[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road. The road? I’ve heard good things about that place. Okay. One more.” Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks…
Den @ Det: Peyton can’t feel his fingers and after a day of drinking I can’t feel my legs. I thought that the Falcons/Cowboy tilt should have been in this spot but what do I know-I’m just a guy that has a big dick. Whoa there. Who IS a big dick. Sorry about the confusion. Anyway, does anyone mamember reading that the Bronc’s were going to run the ball like bananas with CJ this year? Their leading rusher is Hillman with a paltry 75 yards Good Luvin’! Speaking of lousy running games, the hosannas have turned into the boohannas for 59 yards and counting (on one hand) Ameer Abdullah. On his behalf I’d like to ask the question, “does anyone know where a guy can pick up a niqab on the cheap?”. Good Night, Canada!
C’mon moon! It’s getting late over here.
Someone said there would be an eclipse.
Lunar eclipse brought to you by draft kings! Fan Duel! Draft your lunar eclipse today!
Oh there you are you elusive little bastard.
That’s actually pretty cool.
Canyonero on to pitch for the Dirt Stillers.
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GET OUT OF MY BRAIN
AHHH STOP IT
You Bastardo!
IN FOAR TEH BUCS
http://i.imgur.com/tPut8Lhl.jpg
GET OUT MY BRAIN
-Big hit on Stafford
“Orlovsky, get loose”
/Orlovsky runs out the back of the end zone
“Ready coach!”
Stupid goddamned Tarhole with the late hit.
Official derp screws the lions fans but THROW IT TO GODDAMN MEGATRON NOW
BOB THE RASPBERRY HURLING FOAR TEH BUCS
ALL THE FRAGS
Fuck you Triplette, I DEMAND MY DERP
Boo that should be a derp
We’re really trying to piss off the UK this year by sending the Mets and dolphins this year
Well, when your Prime Minister comes out as a fucker of dead pigs other countries will take certain liberties.
Oh, sure, ask Hines Ward about the TARR LECEIVEL. You’re an asshole, Costas.
Mort says THE BEN’S LEG OWIE is an MCL sprain, no ligament tears. He’ll be out for 4-6 weeks. Ookie’s time to shine!
Blood moon right now over Dallas
THE OL’ DOUBLE J’s slitting a hooker’s throat in tribute.
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One of the biggest mistakes I ever made was buying the Chevy Silverado HD in 720p.
Is that confused, bewildered Caldwell? Or did he just hear about the birth of his grandson?
Someone told him he just won $50 million in the lottery, and a helicopter crashed on his car.
Before we go to halftime Al, let me debate this straw man.
AND IT’S THE STRAW MAN WITH THE TKO IN THE 1ST!!!
LUNAR ECLIPSE IMMINENT
Welp, halftime and now let’s turn to Tony Dungy, who will tell us why the Moon’s disappearance is due to America’s increased acceptance of homosexuals. Tony?
Because Acts 2:20
When I see how bad Jeff Triplette is at his job, it helps me understand why I haven’t been fired yet.
INDEED. What a fucking waste of carbon. He almost makes me feel good about myself.
Hey, I said ALMOST.
Now, now, a few more opiates and your self-esteem will soar.
MOAR opiates is always the solution.
/would have made a great patent medicine-era quack
Triplette tripletting. He is the most worthless of the triplets.
What taunting?
No, no, he said TAUNTAUN; you’re no longer allowed to eviscerate them without cleaning up the offal.
4thand1programtouchdownlob.exe
4thand1programtouchdownlob.exe run
touchdownlob program SUCCESS
Wow…how do you let the receiver get behind you?!?!
Also…that’s taunting now? Can we get a penalty on the Detroit Defensive Coach for stupidity?
Penalty for tauntaun. The ball will be placed at the first marker.
And you thought that penalty smelled bad on the outside!
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Did he just get a penalty for running backwards?
I would say that taunting penalty was well worth it.
Ugh…really Detroit? 4th and 1 with almost no time left and you give them a Peytondown?
And the lions get relegated to the cfll
HOLY SHIT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was already furious about the call, can’t even get 5 goddamned yards to kick a field goal, then…WOO!!!!
Lookit the balls on KUBES!!
JUST AS I GIVE UP ON THE BASED-BALL THE FOOTED-BALL ENDS TOO
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LaCanfora is saying just an MCL for Ben and the Cards gacked up a win today – there’s bright sides in Pittsburgh, my man!
EXCEPT THAT???
HOLY FUCKBALLS LIONS D
Prater’s should have listened to bel biv devoe
Smack it up, then flip it, followed by rubbing it down? I don’t how see how that advice helps unless his problem was a sore hamstring.
When Matt Prater says he’s got food poisoning, there’s a 100% chance he’s hungover.
Continuing the proud, alcoholic tradition of Denver kickers started by Todd Sauerbraun.
It’s endemic throughout the entire organization.
West By God Virginia!!
I am offended you think those things are mutually exclusive
If this “Where were you born” ad for Coors had any accuracy it’d end with a shot of a hobo pissing into a boot.
Coors: The Vagabond Beer
I love these GE ads starring the young Jeff Goldblum
I wanted that 2 points, motherfuck it
I wanted a one-point safety.
I would die from happiness if’n I ever saw one of those
Extra point shenanigans!
Let me see that DERP DERPDERPDERPDERP
Indeed the replay clearly shows he put his hands in the air and waved them around as though he simply did not care
Nothing personal, but I kind of hope Theo Riddick gets popped for a weed violation so we can make jokes about the Chronic-what-cles of Riddick.
Bowe knows Riddick
Please don’t.
56MillilitersOfFury can only take so much abuse.
Chicago PD premier, they show up two hours after a violent mugging
Depends on the neighborhood.
Clouds > earth shadow as far as the moon is concerned.
“Better than chemtrails” – Pete Carroll
Tragic. But true.
Time’s feed is up: http://time.com/4050491/supermoon-eclipse-livestream-video/?xid=homepage (NASA’s is busted ATM)
LOLIONS
Nice hipster glasses, Dan
Vin Diesel stars in “Murmur and Growl: A Cinematic Adventure”…
Vin Diesel is Trey Gowdy in “The Last Witchhunter”
On the night of the supermoon eclipse, let’s all bear in mind that Randy Moss holds the record for most supermoons by the age of 30.
CalJo, totes hot
Okay, who reminded Stafford he can throw to Megatron on every play?
godfuckingdamnit
“Bob Costa is going to Johnstown, Pennsylvania”…. anyway we can dial up another flood for the occasion?
The backstory to that flood is fascinating and far more interesting that anything Costas is likely to come up with.
A 50-year event should be enough to drown the wee Costas.
WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO POISON MY BASEDBALL BROADCAST WITH YOUR SHRILL HARPY PRONOUNCEMENTS GAAHHH
Insurmountable lead?
“Hi, I’m Matt Stafford, and welcome to FATASS!” /gets hit in the groin with a chicken pot pie