Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread

Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…

Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

And to think, people were confused as to why the Ratbirds were 0-3.

Smithchez

Let the eliteness wash over you

Claymaker

Elite drive.

Sharkbait

Oh Joe…

Sill Bimmons

thank you jeebus

King Hippo

They need to find Josh Scobee’s non-union Mexican equivalent

Sill Bimmons

Scobergo!

Dunstan

What’s a Jay Cutler joke doing here?

Claymaker
Beerguyrob

They’ve got to be having tryouts on Monday.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Scobee with his 3rd terrible kick of the game. This one finally missed.

entropy

Jesus. This game refuses to end.

King Hippo

Overtime? BUHLEE DAT

entropy

Why, NFL? WHY?!

“Because we hate you. Because you refuse to stop watching other, lesser sports in favor of NFL network programming, 24/7/365. Until you submit, you will get THESE shit shows, for ever and ever, unto the heat death of the universe, amen.”

nomonkeyfun

This is the game that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started playing it, not knowing what it was,
and they’ll keep on playing it just because…

Senor Weaselo

Scobee missed the FG? Color me shocked!

Sill Bimmons

DIE SCOBEE YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF PIGSHIT

Sill Bimmons

That was pretty good coverage.

King Hippo

I’m going out on a limb and saying that John Harbaugh never got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Sill Bimmons

His name is not Humpty
Pronounced with an “umpty.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

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nomonkeyfun

That show made me think things that would appall non-DFOers.

Sill Bimmons

Nobody on the field for either team in my insanity league matchup.

King Hippo

NO MORE.

No more goddamned long FGs

Dunstan

Somebody .gif that Ben face, STAT!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

We call that his “single-occupancy lockable bar bathroom” face

Sill Bimmons

Aw, I never get to catch a spaceship!

Senor Weaselo

That was not an elite sneak.

Sharkbait

Elitesneak

John Difool

Jets vs. Dolphins at Wembley…..because The Black Plague and The Blitzkrieg weren’t miserable enough…

nomonkeyfun

I think the Great Fire would be more appropriate.

Senor Weaselo

Just once, I want them to ask for a measurement on what would be 4th and 15, just to see the refs reach that far.

aceg

Anyone else singing the Canyonaro song from the Simpson’s to Campanaro’s name?

Sill Bimmons

All night.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Man, I’ve had insomnia all week. Thank God for the Thursday night game.

Horatio Cornblower

had that for years. Best results were when I didn’t stay up too late on the computer. Not even kidding.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Really? I’m going to try to shut it down early tonight after I make sure this liveblog doesn’t crash and burn, hopefully that will help. I’ve been working late, so maybe that’s the issue.

nomonkeyfun

Horatio just wants to post tentacle porn later tonight.

the king in yellow

melatonin and benadryl can be your best friends, Horatio

King Hippo

Also, cut down on your cocaine intake after 7pm

Horatio Cornblower

I found Lunesta to be the best sleeping aid if you need that. Now I usually just try to read some really detailed book. You’d be amazed at how quickly old Supreme Court decisions will put you out at 3:30 am.

And what Hippo said; lay off the cocaine after 7:00 pm.

bourb0nblues

That quick offense sure paid off…

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

NOOO!!! Canyanero got hurt. I just learned of him tonight but was already a fan.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Recovery Whiskey

Is that Mommie Dearest?

Wakezilla

Dream woman

Recovery Whiskey

She sure knows how to handle a short stack

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Tina Louise my friends. “Ginger.”

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Dunstan

“Everyone in the country’s gonna get the Jets and the Dolphins”

YOU CAN’T MAKE ME, NANTZ!

blackroseMD1

I love football, but nothing on this Earth could make me wake up at 6:30 in the damn morning for Jets/Fins.

Sill Bimmons

Nobody on this fucking team can tackle.

Dunstan

I just gained five pounds from looking at those pulled pork cheese fries.

JustStopDude

Holy shit…opiates and break fluid are a horrid mix. Serious everyone…don’t mix the two.

nomonkeyfun

I should just stick with the brake fluid right, or should I head straight for Krokodil.

JustStopDude

As a person that broken into a vet clinic to get into a k-hole in the past…fuck krokodile. I’ll just hold my breath to get high.

Dunstan

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing brake fluid.

Claymaker

Have the Ravens contained Antonio Brown or has Michael Vick?

Sill Bimmons

It appears that they have.

Sharkbait

Vick’s about as contained as a Mexican herpes outbreak.

Wakezilla

I’d say it’s more Vick than the Ravens. Alas, it’s a bit of both.

nomonkeyfun

I never realized that the cover of Gatsby was just a crop of a another picture.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, who is really in Heyward-Bey’s uniform tonight? There is no way it is him actually making the catches this impostor is making.

nomonkeyfun

Listening to game on radio, Tony Boselli just said that Fulham in English soccer got “regulated”, so they are now in the Champions League. Both things make me laugh. Jags owner having a team get relegated, and offensive lineman trying to be all cosmopolitan and screwing up relegate and regulate.

Sill Bimmons

This is not your older brother’s Darrius Heyward-Bey.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Is ‘ointment’ one of the most unpleasant-sounding words in English, or is it just me?

Sill Bimmons

I prefer unguent.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ungulate

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Which one is the animal category and which is the smeary stuff?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Sharkbait

Moist.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Moist is context-dependent.

Recovery Whiskey

Topical cream

nomonkeyfun

Fistula

Thundergun

Rupture

Sharkbait

Heyward-Bey did another good?

blordinaryfagicmox

But Tracy, did they put the balm on Smith?

Wakezilla

Something tells me the next Steve Jobs film that gets made will have Amy Schumer playing Jobs to keep things fresh.

Sill Bimmons

Lexus needs to stop trying to beat Mercedes and BMW at their own game and go back to making giant wallowing land yachts.

Thundergun

Dispatch from a central PA news tease: ‘what does the mid state think of Michael Vick?’ The suspense is killing me!

The Mighty Feklahr

Wait, if the Stillers get a safety, they win Cowher’s score guess, right?

Mother Puncher

lol this could have been a tie.

Wakezilla

It’s like Harbaugh needs to get build a wall infront of Flacco, to keep the defenders out from violently hitting Flacco.

Mother Puncher

Some of those defenders are good people.

Smithchez

I don’t think that’s what he meant, Phil.

The Mighty Feklahr

Flacco is even elite at dropping snaps.

Sill Bimmons

Flacco might be hurt.

blordinaryfagicmox

Let’s, do it Tuitt!

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