EXT. SPORTS FACILITY – DAY
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Old Tire Found on the Side of the Highway: …
Broken Television Set: …
Empty Soda Can with Bee Stuck Inside: [buzzes]
Kerosene-Soaked Rag: …
Empty Soda Can with Bee Stuck Inside: …
Broken Television Set: [flickers]
Tupperware Container Full of Cat Litter: …
Kerosene-Soaked Rag: …
Old Tire Found on the Side of the Highway: …
[door flies open]
Plastic Bag Blowing in the Wind: [blows out of locker room and onto practice field]
Tupperware Container Full of Cat Litter: …
Kerosene-Soaked Rag: [catches on fire]
Broken Television Set: …
Plastic Bag Blowing in the Wind: [floats across line of scrimmage, is whistled for offsides penalty]
Empty Soda Can with Bee Stuck Inside: …
Old Tire Found on the Side of the Highway: …
Tony Sparano’s Football: [muffled by three feet of dirt] …
Khalil Mack: [sighs]
Jack Del Rio: Great practice, guys. Great work. I really think we’re ready to turn the corner. Look out, Baltimore!
I didn’t know where you were going with that, but once I did, it was magical. Well done!
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Set up… set up… forward… passes it back to center… back to wing… back to center… center holds it… holds it… holds it…
PAYOFF!
Drunk cat approves.
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I’m sad to see that Banana did not make the practice squad.
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Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
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So did the woman I payed $300.43 to peg me.
Gus Bradley (hiding behind fence with binoculars, muttering to himself): OK, if they cut Empty Soda Can with Bee Stuck inside, we’ve got to snap him off of waivers before the Browns get wind of him.
Off topic but I’m just reading about this asswipe from the League who lied about escaping from a tower during 9/11. And you start to wonder why does anyone think this guy is funny in the first place? Where on earth did someone dig up this scumbag and thrust him into the spotlight? Who the HELL would be dumb enough to associate themselves with a spineless, humorless, sack of shit like this?
“In 2003, he was noticed by the actor Ashton Kutcher, who gave him his first TV role, as a cast member on MTV’s “Punk’d,” according to Mr. Rannazzisi’s website.”
OHHHHHHHHHHH
/no more questions, your honor
//toots a clown horn, jumps out window
Does he also comment for football blogs under the screen name Nat Turner?
People are fucking terrible. NEVER FORGET!
Jesus Christ. The people on the League are terrible humans not only on the show, but in real life, as well? Awesome. Just awesome. Although, what can you expect from someone who shills for Buffalo Wild Wings?
Buffalo Wild Wings is currently “evaluating” whether they want to continue their business relationship with him. For seriously.
How is this boutique football site able to give such true to life recaps without going to 30 NFL training camps?
“Crossing the line of scrimmage? Come on, Bag, you’re pulling our leg.”
-OAK RBs in unison with Defensive Line
God Speed Plastic Bag Blowing in the Wind, God Speed.
That plastic bag shows hustle. The Raiders must promote it from the practice squad, lest the Steelers sign it for their secondary.
The Eagles are also interested in this Plastic Bag’s ability to cover receivers downfield. Or at the line of scrimmage. Anywhere, really.
Plus, it’s white.
Now with more Aldon Smith bomb threats!
The plastic bag blowing in the wind is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
Mena Suvari is probably a better option for most teams.
With eyes like hers I bet she possess great Field Vision
“You want to see the most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever filmed? It was one of those days, a minute away from snowing…and there’s this electricity in the air. You can almost hear it. And this running back was just…dancing. For fifteen minutes. That’s the day I realized that he was willing to live his entire life behind the line of scrimmage. ”
– Wes Bentley, describing the last time he saw Chris Johnson play for the Titans
I am sorry for jinxing you guys by betting fake moneys on them. SPOILER, will try a new angle this week.
This is just what I needed.
Ha that’s the stuff.