Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!
Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!
Not to be outdone, Alex Smith does his best Alex Smith.
Uh oh. I think the Doktor is thinking about pissing again.
Andy Reid is going to eat a ham.
Needs more plural case
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Hello boys and girls! I have arrived at last after long day at work!
/crickets
These 15+ yard lob passes…
Tinyhandsception, because sure, why not.
Dominoes, may the ghost of my ancestors haunt you for the transgressions you have made against pizza
Will there be a way-too-gaudy graphic for Pey-Pey 70K like Favre’s 500th TD pass?
If we know one thing, he is sweaty.
Thanks Phil
WTF is a code black? and is 300 times a year good or bad?
I assume it’s something Jason Garrett says to his wife to warn her that the gardener is at the house and she should close the blinds.Something something Riley Cooper
JB has a weird fucking hairline.
What is the appropriate response to the new guy in the apartment below me that burns excessive incense EVERY FUCKING DAY AND I CAN’T EVEN OPEN MY WINDOWS NOW
Go tell him you would rather the smell of weed
shove a living snake up his ass.
Install a really sensitive fire alarm in the hallway right outside his door?
Move some furniture at 3am.
Start burning otter shit.
Murder? Is the answer murder?
This is the part of the movie where Manningbot does a good before T-1000 comes in with the crane truck.
Double fuck Starbucks Doubleshot commercials with a sharpened broom handle.
Correlation = Causation. Therefore the Broncos will score every time I go pee during timeouts. I should switch to hard liquor to minimize urination. I wouldn’t want to affect the outcome of the game.
DRINK FOR ME AND SNOW, DOK. PLEAZ?
Manhattans ok?
as long as it makes Denver score!
And since Talib just did THAT, FUCK YES!!!!
Not quite. The problem is when you leave to take a piss. Either switch to Depends Adult Diapers or piss your pants.
But your decision NOT to pee is affecting the game the other way. With great bladder control comes great responsibility.
Watch out Sanders, Peyton’s always looking for fresh neck muscles.
WAY TO BE ON TOP OF THAT YOU JACKWAGONS
*puts the remote down*
If Sanders had dropped that too, I would be shopping for a new TV this weekend.
Oh dear god for a moment I thought I was having a stroke but then I realize it was just an offensive touchdown.
I’m amazed he didn’t somehow concuss himself on that flip.
And with that throw, Manningbot 2015 is STILL not in positive points in the Insanity league.
Broncos… touchdown?
yessssssssss
Nice try at a #DINOFLIP
Consecutive timeouts. Jeebus.
This kind of game makes me want a Trump Presidency and the inevitable nuclear war that would ensue.
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For the guys during the timeout
Shit, nipples showing, sorry
No no, that’s fine. Better than fine, in fact.
I didn’t even notice. No fine.
How dare you post such smut.
*right click* *Save as…*
Have we repealed the nipple-free rule?
No I broke it again
“How many of each position are on the field” is not a “Next Gen Stat” NFL Nutwork
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Peyton Manning is the most overrated shitbag in a universe of overrated shitbaggery.
I owe the ladies like 9 pics, This is a half repost at best.
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Krakodil sounds like a better idea than watching the second half.
Peyton is taking sulking lessons from his little brother.
Will Pey-Pey retire at halftime? Stay tuned for the surprising answer.
Let’s go KC! You can be my surrogate shitty team while my normal shitty team shits like normal! It’s even similar colors and offensive to the same groups!
*nationwide tune*
chicken parm could play better
Green walks into the end zone. JEEBUS.
Hahaha, let’s take one of the league’s least mobile quarterbacks and run a naked bootleg.
CJ Anderson is my worst early round FF draft pick in a few years.
Also, anyone in GSR that wants Demaryus Thomas, I’m willing to entertain some pretty ridiculous trades at this point.
Last year I went Monte Ball/Alfred Morris at the turn in the 2nd and 3rd rounds.
I have Alfred Morris, too.
/weeps
I’ll give you Jay Cutler straight up, right now.
Eh, I don’t really need a QB. But it’s not the worst offer.
Why have I never noticed the oval TV in KC before?
I’d also like Manning to take the shotgun, Phil
This game is going to end 35-0.
PK has a massive stroke when he sees Cam Newton selling the country a black cup of yogurt.
The difference between the T-800 Terminator and Manningbot 2015 is at least the T-800 had the decency to drop himself into a steel furnace and burn out, instead of fading away.
F’ckin’ awesome.
I wonder when Elway tearfully puts a Luger to the back of Peyton’s head. Peyton says “Tell me ’bout the two Super Bowl wins, John…
I get to tend the rab-bits.
Michelob Ultra – the official drink of Riley Cooper and Chip Kelly.
What Manning fails to realize is that the key to shitting all over the field is to do it subtlety.
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The leg check was key. Clean getaway.
That’s a crime against poomanity.
It’s now news when Peyton throws three on target balls in a row.
♫ Alc-ohol you numb the pain ♫
time-to-pop-some-hap-py-pills!
All the Sanders receptions please.
YES YES Y’ALL
Hillman’s idea of a cutback is to fall in the direction without a defender.