Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread

Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…

Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.

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Eckeaux

Sorry Steelers fans. I blame myself.

I picked the Steelers +3. So, of course, they are going to lose by a touchdown.

Claymaker

Some folks call it a sling blade Matt Schaub calls it a kaiser blade.

King Hippo

mustard’s good on ’em too

Col. Duke LaCross

“Moneytalks”. Nice of them to see they’re using the stereo in Haley’s IROC as the Heinz Field PA system.

entropy

Fuck you Scobee you piece of fucking shit I hope someone Nancy Kerrigans your worthless ass what the ever loving fuck is wrong with you?! YOUR ENTIRE JOB IS KICKING! That’s it. Nothing else. And you can’t even get that right. How many FGs did you miss tonight that would prevent this abomination from slouching towards Bethlehem any further?! YOU COULD HAVE ENDED THIS, but no. You showed your disdain for us, so I’m showing you mine.

Fuck your ENTIRE bloodline.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You…… seem…………. bitter.

entropy

….I have issues. I apologize.

nomonkeyfun

“It’ll be the third time in the Harbaugh era that this game goes into OT.”

Sure ignore Omar Epps. Thass Raycess.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Come on Antonio TouchBrown!!!!!!!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

GODDAMMITTALLTOFUCKINGHELLANDBACKAGAIN!!!!!

Just fucking lose with dignity and let me pass out.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Hey, so I napped the entire second half. Did I Scobee anything? Oh…

Dunstan

WHAT YOU DID THERE.
I SEE IT.

Old School Zero

Rappoccio and I can’t believe this game.

makeitsnowondem

HI DAVE

Old School Zero

He says hello.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Dave should login and draw us a picture.

Old School Zero

That’s gonna cost more than $12

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Tell him I’ll give him a reciprocal link from the 795,708th ranked website in the universe. That’s big time.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Dave’s not here, man…

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Oooo-ooo-ooo OOOOOOVERTIME

Sill Bimmons

Scobee’s on his phone booking a one-way trip to Buenos Aires right about now.

Badger

What movie should I see tomorrow? Sicario or The Martian

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

yes.

bourb0nblues

Martian. The book was pretty great.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Scobee has to miss another one in OT

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Oh for the love of…

makeitsnowondem

SECRET DRINKING LEVEL BEGIN

King Hippo

Crispin pear #4, OPENED! I shall be more animal than man.

nomonkeyfun

Genny 24 #4 opened.

Where the fuck is my beef on weck.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I would legitimately kill a man if someone would serve a reasonable beef on weck in St. Louis…

Sill Bimmons

If only…

John Difool
Dunstan

Oh, geez. “Let’s run it, because god forbid we try to win the damn game in regulation.”

entropy

Ah god no….

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stay down, Ravens…stay down. Tucker, just shank it. Be merciful.

Claymaker

GOOD GOD A’MIGHTY!

King Hippo

Old school USA. UP! All night.

Beerguyrob

#UpAllNight

theeWeeBabySeamus

I remember that shit. That was gold, pre-basic cable nudity.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

McNabbian levels of bounce-pass

entropy

Incompelite?

blackroseMD1

I’m playing against a guy who has Scobee and Baltimore’s defense. I guess that missed FG is the best that could have happened for me there.

makeitsnowondem

Come on bonus drinking period!

Martin

With all of the injuries so far this season up to and including Romo breaking like a twig, why is Tom Brady still alive?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Because God hates us?

King Hippo

they need like 10 more yards, because they have the best kicker ever. and of course, Flacco can’t even get into hurry up right

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Somebody take the bleach away from Sill!

And pour it in my EYES THIS IS UGLY

Beerguyrob

Seriously, who was their last good kicker?

Sharkbait

Guy Fieri

Sill Bimmons

Suisham. Just last year.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

LMAO

Sill Bimmons
entropy

“Hi, I’m Josh Scobee…”

“And so am I. We both suck. That’s the entire joke.”

Col. Duke LaCross

Hah! Holy shit Stillers.

bourb0nblues

KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!

King Hippo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sharkbait

So, he’s cut now right?

Smithchez

INTRIGUE

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Fucking hell, Scobee!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Sadly enough, PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL is actually making sense about Vick. I would run that play in a heartbeat.

Claymaker

We are headed for OT.

Sill Bimmons

Holy FUCKBALLS Haley

Senor Weaselo

So, blocked FG here?

theeWeeBabySeamus

0-4 you mofo’s. That’s a pretty effing distinguishing record, no?
Elite, you say?
Hey Ma!! The meatloaf….we want it now!!! Ma!!! The meatloaf. Fuck!!!!!

http://wwwcache.wralsportsfan.com/asset/colleges/2015/03/21/14530357/donald_duck_swaggy-400×300.gif

King Hippo

Silver lining – still two games with the Factory to look forward to!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I wish I could punch Johnny football in his quivering little cunt.

Beerguyrob

“The only glimmer of hope, Jeem, is if Scobie attempts another field goal. They’ll have good field position on the turnover.”

Sill Bimmons

The one GEICO ad with the Kraken on the golf course is clever.

The rest of them are just garbage.

Senor Weaselo

Yeah, I don’t know why but I laugh whenever I see that one.

entropy

Agreed. I think it’s the “this course is electric” at the end that kills me, every time. Completely deadpan, as everyone goes apeshit in the background.

Senor Weaselo

For me it’s “He’s gonna go with the 9-iron, may not be enough club” as if that’s going to do anything.

John Difool

We have now entered the alternate reality where the Ravens are 0-4 and the Raiders are 2-1

http://img.pandawhale.com/43635-charlton-heston-laughing-gif-iOGX.gif

Sill Bimmons
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I loved that homefield running of the clock for 6 seconds to get it under 2 minutes. I know they fixed it but that was just awful and obvious