Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread

Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…

Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.

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nomonkeyfun

Marc,

It wasn’t intentional at first, but I decided to run with my feelings.
I haven’t seen this picture before this moment, but it is now one of my favorites of all time.

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PS. I was about to leave as soon as I finished my beer, but now that at least someone is around to share one of my fetishes. I think I’ll stick around for a bit. I even let you sit on the handlebars of my Citibike if I can get a contact high from you.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I love Shirley Manson. Both her music and her on T:SCC season 2

nomonkeyfun

I always thought I liked you. Now I know that we can be friends.

Really liked the music before I saw one of her videos. When I first saw the video for Stupid Girl or Only Happy When it Rains, was in lust.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I raise you with this

http://i.imgur.com/wZulZ4A.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I see a late night red head theme. I raise you a Karen Gillan

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nomonkeyfun

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nomonkeyfun

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40x71AWFy1qgb5hb.jpg

“What, you want to Louima me, sure thing.”

Too, soon?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Possibly stated before, since I just got here, but I’m really happy, because somewhere, Nat Turner is blaming this loss entirely on Tomlin and Vick, and not Scoooooooooobe.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

“They fixed the deliberately fucked clock. OMG How could they do that? It is almost like the 2 minute warning matters”

– Announcer (they all blend together into a mix of terrible and asskissing the league)

nomonkeyfun

Because I’m only three years older than Bledel, it’s harder to come up with these pictures than I originally thought.

http://images.realtytoday.com/data/images/full/19127/2006-summer-tca-day-8.jpg?w=580

The Maestro

Night all. Glad I made it home to catch the tail end of this shitshow. Behave yourselves!

Brocky

Guys, the game wasn’t that we’ve seen worse

makeitsnowondem

Honestly I think it’s one of the best Thursday games I’ve ever seen.

Brocky

That bad jesus christ

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The worst I remember was back at KSK. Oakland and I think SD on a Monday night. Biggest shitshow ever and that was back with moderated comments, I think we hit like 2000

entropy

And with that muttered “that was great” I heard in the background, I am done for the night. See y’all this weekend.

Beerguyrob

Is someone going to check on Sill in the morning?

Senor Weaselo

PRAY FOR SILL

Sharkbait

#SILLLIVESMATTER

blackroseMD1

“Whenever we play Pittsburgh, you can expect a boring ass, sloppy game.” – Joe Flacco

I may have paraphrased a bit, but not as much as I should have.

Badger

Accurate quote. That’s what I heard.

nomonkeyfun

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entropy

God bless and keep Lauren Graham.

nomonkeyfun

Like I said earlier, bad things for non-DFOers. Amiright.

/Tries to Hi-five up top bro.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I picked up and started Steve Smith this week. I want to punch a baby

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

G’night kids.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Why do I hear nothing but elevator music during this interview?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

NFL too cheap to buy the rights to regular music

Sharkbait

Isnt that Ray Rice’s entrance music?

Beerguyrob

BAH GAWD KING, THAT’S RAY RICE’S MUSIC!!

Smithchez

Ladies and gentlemen, your AFC North division champion and first round playoff loser, the Cincinnati Bengals!

Beerguyrob

Now now, there’s still time for Mike Brown to mess it up with a trade for a dead guy.

makeitsnowondem

“Joe, tell us about what hap–”

“WHAT? WHAT’S THAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE”

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Josh gonna Scobee looking for a new job.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So Ravens are Superbowl favorites now after this epic performance? Right?

entropy

A solid contender, I’d say. Or someone will, I can feel it already.

The Maestro

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

entropy

It’s over! IT’S OVER!!!! Our long national nightmare has come to an end!

Old School Zero

That was fucking hilarious.

Eckeaux

GG Scobee. On to the unemployment line with you.

Senor Weaselo

Justin Tucker, good at kicking the footballs.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Awww phooey

Recovery Whiskey

Routine 50 yarder

Smithchez

Please miss this kick. You know you want to.

King Hippo

Tucker, a man and his dream

MikeWallaceAndGromit

MISS IT! MISS IT! MISS IT!

makeitsnowondem

If you can’t give your kicker a 50-yarder with the game on the line, aren’t there other dudes out there?

entropy

Steelers, it’s called “tackling.” Look into it, hey?

King Hippo

One team has an offense, but no kicker.

The other has a kicker, but no offense.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

There’s plenty offensive about this game.

Sharkbait

This game, I call it Physically Impossible. Because it sucks and blows at the same time.

Smithchez

Anybody else feel a Flaccoception coming?

entropy

Did Phil just say “Jill Flacco?”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

He said some other random name earlier. I think it was James, but I am drunk, it could have been something else

entropy

“Gus Flacco throws to Seraphim F Smiff,” sounds like Phil.

nomonkeyfun

I used to appreciate that you don’t have to kiss your sister in baseball. This game makes me question an opinion I’ve fervently held for more than 30 years.

Eckeaux

The only way this game doesn’t end in a tie is 22-20 because one of the offenses goes backward out of its own end zone.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

LMAO again. Rooting for tie!

nomonkeyfun

This is the definitive TNF game.

entropy

Something tells me that is not a compliment.

nomonkeyfun

No, no , no. I love slapstick.

King Hippo

Passing is a good idea, run the hitch and go there and it’s 6.

entropy

Unbefuckinglievable. They keep calling dumber and dumber plays. Give the win to Cleveland, they need it. Fuck these teams.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I’m going to need more schaden-popcorn

Claymaker

I love everything that is happening.