Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…
Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.
Sorry Steelers fans. I blame myself.
I picked the Steelers +3. So, of course, they are going to lose by a touchdown.
Some folks call it a sling blade Matt Schaub calls it a kaiser blade.
mustard’s good on ’em too
“Moneytalks”. Nice of them to see they’re using the stereo in Haley’s IROC as the Heinz Field PA system.
Fuck you Scobee you piece of fucking shit I hope someone Nancy Kerrigans your worthless ass what the ever loving fuck is wrong with you?! YOUR ENTIRE JOB IS KICKING! That’s it. Nothing else. And you can’t even get that right. How many FGs did you miss tonight that would prevent this abomination from slouching towards Bethlehem any further?! YOU COULD HAVE ENDED THIS, but no. You showed your disdain for us, so I’m showing you mine.
Fuck your ENTIRE bloodline.
You…… seem…………. bitter.
….I have issues. I apologize.
“It’ll be the third time in the Harbaugh era that this game goes into OT.”
Sure ignore Omar Epps. Thass Raycess.
Come on Antonio TouchBrown!!!!!!!!!!!
GODDAMMITTALLTOFUCKINGHELLANDBACKAGAIN!!!!!
Just fucking lose with dignity and let me pass out.
Hey, so I napped the entire second half. Did I Scobee anything? Oh…
WHAT YOU DID THERE.
I SEE IT.
Rappoccio and I can’t believe this game.
HI DAVE
He says hello.
Dave should login and draw us a picture.
That’s gonna cost more than $12
Tell him I’ll give him a reciprocal link from the 795,708th ranked website in the universe. That’s big time.
Dave’s not here, man…
Oooo-ooo-ooo OOOOOOVERTIME
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Scobee’s on his phone booking a one-way trip to Buenos Aires right about now.
What movie should I see tomorrow? Sicario or The Martian
yes.
Martian. The book was pretty great.
Scobee has to miss another one in OT
Oh for the love of…
SECRET DRINKING LEVEL BEGIN
Crispin pear #4, OPENED! I shall be more animal than man.
Genny 24 #4 opened.
Where the fuck is my beef on weck.
I would legitimately kill a man if someone would serve a reasonable beef on weck in St. Louis…
If only…
HOLY FUCKBALLZ
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Oh, geez. “Let’s run it, because god forbid we try to win the damn game in regulation.”
Ah god no….
Stay down, Ravens…stay down. Tucker, just shank it. Be merciful.
GOOD GOD A’MIGHTY!
Old school USA. UP! All night.
#UpAllNight
I remember that shit. That was gold, pre-basic cable nudity.
McNabbian levels of bounce-pass
Incompelite?
I’m playing against a guy who has Scobee and Baltimore’s defense. I guess that missed FG is the best that could have happened for me there.
Come on bonus drinking period!
With all of the injuries so far this season up to and including Romo breaking like a twig, why is Tom Brady still alive?
Because God hates us?
they need like 10 more yards, because they have the best kicker ever. and of course, Flacco can’t even get into hurry up right
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Somebody take the bleach away from Sill!
And pour it in my EYES THIS IS UGLY
Seriously, who was their last good kicker?
Guy Fieri
Suisham. Just last year.
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At least he was entertaining
LMAO
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“Hi, I’m Josh Scobee…”
“And so am I. We both suck. That’s the entire joke.”
Hah! Holy shit Stillers.
KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
So, he’s cut now right?
INTRIGUE
Fucking hell, Scobee!
Sadly enough, PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL is actually making sense about Vick. I would run that play in a heartbeat.
We are headed for OT.
Holy FUCKBALLS Haley
So, blocked FG here?
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0-4 you mofo’s. That’s a pretty effing distinguishing record, no?
Elite, you say?
Hey Ma!! The meatloaf….we want it now!!! Ma!!! The meatloaf. Fuck!!!!!
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Silver lining – still two games with the Factory to look forward to!
I wish I could punch Johnny football in his quivering little cunt.
“The only glimmer of hope, Jeem, is if Scobie attempts another field goal. They’ll have good field position on the turnover.”
The one GEICO ad with the Kraken on the golf course is clever.
The rest of them are just garbage.
Yeah, I don’t know why but I laugh whenever I see that one.
Agreed. I think it’s the “this course is electric” at the end that kills me, every time. Completely deadpan, as everyone goes apeshit in the background.
For me it’s “He’s gonna go with the 9-iron, may not be enough club” as if that’s going to do anything.
We have now entered the alternate reality where the Ravens are 0-4 and the Raiders are 2-1
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In The Mountains Of Madness
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I loved that homefield running of the clock for 6 seconds to get it under 2 minutes. I know they fixed it but that was just awful and obvious