[peeks out from under the covers] Has it started yet? No? Who said I was scared? I’m not scared. Maybe it’s YOU that’s scared. [sighs]
Wash @ NYG: The Giants should be 2-0. Let’s get that out of the way right now. Howevah, The Catastrophic Meltdowns really like the vibe that this team is giving off. As far as Washington is concerned, if this Matt Jones kid is the real thing and Morris keeps going they’ve got a running game that may take them to the NFC East title. Not that that will be a great accomplishment this year. Ain’t sour grapes grand? Cousins’ play is up and down and he doesn’t have D-Jax but the Giants don’t have Rogers-Cromartie so that should be a wash. Beason is ready to give it a go tonight-maybe he’ll make it through the whole game. You just never know, maybe the Giants finally get their *Coughlin* shit *Coughlin* together. We could be looking at another snooze-fest but, “It’s Still Real To Me, Damnit!” What can I say, the scotch is poured. (into an Oktoberfest-sized stein)
The reasons our Ape overlord got so excited.
And the original.
http://www.meredy.com/wrayfay03.jpg
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/planetoftheapes/images/9/91/Nova4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130222005748
Sorry man, your top link was busted.
If the NFL outlawed the draw play I would watch more games. Okay, I can’t watch more games than I do but the draw play has the success rate of the Hail Mary and OC’s think they’re the smartest fucks ever when they call it 3 times a game.
Actually Draw Plays are not bad, except for on 3rd and a Country Mile. If you’re going to run a draw, just go ahead and punt on 3rd down. Why risk getting someone hurt?
Better this than that:
http://i.imgur.com/iX3tPwU.gif
http://38.media.tumblr.com/5630466226a42b01eea34bca381f1e48/tumblr_meyxf3u7ae1qf71bqo1_500.gif
What rich asshole owned that home?
Please tell me it belonged to a Rockefeller or an Astor.
The Burning of the Cliff House, San Francisco, California, c1907.
Anybody want to help me start up a “Draft Kinks” website?
I promise you won’t have to swallow any pee.
Most of the time, anyway.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/e83631abe15d516b38b7dda0974a1e46/tumblr_npl7vnXGZJ1rsxqqio1_400.gif
It may exist already.
https://xkcd.com/305/
Fucking Giants. They’ve been running the draw on 1st and 20 for 25 years. Holy fucking shit do I hate this team. (Not nearly as much as the Jets.)
What have I missed in [*Redacted] s-Giants?
:fart noise:
punt block safety!
They say it’s a football game, but I’m not sure.
I fucking hate Phil Simms
I think he may be worse than Collinsworth, even.
Panic time for the Skins was about two seasons ago Phil…
When do we get the Eli pick six that puts Washington back in the game? 8 minutes left in the 4th?
Probably this series.
We are heading into the 4th…
UNGA prominently featured while the UN General Assembly is in New York? I call Ban Ki Moon shenanigans!
http://33.media.tumblr.com/46c98d0e5c308a95501a45ce1f7afc7c/tumblr_n3s185JiuF1sd4c1xo2_r1_250.gif
hell’s bells
Gentlemen.
I’m stuffed full of deep dish pizza and drinking some Apex Predator. #businesstrip
#derp
Is that euphemism?
You can expense Grindr?
Man, the Sunday day games are a shitshow.
Also, hello everyone!
Hi! Nice to have you here, enjoy the derp with friends.
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The Russian judge gives it a 3.9.
Move bitch, get out the way bitch.
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN
Trucked
Connor Cook has to be cursing Kirk Cousins for fucking up his draft status.
The receiver could LITERALLY not be more covered. I LITERALLY have no clue what Cousins was looking at. He is LITERALLY blind. A retarded child could LITERALLY make a better qb.
Anyome else remember that MadTV skit?
I started a “parody” Twitter account where I exclusively ridiculed people who improperly used “literally”. I lasted probably 3 days. Searching Twitter for “literally” kills brain cells.
“I’d like to switch over to Shirts”
-every Skins fan
Hah!
Kirk Cousins Mind Bleach:
http://www.xtremeidiots.com/uploads/gallery/album_255/gallery_561_255_3659623.gif
Robert DeNiro playing a nice old man is like asking Eli Manning to play with grown up toys.
That really does seem like the worst movie ever made. And I took my kids to see the 2nd goddamned Alvin and the Chipmunks movie.
A Nancy Myers movie is like a short vacation. Everyone has an easy job, a beautiful kitchen, and rich-folk surface problems.
WOOO! This won’t matter when they shit the bed with 1:12 left….
Kirk Cousins:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/179fde8833681804a7879f1741127432/tumblr_mjguce6u4R1ro8ysbo1_400.gif
I do miss that show.
Me too, but Steven Universe eases the pain.
At this point, I’d like to thank Balls for starting Cousins in the crezzy league.
I’ll Take It!
Teehee
Fuck this game
Is there a MILF cleavage Tumblr I need to be subscribed to?
Thanks to injuries to Murray and Lacy, I had to start Matt Jones this week. Hooray! A loss!
The fact that i know the Giants are going to blow this, is making this game even more boring.
The Giants have no pass rush.
The Giants never have a man within 5 yards of a Deadskin WR.
The Deadskins have 6 points.
If you are a non-professional coach and you don’t give out helmet stickers you are a fucking monster worse than Stalitler.
HELMET STICKERS ARE LIKE MEDALS IN YOUR MINI-WAR AWARD THEM
http://sep11.hugginsandscott.com/pl/37069_marino.jpg
I recall saying something earlier about how I was done drawing for the night, so I could pay attention to this game. Mistakes were made, and I’m going back to my seasonally-appropriate Freddy Krueger illustration.
I don’t care if she doesn’t have a soul
I start Eli and Garcon in a money league. I may as well have set that stack of cash on fire.
GAMBLOR STRIKES AGAIN!
I put the last little bit of my bolognese sauce on top of my ceasar salad because that’s what it is gonna take to win this game.
I don’t know what it is but the norm mcdonald KFC commercials annoy the fuck out of me.
Remember when he used to do comedy and like not lame shilling for the fifth worst fast food chain for fried chicken?
He got fired because some asshole thought he wasn’t funny. I don’t begrudge him getting paid on the grounds of consumer stupidity.
His gambling habit needs the money.
Popeye’s, Church’s, A&W, Kennedy Fried Chicken, and Crown Fried Chicken (and Pizza)?
Those ads are horrible. Whoever thought of them and/or approved them should be fired into the Sun.
I’m thinkin’ Fozz has a type…
Two things that are more interesting than this game
Hell, GRUMBLELORD fucked her …..
Does not make the bed well. 2/10 would not bang.
The RGIII-led ‘skins are playing the NY Jets at the same time that Cousins is facing the NY Giants. THIS IS INDEED A DISTURBING UNIVERSE!
http://www.twitch.tv/robotsfightingdinosaurs
This is how I picture Eli on the sidelines reviewing that last drive.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z5LJf5kIIbs/UBrVrktQp2I/AAAAAAAABn4/_ahrMCdWfNM/s1600/eG94aGwyMTI=_o_scooby-doo-and-scrappy-doo—s01ep01–the-scarab-lives.jpg
Is Eli Velma or Scrappy?
I sometimes feel great shame for sitting through these Thursday night games. I should do something more respectable. Like heroine.
You’re going to do Princess Zelda? Lucky bastard.
Fuck me.
drop the e, gain enlightenment.
Looks like the Jags got one thing right
The jag rag?
that girl gotta poop.
Imagine the enthusiasm she’d display if they just paid her minimum wage!
Jesus I turned this game on for that last Giants’ “drive” and I’m already bored.
I can’t wait for Tim Meadows as the next Colonel Sanders
I’m holding out for Joe Piscopo.
Will his star ever stop rising?
I’m waiting for the revelation that Norm is playing himself playing Col. Sanders,
Idris Elba!
This…continues to be a thing that happens.
http://p.vitalmx.com/photos/users/16549/photos/71546/s780_img3.hotnessrater.com.jpg?1386115309
In honor of our new Patron Saint.