NYG @ TB: JPP’s Back! will not be talked about nearly as much as his missing digits. If he can do something/anything to help it would be much appreciated by the league leader in yards allowed. Couple that with being last in the league in sacks and you’ve got a functional alcoholic examining his options. Thanks Steve Spagnuolo. LB Kwon Alexander won his second Defensive Rookie of the Week award under trying circumstances. His nickname is Genghis Kwon. Tampa came out with a win in OT against the Falcons last week despite blowing a 17 point lead. I expect the Giants to blow that sort of lead this week.
Atl @ SF: How do the Falcons come away with a win here? I think it all comes down to “don’t f*ck up”. They’ve given the ball away 12 times in the last four games-that’s got to stop. Things must be bad when as an organization you turn to QB Gabbert to solve your problems. Weird stat: In his last 4 games Kaep did not, repeat, not turn the ball over-no Int’s or fumbles. 30 yr. old RB Thomas joins this rapidly sinking ship. He hasn’t seen any action since being set adrift by the Saints last March. His legs should be fresh and ready to go though, right?
Den @ Ind: If I was a schedule-maker back in the spring I would have paired these two up in a heartbeat. Now it doesn’t look all that great. Peyton has been up and down all year long. His game-day QBR’s have ranged from 25.2 (2 weeks ago vs. Cleveland) to 93.6 (last week vs. Green Bay) Luck is 7th in QBR in the fourth quarter of games and dead last for the first three. I doubt he’ll put things together against the Denver D. Retread Rob Chudzinski who has been with The U (blarf!), Cleveland, the Chargers, Cleveland again, the Chargers again, Carolina, Cleveland again and now the Colts will set things right for the O. You just watch.
Hey everybody! I was up all night at a wonderful celebration and I just woke up now! I turned on the TV and the first thing I saw was a replay of Teddy Bridgewater getting knocked out cold! The rest of today is going to be great!! (not that i have anything against bridgewater and i hope he is ok)
That’s that goddamn Greggggg rant I went on about earlier.
That pigeon fucker.
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So. Catching up, I see?
Not quite as fast as Bluto, but the freezer vodka has taken a recent hit to be sure.
Heh. That’s been my shot of the day thus far. And, unless you’ve seen, I finally demolished the case of goddamn Mich Ultra in my beer fridge.
Today has been interesting, let’s say.
Celebration weed!!!!!
So, what’s the O/U for the year we start seeing Christmas ads before the 4th of July, 2030?
2019.
If I’m lucky I’ll be dead by then but my karma tells me I’m out in 2032.
Zimmer called out Greggggggggg Williams in his presser about the cheap shot on Bridgewater.
Zimmer looked like he really wanted to throw in some dip and challenge Greggggg to a fistfight
Zimmer is a dude you really don’t wanna fight. Righteous. Incredibly cheap shot.
GOOD FOR YOU, MIKE ZIMMER
Nup. Do I try a place called ‘sports corner’ or walk on to the sloppy seconds of a yinzer bar?
Sports Corner sounds like it could be a mob front. Go there!
Nuthin’ but sports here, officer.
What’s a truck?
I once collected for the mob. They are terrible people. Seriously. Horrible, god-awful, terrible people. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT SHIT.
Matty Ice is yelling timber
ColdWarPatriots.org sounds like one of the fake websites from GTA
OK. I am going outside for a moment, because I believe I am not as drunk as I probably am, and unfamiliat environs will prove that. Be back shortly.
Colts special teams are indeed ‘special’
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oh fat humps
It Begins
hopefully!
BOLDEN!!!!!!
/I was screaming at him to get out of bounds for the FG try before clock ran out.
wooooooooo bolden
LOLTS
A couple of quick early game observations: How the fuck is Gregggg Williams not in jail? He’s still got his defenses doing the late-hit, cheap shot bullshit that got him fucking suspended in the first place.
Second observation: My Vikings are tied for first fucking place.
Boy Howdy!!!
“The pass was absolutely perfect. The coverage was even better.” Jesus, Pheeeel, just think for a second before you speak.
It was ultimately prefect.
A perfect force meets a perfect object.
Any pass by Peyton where you have to stop dead in your tracks risking a hamstring injury and then dive 5 yards to the ground behind you is perfect….SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
So will the Broncos sort their shit out and get to 8-0, or is the unstoppable Pats narrative the one we’ll be seeing for the rest of the season/until they meet the 8-8 Giants in the Superbowl?
My drunkenness has nothing to do with the quality of play.
“–entropy.”
Fucking shit, Sanders.
I’ve been trying to figure out my GHS for a few days now. I went to high school with Nate Ebner of the Patriots. Can anybody figure out my connection to Hardy?
Go get me a FG, PeyPey
I hear another new Rambo movie is also coming out.
The kid from the 3rd movie, Hamid, is still alive only by now he is fully radicalized and leading ISIL. Rambo has to go back in country to kill the little boy that once taught him it was okay to be alive…and that Buzkashi is a fun game.
So Rocky is training Apollo Creed’s artificially inseminated son who was turkey basted and then birthed in the early 1990’s because Creed was killed in 1984 and 31 years old is a little long in the tooth to start a boxing career.
That’s taking artistic license to it’s absolute extreme.
No he was killed in Latin America in 87.
Get to the choppah
Michael B. Jordan is too small to be Apollo Creed’s son.
Leaving the house. Let’s all do a shot to bad ideas! Cheers.
Stagger safely.
Really?! Do I Seem like the sort of person one should encourage?
I wonder if there is an official adult undergarment of the NFL?
If there were, I have no doubt I would have seen a review about it from Balls
Halftime?! HELLOOOOOOO YOUTUBE CHANNEL!
I’d prefer cat videos too.
Nah, I’m starting off with that Passenger “Holocene” cover I can’t seem to get enough of, and then reliving my youth with Peter Gabriel “Secret World Live” videos…
I don’t see any gravy being sloshed around? That can’t be right.
We’ve secretly replaced the 49ers coaching staff with local UPS drivers.
Let’s see if anybody notices!
secretly?
The Niners coaching staff in poo brown is appropriate for how much Jed York and Trent Baalke have shit all over them.
Little do you know that Tomsula does deliveries on a 20-hour/week side gig.
Fall Out Boy is doing the Grey Cup Half Time Show!
So we can expect Canada to declare war on us in the near future.
Ha!
HODOR
Why is the guy on the right in his pajamas?
Sleepy Gary?
This big fat fucking zero for McManus is killing my soul, too. At least don’t make me need points from the Dallas D and/or have to fade Martellus on MNF.
I wonder how many timeouts Lovie hasn’t used during his careers.
He’s saving up to use them as indulgences.
Numbers don’t go that high.
Lovie challenges this comment. Then calls timeout. Then challenges it again.
How was that not a penalty on the Broncos Defense. The runner is clearly stopped. The play is whistled dead, and yet they still threw the runner down.
“Oh yeah? Well, I graduated top of my class from Salisbury Steak!” — Tomsula
Gabbertdown!
THE FLOW is fantasy relevant
Famous Jameis’ Crab And Rape Shack.
I’d eat there.
Winston looked like he was jogging
Watching the 9ers game on RZ is less depressing. Goddamnit
Even more impressive given the injury list!
You can’t go wrong with a Lucky Pierre
Our only hope is Andy Dalton.
So…when’s the suicide party again?
Blake Bortles is beating Matt Ryan. HUH?
Just got back from shoppinWHAT THE FUCK BRONCOS
This is not a good game. I do not need to wait until half time to put on boots and walk to a place to watch more shitty football. I CAN DO IT. #UPFORANYTHING
Rape the football?
Wass happenin’ in Indy?
No, YOU’RE drunk
“YEAH SO?!”