Your Sunday Night Aperitif Game Thread

Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…

Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.

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Romonobyl

“Hi, I’m Peyton Manning v2.0, and I have DirecTV.”
“And I’m Peyton Manning with a human, carbon-based vertebrae, and I have cable.”

ThePirateSloth

HA HA CLINTON-DIX

blordinaryfagicmox

It’s in his contract that you have to say his full name.

Horatio Cornblower

“‘Blind Spot’ is the show that has everyone talking!”

“Man ‘Blind Spot’ sucks.”
-E. Veryone

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THE ONLY APPROPRIATE PARTY MUSIC IS ANDREW W.K. JUST PAY FOR THE RIGHTS YOU GODDAMNED CHEAPSKATES.

/is not sure if background music was actually Andrew W.K.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

When it’s time to party we will party hard.

blordinaryfagicmox

Pete Carroll’s favorite Bond movie.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

That looks like fun, actually.

Mike McCarthyism

I noticed on twitter the hashtag for David Cameron puttin his dick in a pig is #piggate. HOW THE HELL ISN’T IT #THE_PORKING?

Martin

People are fucking stupid.

Horatio Cornblower

I feel like I need more clarification on this.

fleshwound_NPG

“-gate” needs to die a terrible death.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I felt the same way when the whole bending deal with iPhones was christened “Bendgate” instead of “Bendghazi”.

I MEAN COME ON IT’S JUST SITTING RIGHT THERE!!!

nomonkeyfun

I don’t think the Brits ever get to make fun of Americans as uncouth ever again. You would never see that at our premier institutions of learning. It would only happen at a school like Dartmouth, or Princeton.

Doktor Zymm

Seattle scored? I got distracted reading the log of shootings in Chicago this weekend.

ThePirateSloth

How about a rivebrog of the heavyweight fight?

Wakezilla

I wonder if Chris is going to suggest Rodgers run out of the pocket and let himself get tackled like he did for Wilson about 3 minutes ago. Because if there’s one thing mobile QBs need to do, is taking hits outside the pocket.

Horatio Cornblower

Pictured: My daughter’s first time driving a stick.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SO TO SPEAK.

Horatio Cornblower

Henrik Lundquist at Shea Stadium watching Yankees-Mets.

Man it must just be hell to be Henrik Lundquist living in New York City. Poor bastard.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Cris, please don’t say you like Fred Jackson. It makes me dislike him.

Shogun Marcus

Cris, please don’t say anything. It makes me hate existing.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Oldbackdown!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Here we go again.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The fantasy implications of a Seattle red zone appearance are generally bad for me.

Don’t let Marshawn Lynch score a touchdown.

Don’t let Jimmy Graham score a touchdown.

Don’t kick a field goal.

Sill Bimmons

U WIN

ThePirateSloth

You somehow just came out A-OK.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I would think a good name for a strip club in Green Bay would be “It’s All Gone Pear-Shaped”.

laserguru

Or just Club Butter.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I guess the Spearmint Rhino is probably already well-established.

Sill Bimmons
Martin

Because you all deserve at least one nice thing today.

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Sill Bimmons

Today was a day of many nice things for Sill Bimmons.

This is the icing on the cake.

Wakezilla

She’s fine as hell

Horatio Cornblower

Why is there a woman in the booth for Sunday Night Baseball? Is this just ESPN rubbing salt in Schilling’s wounds? Because that would be awesome.

Sharkbait

Only if she’s wearing a hijab

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They can vote now, too!

Horatio Cornblower

The hell you say!

nomonkeyfun

I even saw one of them driving, all on her own.
SMDH

Sill Bimmons

Luke Skyywillson ON MAH BENCH

Beastmode Ate My Baby

TRUE STORY:

I used to frequent a Seahawks fan site. When Tony Dungy was being bandied about as a GM, I made disparaging remarks about him (as one does) and was met with cries of “Dungy? But he’s teh AWESOME!”

Soon after, I found KSK, where disparaging remarks about Dungy were the norm, rather than an abnormality reserved for cretinous misanthropes. I knew I had found a home.

TRUE STORY: I had almost nothing to eat today before I started in on the vodka. Can you tell?

makeitsnowondem

The worst thing is I’m just a missed extra point away from Horatio winning anyway, and I just know it’s coming.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s really the only reason I’m still watching at this point.

fleshwound_NPG
WCS

Back. Had to accompany the wife to a dinner party with her coworkers. No one there cared about football, discussed work-related issues I had little to no idea of, and the music of choice was showtunes. Also, everything served was either drenched in mayonnaise or Russian dressing.

Sill Bimmons

STILLERS AND DIRT STILLERS VICTORIOUS WOO

fleshwound_NPG

Why are we looking at fucking NASCAR highlights

[remembers multi-billion dollar Comcast/NASCAR deal]

Sill Bimmons

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Religious lunatic who drove his son to suicide!

Tony Dungy who?

Um…because…you…DAMN

Doktor Zymm

Commercials are handy for letting me know what tv shows I’m ignoring this year

Sill Bimmons

Need Jones and Lockett to go away.

makeitsnowondem

YEAH SUCK IT HORATIO

Horatio Cornblower

It was really just a matter of time after he hit from 50+, but congratulations.

Asshole.

makeitsnowondem

I’m watching this game with lady snow and a friend who helped me move and they both think the way I watch football is insane right now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

C’mon man….just say his ass hit.
Damn PC NFL with their pink ribbons and make out parties.

King Hippo

I FUCKING HATE PETE CARROLL.

Romonobyl

“I hate fucking Pete Carroll”!

/Mrs. Carroll

ThePirateSloth

I just want Al to keep saying tuckus

fleshwound_NPG

COME ON, SAY IT WAS HIS ASS

Sill Bimmons

ASSTASTIC

Mike McCarthyism

Gonna hear the ref say butt, so I’m kind of excited for that atleast

Dick E. Phuck

Rodgers loves to fit it into those tight windows.

King Hippo

I would very much like that to count, c’mon it was badass.

fleshwound_NPG

Ass on the ground first, no TD

Horatio Cornblower

As opposed to Ass To Mouth, which is always a score!

Hi-five bros!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

FACE UP?

Sill Bimmons

NOAP

Doktor Zymm

TD Seahawks?

Sharkbait

TD

Mike McCarthyism

HOLY BALLS IF THAT ACTUALLY COUNTS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ThePirateSloth

Shut up Cris, Shut up Cris, Shut up Cris

Doktor Zymm

Imagine if they started paying refs by the flag

Horatio Cornblower

You mean they’re not!?

King Hippo

Throw it to James Jones PLEAZ