That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
“I’m Eli Manning…”
“And I’m I Understand Fucking Football Eli Manning, and I am gonna beat the everliving shit out of you, Regular Eli…”
God I love this fucking game!!!!
Jon Beason sure would have prevented that touchdown, given that Witten was covered by a safety.
Eli is going on a pedialyte bender tonight.
Take your fucking Texas Titties
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AND WE HAVE MANNING FACE! I REPEAT WE HAVE MANNING FACE!!!!
At least we got that.
First game, against the Giants, not clutch. Bah. Humbug. Fuckin Witten is annoyingly good.
Don’t you dare step on Cris’s narrative! He worked very hard on that narrative and he’s going to force in there like he’s Big Ben and this audience is a drunk co-ed in a bathroom stall!
This is my fault, folks. Sorry.
Now go sit in the corner for the rest of the night. I needed a true Romobyl. This is unacceptable.
Jackass.
Who has two thumbs and is getting laid by his Cowboy fan wife tonight?
THIS GUY
nice.
“I’m Eli Manning.”
“And I’m failed stand up comedian Eli Manning, and even I wouldn’t have pulled that shit.”
In a past life I’d be breaking everything around me into molecules.
This life is better.
Cheers sill, remember it’s an absurd game when you think about it
This is the conclusion that I have come to.
I really don’t even care about the game, it’s getting woodshedded by Jason Witten.
That was the most Romo thing I’ve ever seen. Drops the snap, then throws a TD.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh fuck there’s 15 more weeks.
To think, this game would be over if the ref didn’t give the Boys a TD.
A ref gave a boy a Tugdown? Which one?
It also would have been over if Eli slid instead of tossing the ball out of the end zone.
sigh
Eli, you fucking retard!
THAT’S ON COUGHLIN. You don’t understand basic maths, you deserve that outcome. What fucking dumb shits. That entire staff should be fired. Right fucking now.
Door Flies Open
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Uh wow
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Watch them miss the PAT.
What just happened? I was watching Rick and Morty.
This is why I watch the west coast feed of Rick & Morty.
We’re all looking for the botched extra point now.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HoLeeShit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Now they just need to miss the extra point!
Oh what the ever loving fuck
fuck everything
Elisha, you fucking nitwit
Ho-Lee-Shit
Good God Giants
Pete Carroll would run it here
I would be okay with a Dallas loss in OT. Extended hate is the best hate.
Well it was fun when it lasted.
Murray pounds it home….
Damn, here I am sitting with wet underpants feeling like a jackass
Will 0-0-16 put DAL in the playoffs?
Near Romobyl!
This is such a Chip Kellyesque drive….
yup, shitting the bed.
oh no
So whenever Doug Free does a Civil War re-enactment, can he just wear his jersey?
Are the Giants going to disappoint this superfan?
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Come on guyssssss
The game is over now if Eli drops
Holy fuckballs, you guys. 1365 comments tonight?
Your system brah.
Running a prevent D should cost you a 4th rounder.
THE GIANTS DESERVE TO LOSE THIS GAME. GO DALLAS!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh……pleeeeeze
Wait, the game is in Romo’s hands! We’re safe. Romoception in 3…..2…..
I hope it de-happens.
The Cowboys return the kick for a TD. Decide to go for two. Romo throws an INT.
Zymm dies but regrets nothing.
Returned for two pts.
And the INT becomes a safety?
They got a shot at a TD. I’m glaring at shit like you wouldn’t believe.