
Well, seems like he knew what he was doing. Count 2 seems to be about underage prostitution, more serious than I thought.
Yeah, he was fucking minors. Not cool.
Did your neighbor also invent this?
End of first: 51-1. Damn!
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I will be around. Watching Last Week Tonight for now. I thought I had watched it and from the first 5 min I know I at least saw part of it but saw my dad watching yesterday and missed the segment following up on him starting a church. I may have just completely missed an ep. If so I will watch a second ep, not the worst way to spend an hour.
Almost the end of the first term: Adelaide 44, West Coast (#2 team) 1.
I’m currently watching something that isn’t as good as Watson-Tatum 2: The Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out.
UFC or boxing? For some reason, I got an email today from ESPN telling me about some fight.
Boxing, it’s on ESPN.
Yeah, that is probably what the email was about. Fight any good?
I just turned it on. It’s all right, I guess.
Mayweather ruined boxing for me. No one wants to fight anymore.
It’s not a baaad match, for modern fetherweightish. Just completely lacking in strategy.