NE @ Ind: [swallows bile and pride] I have to give the guy credit for saying what everyone knows and what never gets said in major media. There. I feel faint but I think I’m okay. What no one addressed is that Brady added, “Donuts are the Anti-Christ!” so the Pats may want to re-evaluate their concussion protocols. Look, the Pats are rested, this is a “revenge” game and Belichick has had two weeks to prepare. This will not go well for the Colts. Don’t get me wrong-I’ll be cheering for the home team but their D is porous and QB-wise this is a no-brainer. Prove me wrong, Luck.
When The Colts draft defensive players do they make sure that they can’t tackle first?
Draft D? Nonsense. WR’s only.
+1,000
— Matt Millen
So who is the Steelers new backup QB?
Charlie Batch, Neil O’Donnel, Steve McNair, Kordell Stewart?
What no Mark Malone?
Tommy Maddox!
Cliff Stoudt.
Okay Bubby Brister deserves some respect
Are we out of Hasselbecks and Huards?
I don’t know if Cris or Al has mentioned…but that interception…no fault of Brady’s.
Yeah just Welkah Drowppin the pass in Supah Bowl 46 was all his fault. FACK YOU YAH TRAITAH
He’s gotta put there where his WR can catch it.
Yeah his hands were a bad place.
But then how is he supposed to get revenge for it?
I blame the Cubs’ recent struggles on all the idiots that bought white “W” flags after the win over the Pirates.
+1 goat
How the fuck we doin tonight boys? Sorry I’m late just got back from DC. Weren’t The Colts supposed to be down by 50 according to Simmons and all the other white trash Boston writers.
Eh, I think most of us Pats-haters thought so, too.
I know this one did. I’m only up because I passed out from 5:30-8 thanks to my Donks-related drinking
Well smack me on the ass and call me Gisele – it’s CBQUE
Sorry about The Ravens Fozz. If it’s any consolation Suggs can’t scare anyone with those gums this year.
Wouldn’t it be way cheaper and less humiliating if the NFL just flew a few Luftwaffe over London instead of sending the Jags and the Bills there?
I am rooting for a team that I hate with all of my being to beat a team that I hate with every fiber of my body.
Thus, the birth of “rooting for [natural disaster of your choice].”
You can root for a tie or you can always root for the Spanish Inquisition because after all…
This “Heroes Reborn” is twice as aggravating as the first iteration, and makes even less sense. I do not recommend.
Can anyone explain why the NFL doesn’t just do away with the coin toss and say the hometeam gets the ball at the start of the second half? Isn’t this the most pointless and irrational tradition in sports?
because OH, THE INTRIGUE. WHO KNOWS WHAT [insert wacky head coach] IS GONNA DO WHEN HE WINS, etc. etc.
Gag.
Oooh, I’ll kick. Or is it defer? Whichever is dumber.
I think, technically, defer means you defer your CHOICE until the second half. So you could choose which end of the field you want at the start of the third, and the other team could take the ball.
I know that, but I’m not confident that Andy Reid does.
Marty Morningwheg would like a word with you.
The trickle-down effect from not having a prop bet on the coin toss of the super bowl would destabilize the global economy. Is that what you want, evilbeaver8? Global chaos?
Adds just a teeeeensy bit of uncertainty to the proceedings. Plus, prop bets!
Really knocking off the rust with this first manhattan.
I don’t get too adventurous with my drinking so I’d like to go more “premium” with the liquors I do mix. Been flatlining with Bullet Rye to date. Any suggestions for the whisky and vermouth?
Drop the vermouth.
Cherry bitters all day.
Interesting suggestion…
Less vermouth the better. Bulleit Rye is about as good as it’ll get for Manhattans.
Really? Kroger has that shit.
I want to be a prick about why my neighbors can’t make the same drink I do because of how exclusive the rye is.
If you’re mixing it with vermouth, why buy top shelf?
If you are anywhere near me, and you say, “Let’s do this”, I will attack you with a cheese grater and a bottle of alcohol.
I assume the bottle would be empty.
I get like that when people say “my bad.” I hate it. No rational reason why.
So ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been out of touch for the last couple of hours. Have I missed anything absurd. Or atleast more absurd than the three books I checked out of the library today.
Kim Gordon autobio.
History of the Plantagenent Kings.
Transcripts of senior German POWs from WWII.
The Patriots are getting penalties for shit they pull, every game but is ignored.
IT. IS. GLORIOUS.
I don’t comprehend your statement. That is unpossible.
Apparently Daniel Murphy’s campaign for King is still going strong.
Someone needs to dethrone that mofo.
If Inhadnt burned my tongue on microwaved Chinese leftovers, I’d think I was dreaming. It’s amazing. Brady is apoplectic after each call. I don’t even know what to do with this gift.
I for one am masturbating furiously.
Pats pick-six and the refs actually daring to throw flags on the Pats offense.
Li…brary?
It’s the place where you can borrow Fanny Hill.
Is Kim Jeff Gordon’s sister?
Yes, his hot older anti incest sister.
Dana on the other hand…
These Lincoln commercials have taken on a whole new level of insufferable pretentious bullshit with the jazz music beds.
Matthew McConoughey is the new Ricardo Montalban, rich Corinthian leather skin and all.
Good Sunday night game?
Good Sunday night game!
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but Collinsworth is right. You’re a big ass TE Chandler! Why are YOU doing the pushing!?
NAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWT FAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“Double Whammy” also known as the Madden Strategy.
I thought Tom Brady was about to shove a ref.
Could we have more Southie talk in this thread?
My god… Are we about to see a well-officiated Patriots game?!
Cheating when it’s “probably not needed?” Who woulda thunk it?
Richard Milhous Nixon?
Frost warning tonight in the lower depths of hell.
THEY CALLED A PENALTY ON GRONKOWSKI!?
REPENT SINNERS! THE END IS HERE!!!!!
FUCK THAT. THAT’S BULLSHIT. FUCKING AWFUL
Goodell should expect an irate Kraft to fist him tomorrow.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
OPI against the Pats? The fuck?
About fucking time! That shit was OPI all god damn weekend.
Offensive interference. I just jizzed my pants.
FUCK YOU COLINSWORTH.
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Colts D returning back to normal.
Nice work Clots.
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My tv is now on mute.
Please get it to Edelman.
and break the rest of his fucking fingers while you’re at it.
FUCK RIGHT OFF
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Oh, Jesus Christ, Collingsworth, you think Belichek is the only coach who tries not to leave the other team with time at the end of the half?
Andy Reid likes to leave neither team with any time, just to be safe
I knew I was setting up an Andy Reid joke somehow….
Is there a reason the Pats don;t want a touchdown here?
Erik Walden, ladies and gentlemen!
Al: “My god, I can barely form syllables with all of this Patriots jizz pouring down my throat.”
OK that was cool.
I wonder how much the league office is fapping to this one. It’s their ideal game. Heavy passing, lots of points, minimal defense.
LOL NERDZ R TOTES WEAK YOU GUYS
In the real world, that kid comes back at night and murders his parents with a hammer.
The Subway life coach ad makes me cackle like a crazed hen
Cubs got a hit! Let’s see how they strand this runner.
So does the show Grimm have shitty CGI on purpose?
Didn’t mean to replay to ya
Eh, the Cubs have a pitcher named Grimm. And today’s hitting is shittier than shitty cgi
I’ll bet he’s a good guy to have around the bullpen.
You know, with the stories and all.
I am ashamed, as a member of the human race, as to how much time we devote to fucking cellphones.
Fuck them in their shiny faces. Fucking cellphones.
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Looks like someone has ear cancer from all that radiation.
I work on a helpdesk for our company. Lots of iPhone 5c’s get handed out by the company. However, if a self-important person thinks they’re more important than the rest of the plebes, they will actually burn money from their department budget to get a 6s of a particular color with a special case so they feel superior. This is usually followed by requests to allow apps like gmail and pandora and such on their phone lest we get the idea that there is a legitimate business purpose for their upgrade. It’s depressing how many people do this.
Only reason Luck didn’t take that into the endzone himself is because there’s guys with cameras back there and he’s taken a solemn oath against modernity
Also, his people do not seek individual glory.
SHUT UP AL SHUT UP AL SHUT UP AL
He brings that fucking shit up every other series! Somebody Rutherford take away his flask or put something stronger in it.
Let’s dance around a topic that every fucking person on the planet knows about intimately.
Fuck the NFL fuck everybody.
I need a Dreamboatdown. Looks for razors.