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Your “Dear God – No!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has chosen Gene “Index Card” Steratore to be the Super Bowl referee. So expect at least 25 penalties, so he…
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Practice Makes Perfect
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Asks You To Give
Dateline: July 27, 2015 Hello, loyal Winstonians! My drunken summer vacation dried up like a Palm Springs housewife recently, and, boy, did I have…