Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread

[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road. The road? I’ve heard good things about that place. Okay. One more.” Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks…

Den @ Det: Peyton can’t feel his fingers and after a day of drinking I can’t feel my legs. I thought that the Falcons/Cowboy tilt should have been in this spot but what do I know-I’m just a guy that has a big dick. Whoa there. Who IS a big dick. Sorry about the confusion. Anyway, does anyone mamember reading that the Bronc’s were going to run the ball like bananas with CJ this year? Their leading rusher is Hillman with a paltry 75 yards Good Luvin’! Speaking of lousy running games, the hosannas have turned into the boohannas for 59 yards and counting (on one hand) Ameer Abdullah. On his behalf I’d like to ask the question, “does anyone know where a guy can pick up a niqab on the cheap?”. Good Night, Canada!

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laserguru

C’mon moon! It’s getting late over here.
Someone said there would be an eclipse.

Lunar eclipse brought to you by draft kings! Fan Duel! Draft your lunar eclipse today!

laserguru

Oh there you are you elusive little bastard.
That’s actually pretty cool.

WCS

Canyonero on to pitch for the Dirt Stillers.

http://i.imgur.com/tPut8Lhl.jpg

Sill Bimmons

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN

WCS

AHHH STOP IT

laserguru

You Bastardo!

Sill Bimmons
WCS

GET OUT MY BRAIN

Horatio Cornblower

-Big hit on Stafford

“Orlovsky, get loose”

/Orlovsky runs out the back of the end zone

“Ready coach!”

King Hippo

Stupid goddamned Tarhole with the late hit.

trollsoharduniversity

Official derp screws the lions fans but THROW IT TO GODDAMN MEGATRON NOW

Sill Bimmons

BOB THE RASPBERRY HURLING FOAR TEH BUCS

WCS

ALL THE FRAGS

packman_jon

Fuck you Triplette, I DEMAND MY DERP

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Boo that should be a derp

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

We’re really trying to piss off the UK this year by sending the Mets and dolphins this year

Horatio Cornblower

Well, when your Prime Minister comes out as a fucker of dead pigs other countries will take certain liberties.

makeitsnowondem

Oh, sure, ask Hines Ward about the TARR LECEIVEL. You’re an asshole, Costas.

WCS

Mort says THE BEN’S LEG OWIE is an MCL sprain, no ligament tears. He’ll be out for 4-6 weeks. Ookie’s time to shine!

Moonbatting Average

Blood moon right now over Dallas

WCS

THE OL’ DOUBLE J’s slitting a hooker’s throat in tribute.

packman_jon
makeitsnowondem

One of the biggest mistakes I ever made was buying the Chevy Silverado HD in 720p.

Doktor Zymm

Is that confused, bewildered Caldwell? Or did he just hear about the birth of his grandson?

WCS

Someone told him he just won $50 million in the lottery, and a helicopter crashed on his car.

Tony Easons of Anarchy

Before we go to halftime Al, let me debate this straw man.

Horatio Cornblower

AND IT’S THE STRAW MAN WITH THE TKO IN THE 1ST!!!

Moonbatting Average

LUNAR ECLIPSE IMMINENT

Horatio Cornblower

Welp, halftime and now let’s turn to Tony Dungy, who will tell us why the Moon’s disappearance is due to America’s increased acceptance of homosexuals. Tony?

Sill Bimmons

Because Acts 2:20

makeitsnowondem

When I see how bad Jeff Triplette is at his job, it helps me understand why I haven’t been fired yet.

King Hippo

INDEED. What a fucking waste of carbon. He almost makes me feel good about myself.

Hey, I said ALMOST.

Horatio Cornblower

Now, now, a few more opiates and your self-esteem will soar.

King Hippo

MOAR opiates is always the solution.

/would have made a great patent medicine-era quack

Doktor Zymm

Triplette tripletting. He is the most worthless of the triplets.

trollsoharduniversity

What taunting?

Horatio Cornblower

No, no, he said TAUNTAUN; you’re no longer allowed to eviscerate them without cleaning up the offal.

WCS

4thand1programtouchdownlob.exe
4thand1programtouchdownlob.exe run
touchdownlob program SUCCESS

JustStopDude

Wow…how do you let the receiver get behind you?!?!

Also…that’s taunting now? Can we get a penalty on the Detroit Defensive Coach for stupidity?

makeitsnowondem

Penalty for tauntaun. The ball will be placed at the first marker.

WCS

And you thought that penalty smelled bad on the outside!

Doktor Zymm

Did he just get a penalty for running backwards?

Horatio Cornblower

I would say that taunting penalty was well worth it.

blackroseMD1

Ugh…really Detroit? 4th and 1 with almost no time left and you give them a Peytondown?

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

And the lions get relegated to the cfll

makeitsnowondem

HOLY SHIT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

King Hippo

I was already furious about the call, can’t even get 5 goddamned yards to kick a field goal, then…WOO!!!!

Lookit the balls on KUBES!!

Sill Bimmons

JUST AS I GIVE UP ON THE BASED-BALL THE FOOTED-BALL ENDS TOO

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250×250/64196840.jpg

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

LaCanfora is saying just an MCL for Ben and the Cards gacked up a win today – there’s bright sides in Pittsburgh, my man!

Sill Bimmons

EXCEPT THAT???

HOLY FUCKBALLS LIONS D

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Prater’s should have listened to bel biv devoe

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Smack it up, then flip it, followed by rubbing it down? I don’t how see how that advice helps unless his problem was a sore hamstring.

makeitsnowondem

When Matt Prater says he’s got food poisoning, there’s a 100% chance he’s hungover.

WCS

Continuing the proud, alcoholic tradition of Denver kickers started by Todd Sauerbraun.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s endemic throughout the entire organization.

King Hippo

West By God Virginia!!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am offended you think those things are mutually exclusive

Horatio Cornblower

If this “Where were you born” ad for Coors had any accuracy it’d end with a shot of a hobo pissing into a boot.

WCS

Coors: The Vagabond Beer

Tony Easons of Anarchy

I love these GE ads starring the young Jeff Goldblum

King Hippo

I wanted that 2 points, motherfuck it

makeitsnowondem

I wanted a one-point safety.

King Hippo

I would die from happiness if’n I ever saw one of those

makeitsnowondem

Extra point shenanigans!

Old School Zero

Let me see that DERP DERPDERPDERPDERP

Tony Easons of Anarchy

Indeed the replay clearly shows he put his hands in the air and waved them around as though he simply did not care

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nothing personal, but I kind of hope Theo Riddick gets popped for a weed violation so we can make jokes about the Chronic-what-cles of Riddick.

Tony Easons of Anarchy

Bowe knows Riddick

Sill Bimmons

Please don’t.

56MillilitersOfFury can only take so much abuse.

Doktor Zymm

Chicago PD premier, they show up two hours after a violent mugging

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Depends on the neighborhood.

Doktor Zymm

Clouds > earth shadow as far as the moon is concerned.

packman_jon

“Better than chemtrails” – Pete Carroll

Sill Bimmons

Tragic. But true.

Petronel

Time’s feed is up: http://time.com/4050491/supermoon-eclipse-livestream-video/?xid=homepage (NASA’s is busted ATM)

packman_jon

LOLIONS

packman_jon

Nice hipster glasses, Dan

JustStopDude

Vin Diesel stars in “Murmur and Growl: A Cinematic Adventure”…

Tony Easons of Anarchy

Vin Diesel is Trey Gowdy in “The Last Witchhunter”

makeitsnowondem

On the night of the supermoon eclipse, let’s all bear in mind that Randy Moss holds the record for most supermoons by the age of 30.

Doktor Zymm

CalJo, totes hot

makeitsnowondem

Okay, who reminded Stafford he can throw to Megatron on every play?

King Hippo

godfuckingdamnit

John Difool

“Bob Costa is going to Johnstown, Pennsylvania”…. anyway we can dial up another flood for the occasion?

Horatio Cornblower

The backstory to that flood is fascinating and far more interesting that anything Costas is likely to come up with.

King Hippo

A 50-year event should be enough to drown the wee Costas.

Sill Bimmons

WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO POISON MY BASEDBALL BROADCAST WITH YOUR SHRILL HARPY PRONOUNCEMENTS GAAHHH

Senor Weaselo

Insurmountable lead?

Old School Zero

“Hi, I’m Matt Stafford, and welcome to FATASS!” /gets hit in the groin with a chicken pot pie