Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!

Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games  he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!

 

 

 

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Gratliff

Not to be outdone, Alex Smith does his best Alex Smith.

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Uh oh. I think the Doktor is thinking about pissing again.

WCS

Andy Reid is going to eat a ham.

bourb0nblues

Needs more plural case

blordinaryfagicmox
Brick Meathook

Hello boys and girls! I have arrived at last after long day at work!

/crickets

Senor Weaselo

Tinyhandsception, because sure, why not.

jjfozz

Dominoes, may the ghost of my ancestors haunt you for the transgressions you have made against pizza

Senor Weaselo

Will there be a way-too-gaudy graphic for Pey-Pey 70K like Favre’s 500th TD pass?

litre_cola

If we know one thing, he is sweaty.

Thanks Phil

entropy

WTF is a code black? and is 300 times a year good or bad?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I assume it’s something Jason Garrett says to his wife to warn her that the gardener is at the house and she should close the blinds.Something something Riley Cooper

OsamaBenJarvus

JB has a weird fucking hairline.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

What is the appropriate response to the new guy in the apartment below me that burns excessive incense EVERY FUCKING DAY AND I CAN’T EVEN OPEN MY WINDOWS NOW

litre_cola

Go tell him you would rather the smell of weed

OsamaBenJarvus

shove a living snake up his ass.

Doktor Zymm

Install a really sensitive fire alarm in the hallway right outside his door?

WhyEaglesWhy

Move some furniture at 3am.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Start burning otter shit.

Senor Weaselo

Murder? Is the answer murder?

John Difool

This is the part of the movie where Manningbot does a good before T-1000 comes in with the crane truck.

WCS

Double fuck Starbucks Doubleshot commercials with a sharpened broom handle.

Doktor Zymm

Correlation = Causation. Therefore the Broncos will score every time I go pee during timeouts. I should switch to hard liquor to minimize urination. I wouldn’t want to affect the outcome of the game.

King Hippo

DRINK FOR ME AND SNOW, DOK. PLEAZ?

Doktor Zymm

Manhattans ok?

King Hippo

as long as it makes Denver score!

And since Talib just did THAT, FUCK YES!!!!

Redshirt

Not quite. The problem is when you leave to take a piss. Either switch to Depends Adult Diapers or piss your pants.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

But your decision NOT to pee is affecting the game the other way. With great bladder control comes great responsibility.

Watch out Sanders, Peyton’s always looking for fresh neck muscles.

Sill Bimmons

WAY TO BE ON TOP OF THAT YOU JACKWAGONS

synapticmisfires

*puts the remote down*

If Sanders had dropped that too, I would be shopping for a new TV this weekend.

JustStopDude

Oh dear god for a moment I thought I was having a stroke but then I realize it was just an offensive touchdown.

Old School Zero

I’m amazed he didn’t somehow concuss himself on that flip.

entropy

And with that throw, Manningbot 2015 is STILL not in positive points in the Insanity league.

Senor Weaselo

Broncos… touchdown?

makeitsnowondem

yessssssssss

packman_jon

Nice try at a #DINOFLIP

synapticmisfires

Consecutive timeouts. Jeebus.

This kind of game makes me want a Trump Presidency and the inevitable nuclear war that would ensue.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Shit, nipples showing, sorry

entropy

No no, that’s fine. Better than fine, in fact.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I didn’t even notice. No fine.

synapticmisfires

How dare you post such smut.

*right click* *Save as…*

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Have we repealed the nipple-free rule?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

No I broke it again

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

“How many of each position are on the field” is not a “Next Gen Stat” NFL Nutwork

JustStopDude
Sill Bimmons

Peyton Manning is the most overrated shitbag in a universe of overrated shitbaggery.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I owe the ladies like 9 pics, This is a half repost at best.

http://healthyceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Chris-Pratt-Workout.jpg

King Hippo

Krakodil sounds like a better idea than watching the second half.

entropy

Peyton is taking sulking lessons from his little brother.

synapticmisfires

Will Pey-Pey retire at halftime? Stay tuned for the surprising answer.

Doktor Zymm

Let’s go KC! You can be my surrogate shitty team while my normal shitty team shits like normal! It’s even similar colors and offensive to the same groups!

OsamaBenJarvus

*nationwide tune*

chicken parm could play better

King Hippo

Green walks into the end zone. JEEBUS.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Hahaha, let’s take one of the league’s least mobile quarterbacks and run a naked bootleg.

Old School Zero

CJ Anderson is my worst early round FF draft pick in a few years.

Also, anyone in GSR that wants Demaryus Thomas, I’m willing to entertain some pretty ridiculous trades at this point.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Last year I went Monte Ball/Alfred Morris at the turn in the 2nd and 3rd rounds.

Old School Zero

I have Alfred Morris, too.

/weeps

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I’ll give you Jay Cutler straight up, right now.

Old School Zero

Eh, I don’t really need a QB. But it’s not the worst offer.

Doktor Zymm

Why have I never noticed the oval TV in KC before?

entropy

I’d also like Manning to take the shotgun, Phil

MikeWallaceAndGromit

This game is going to end 35-0.

Old School Zero

PK has a massive stroke when he sees Cam Newton selling the country a black cup of yogurt.

John Difool

The difference between the T-800 Terminator and Manningbot 2015 is at least the T-800 had the decency to drop himself into a steel furnace and burn out, instead of fading away.

packman_jon

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John Difool

F’ckin’ awesome.

I wonder when Elway tearfully puts a Luger to the back of Peyton’s head. Peyton says “Tell me ’bout the two Super Bowl wins, John…

Senor Weaselo

I get to tend the rab-bits.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Michelob Ultra – the official drink of Riley Cooper and Chip Kelly.

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What Manning fails to realize is that the key to shitting all over the field is to do it subtlety.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–lVKiTyvA–/1435037765910538160.gif

MikeWallaceAndGromit

The leg check was key. Clean getaway.

tundrajim

That’s a crime against poomanity.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

It’s now news when Peyton throws three on target balls in a row.

synapticmisfires

♫ Alc-ohol you numb the pain ♫

King Hippo

time-to-pop-some-hap-py-pills!

MikeWallaceAndGromit

All the Sanders receptions please.

bourb0nblues

YES YES Y’ALL

entropy

Hillman’s idea of a cutback is to fall in the direction without a defender.

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