It’s not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime Rib Minister-Elect Trudeau, when asked why his cabinet was evenly split between genders responded with, “Because it’s 2015”. Asked for comment, Tiffany Rivers responded with, “HUUUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAA-I’M PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!”
Chi @ SD: Let’s be honest, this is about fantasy points and hanging out on-line with guys/gals that make us giggle. By the way, Clare joins Gunner, Sarah, Rebecca, Grace, Halle, Caroline and Peter in their combined attempts at wrecking a certain woman’s birth canal.
Floyd’s left shoulder is half a yard further down his body than his right. Rivers has immediately ordered a prayer circle to heal him.
They need to switch up the beverage selection in the Chargers practice facility :
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Hope he doesn’t want to carry any of those four kids.
When his teammate made that Lawrence Taylor-style waving for the trainer, I thought we were about to see a compound fracture.
Different 80s flashback.
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I can’t even…. people who were shitty o-lineman in high school are saying you can’t blame the o-line.
ajklenmklasddfsdsdfjklkl
Marmalard has angered the Lord. A vengeful God is the only explanation for all these nonMRSA injuries.
I don’t know about this. Usually the Lord is MRSAful.
“WELL DANA…THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT BOLTMAN IS A CHANGED BOLTMAN AND IS DEDICATED TO MAKING AMENDS TO THE VICTIMS AND THEIR SURVIVORS!”
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For some reason, the funniest part of this to me is that is paid for by a local garage.
One that evidently also supplies tires to the Cleveland Browns.
No, Tirico, he is not shaken up. He looks like he broke his fucking arm.
WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE
Hey kid, you want a balloon?
Two weeks in a row Gruden’s tried to blame someone ELSE for ruining a football game.
Is anybody tanked this evening?
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/raises hand
No, but if someone has a spare T-34 I could think of some pretty good uses
I still don’t understand how Melvin Gordon isn’t a rabbi.
“He just doesn’t have the scalpel skills.”
– Tim Tebow
You’re thinking of Melvin Goldman
If Cutler blinks at you really slowly it either means he’s concussed or that he really likes and trusts you.
or he wants you to look at his asshole
Not trying to be a smart ass…but how does one determine if Culter is concussed?
I mean…how would you tell?
There’s a certain cold deadness in the eyes.
Oh wait…
He ignores the fake mouse on a string.
Administer the Care Bears Protocol.
If Sunshine Bear doesn’t make him smile it’s straight to the CT scan.
Cutler’s eyes look the same regular and concussed
The Chicago Bears and the Blame Game
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Berenstain_Bears_books#The_Berenstain_Bears_and_the_Blame_Game
Marmalard cares as much as Catler doesn’t.
It makes me miss their feud when Cutlerfucker was with the Broncos.
BOLTMAN IS PLEASED! YOUR NIGHTMARES SHALL BE LESSENED! /instigates the wave
Soooo….Wrigley and Soldier Field. Is every place of public accommodation a “charming” shithole?
That’s how mediocre shit exist for so long: just call it charming or endearing. Just ask Hanna-Barbera productions.
O-line caused a fumble? better run to facebook and blame cutler
Six years and running…
I think Cutler got knocked back into the 80’s…
http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-sports-media-watch/files/2013/04/jay-cutler-kristin-cavallari.jpg
Or Buffalo…last week…
That is a large clock.
They borrowed it from Flava-flav.
Thank you.
I was told it’s not the size that matters, but how you use it.
This is Spinal Cat
Excuse me? Former Jet? When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way.
cutler got hit so hard he dropped his Zippo
He coughed up his incipient lung cancer.
Pretty sure Matt Slauson was the Bear that ate Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend.
MR F! Glad you joined the comment party.
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Glad to be here. rececently found you guys and gals. another refugee from that other site
I wish I knew Jay Cutler in real life.
Hanging out with that guy has to be the best thing ever.
“Hey, Jay, can I bang your wife?”
“Whatever.”
I can just imagine him complaining about his bitch wife all the time.
as long as you immune system is a’ight
No one needed reminding he is a former Jet, Tirico.
Tirico thinks the Bears’ offense is like scotchnaut’s chili. It’s thick, cobbled together from spare parts, been sitting out for too long, and will send you running for the shitter soon enough.
You wonderful son of a bitch!
/farts
Holy Bananas! Nice grab Langford.
Nice sinkhole in the field.
Hmm, the Bears seem to be embracing a strategy of falling down for no particular reason. Let’s see if it pays off.
That’s just the Grade A quality NFL field.
i thought they got rid of Chris Conte?
He’s the one that got burnt more than Kelso on 70’s show, right?
Two day old chili still bringing it.
Chili is indeed like bourbon and cheese, gets better with age.
So yesterday I was asked to be a pallbearer this Wednesday. It’s also my birthday.
Which begs the question, how much bourbon can you drink at 9 in the morning that will make you happy, but keep you from dropping a casket?
Research Frank Sinatra or Hunter S. Thompson, got to be in there somewhere.
I mentioned something yesterday about drinking and fine motor control…. basically, drink as much as you can until you start to feel your hold on the glass slipping.
I gave up on last night’s livebrog, but saw your drawings today.
Slaps Entropy on the ass HARD.
seriously, good stuff
Why is Gruden praising Woodhead’s “ability to run many, many different patterns?” It’s kinda common, isn’t it? I swear he must have been the most consistently amazed coach in the NFL.
“Holy SHIT did you just see that wide receiver run a post pattern? There are probably three, maybe four thousand guys who can do that!”
Gruden’s amazement threshold is shockingly low.
He’s even shocked by how easily he is shocked.
WOW! A BLUE CAR!
I am shocked, shocked to find football being played on a Monday night.
THIS DORITO IS AMAZING
HAVE YOU SEEN MY HAIRCUT?! FIFTEEN BUCKS, PLACE CALLED SUPERCUTS. SHOULD BE CALLED SUPERCHEAP!
THESE OPPOSABLE THUMBS THEY’RE SO GREAT.
THIS FRONTAL LOBE I HEAR PEOPLE USE IT FOR SOMETHING
YOUR GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS A SAVAGE. TEN DOLLARS PLEASE.
What is “Things Dan Snyder yells in his sleep?”
I’ll take World Capitals for $1400, Alex.
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Acho Acho man
That touchdown was scored
By Acho’s man
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AROUSING TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Pure electricity…. in his pants.
Ladies LOVE electric shocks on their G-spot.
That’s why he was originally called LL ESGspot
With Boltman…they don’t even get a choice…
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Pylon Cam confirms the incredibly obvious TD that didn’t need to be confirmed.
“He read the blitz perfectly…”
Replay shows 4 linemen rushing.
GRITDOWN
The Boltman costume is empty isn’t it. It’s powered by the ghosts of ACLs.
That would explain a lot…
It certainly contains no souls.
smgdmfh
SCRAPPYDOWN!
RIVERS WINS! EVERBODY GETS A ROSARY!
We really oughtta try selling those bolo tie roasries from the RiveBrog. Great idea
Conte’s assignment?
Phillip Rivers to Stevie Johnson makes Jesus embarrassed by how much he gets invoked for that catch.
Fuck’s sake Bears.
“A wide receiver covering up the tight end? So THAT’S how you stop them!”
– Ken Norton, Jr.
there are very few cats that I don;t like more than almost any people. yet I don;t know where to place Catler on the spectrum
god damn you espn streaming app
More like ESPN “steaming” app, amirite?