Your Sunday Night NFC East Nail-Biter Open Thread

Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”

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blordinaryfagicmox

Bradford using the cool looking but inaccurate gangsta-style handoff

Horatio Cornblower

Aw shit guys and gals, if Greg Hardy and Riley Cooper start fighting who do we root for?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Riley Cooper for sure.

King Hippo

As with the Skins and P*ts, few things are more vile than racism, but this is one.

jjfozz

I’m going with Cooper, men who hit women are lower than racists. Both should be shot into the sun.

Blood

John Difool

MRSA

Spur

Hardy, fuck da Eagles.

The Maestro

Cooper, because he’s at least shown remorse for his actions.

entropy

For the only time in my life, the wildly over reactionary police and their heavy weapons.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m disappointed none of you wrote in The Meteor, but Entropy gets the win.

Brick Meathook

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’S NAME USED TO BE ON MY CAR REGISTRATION RENEWAL LETTER

The Maestro

As a music teacher, this is one of my favourite jokes. I am a sad individual.

Horatio Cornblower

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sill Bimmons

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Covalent Blonde

“All the Olympics”
– Cris

Romonobyl

I always hoped Laurence Fishburne would do the Terminator reboot…
I’LL BE BLACK!

John Difool

BOOOOOOO

jjfozz

THESE CHRISTMAS ADS IN NOVEMBER, THEY’RE LIKE AN UNEXPECTED PERIOD – THEY’RE COMING TOO SOON, THEY’RE IRRITATING, AND THEY’RE MAKING ME SEE RED

Romonobyl

Better than the late period… *shudder*

Sharkbait

Cowboys art museum?

jjfozz

I’m thinking Pollock like splatter paintings only with the blood of dead hookers

Sill Bimmons

BECAUSE PLUGGING A PHONE IN IS REALLY HARD YOU GUYS

Spur

I thought I was the only one who felt that way.

Spur

“They don’t want to get into a shootout with Philadelphia.”

Gratliff

That I had to remember who Marvin Harrison was is a great indication of the job the NFL has done in Benoit-ing him.

entropy

No one wants to get into a shootout in Philadelphia. Wait, is that NOT what they meant?

Horatio Cornblower

How much is the military paying the NFL to honor Veteran’s Day?

WCS

Dan Snyder supports the unit at Wounded Knee.

King Hippo

such a lovely use of our tax dollars

The Maestro

Seven million smackeroos, if the report I read is indeed accurate.

jjfozz

You can tell that this tacky camoflauge all over the sidelines is killing Garrett. The man is crying out for a nice pastel Vineyard Vines sweater.

Brick Meathook

THE L.L. BEAN CATALOG JUST ARRIVED!

The Maestro

Seven million smackeroos, if the report I read is accurate.

Al and Cris, America’s drunk and creepy uncles, respectively.

Gratliff

Dawkins-esque mid-air movement

Romonobyl

Well I just shit myself.

entropy

Did you also piss my pants? Because that would explain a lot.

Romonobyl

All you dude…sorry.

entropy

God DAMN It….

John Difool

Matt Casselbeck is a better runner than a quarterback, thanks Chris.

Fronkenshteen

How bad must Christine Michael be that Darren McFadden needs to be on the field for EVERY PLAY?

The Maestro

The real question is how bad Joseph Randle must be if he got cut for Christine fucking Michael…

King Hippo

Or how bad I must feel for starting CJ Spiller and having it be the right decision (Lucky Pierre Thomas and Christine were my only alternatives with AZ on bye)

Fronkenshteen

I think Randle went crazy. Got so paranoid at one point he called police to his own home.

Gratliff

He should know better than to invite Hardy over for his kid’s birthday.

Horatio Cornblower

Well Cris, Cassel has more running yards than Romo because Romo can throw the ball well enough not to need to run all that fucking time.

Sill Bimmons

CASSEL’S GONNA PACK IT IN

Romonobyl

Penalty on the offense, but no whistle?

jjfozz

Has anybody shoved a rusty piece of rebar through Hardy’s skull yet?

Cause that would be nice

King Hippo

Don;t you mean anus and wee-wee hole?

Horatio Cornblower

I have Cole Beasley in Sill’s 20 team league.

Think about that for a minute.

Sill Bimmons

Best not to.

blordinaryfagicmox

I started John Kuhn. Check and king me.

Romonobyl

Weakest OPI call I’ve seen all year.

WCS

Gritty self-tackle.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s not offensive pass interference when Golden Tate does it.

Spur

Damn, nice play by Cassel
And Terrance Williams ruined it.

jjfozz

“Because it is my heart/and it is bitter”

Channeling Stephen Crane tonight.

Romonobyl

Year of the OPI…fucksticks.

Sharkbait

ALL OF THE OPI

Gratliff

OPI!

Gratliff

Jason Witten is my age. I am a tremendous failure.

Horatio Cornblower

You’ve gotta be good at something, even if it’s failing.

Doktor Zymm

We’re all safe as long as we’re younger than Eli Manning.

entropy

Fuck.

Moonbatting Average

Charles Woodson is mine. I feel the same

John Difool

I’m 11 years older than you both soon to be 12 .

Doktor Zymm

A good man doesn’t leave two gaps.

Sill Bimmons

A good man minds every gap.

entropy

^^This.

Sill Bimmons

What color are the Cowboys’ pants?

John Difool

Shiny

Romonobyl

Brown on the inside.

Moonbatting Average

You know, I’ve always wondered that as well

Col. Duke LaCross

And the ones that they wear with the blue jerseys are a different color than that.

Gratliff

If I was a linebacker, my entire career would be devoted to catching Running backs from behind and rolling them up for 3 counts. It would be so satisfying.

Doktor Zymm

The lucky whitehead gets passed over during the facial. And no, I don’t mean that sort of facial.

WCS

Yes you do.

Spur

Jennifer Lopez and Ray Liotta…
Yeah… how about no.

Moonbatting Average

Volkswagen: “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUY A CAR! THE NEW ONES MIGHT EVEN MEET EMISSIONS STANDARDS !”

Gratliff

I don’t know if Greg Hardy makes it through this quarter without getting punched by a teammate.

entropy

I’m frightened of this hybrid person.

John Difool
Doktor Zymm

IT WAS AN ELDRITCH NIGHT. SOME TENTACLES ELDER GODS ATE GREG HARDY. I WAS A HAPPIER PERSON AFTERWARDS. THE END.

John Difool

Greg Hardy’s…The Dumbitch Horror

Romonobyl

Sounds like Japanese tentacle porn to me. I mean, I read about it…once.

Brick Meathook

Sure, a lot of people like the P-51 Mustang, but I was always partial to the P-47 Thunderbolt.

A big engine with a plane attached.

Sharkbait

Are we talking strictly fighters here? Because a B-17 will fuck up all kinds of shit.

Brick Meathook

Are you talking about airplanes? I was talking about drugs.

Sill Bimmons

I was always partial to the P-38 Lightning.

That twin fuselage was just so cool.

It’s also the plane that shot down Yamamoto.

Moonbatting Average

Love The Jug

Romonobyl
Sill Bimmons

Can you believe that?

Of all people!

blackroseMD1

Greg Hardy? Noooooooooo…not him…

Sharkbait

FUCK YOUR CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS!

Gratliff

AHAHHAAHA FUCK YOU GREG HARDY

Sill Bimmons

HAIL BLEERGH

Chipthulu the Cruel: Good, Good, hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

Spur

Byron Jones is so exciting

bourb0nblues

Not enough kids are named Byron these days.

Gratliff

“We’ve run it down their throats for 75 yards. What should we do now?”
“Throw it like a fucking idiot!”

Sharkbait

Go for it!