Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread

Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Ma’am; I think the limited edition is in the back of the box.”

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Does this mean I have a chance to win my Seahawks -3 bet?

Doktor Zymm

I was actually really pissed when the [*Redacted] s didn’t draft the honey badger

Beastmode Ate My Baby

OK, having a 290 lbs fullback is nice sometimes.

blaxabbath

Takes a real genius to pull out the balls to make that play call though.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

So, not Bevell then.

Old School Zero

Graham tried to make Mathieu give him head, there.

Doktor Zymm

I think that was a Sex in the City episode, highly condensed

blaxabbath

Yeah, 195 lbs Tyrann Matheir is pushing over TE Graham.

Dunstan

The first draft of this Subway commercial, with Jared as the life coach voice, really went to a dark place.

Brick Meathook

In that Fenway time-lapse, why was Notre Dame’s name in both end zones? Boston College is in Boston I believe…

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Perhaps they’re trying to set a Guinness World Record for insufferability in a single place?

Senor Weaselo

So when I went to rehearsal the Giants just scored to make it 17-10. So, uh, why the fuck was Tom Brady not clubbed to death by JPP’s club hand?

Doktor Zymm

Type 2 diabetes is reversible now? Endocrinologists everywhwre, hail the NFL!!

makeitsnowondem

Anyone know if Jimmy Graham ever played basketball?

Gratliff

So the maxwell house concentrated coffee is pretty fucking terrible

blaxabbath

Kinda surprised that didn’t get ruled a catch.

blaxabbath

ARI needs to turn Wilson in Kaepknick.

makeitsnowondem

I thought I reversed type 2 diabetes, but then Gregg Easterbrook told me it was just an end-around.

makeitsnowondem

Man, usually I just say “what the shit” to myself and move on, but… what the shit?

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Mutant Ben Roethlisberger?

Old School Zero

wang wang wang wang wang wang wang wang wang wang wang wang THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

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I mean, I knew Duchovny was into some crazy shit, but…

Brocky

Yeah notre dame had such a hard time dispatching wake forest

Old School Zero

Notre Dame playing at Fenway? Is that game sponsored by Summer’s Eve?

blaxabbath

SEA pretty quiet tonight. Is there a college they could pay for rights to a 13th or 14th man?

makeitsnowondem

Everyone cool if I just casually make a desperate leap onto the Cardinals bandwagon?

blaxabbath

Might as well. Traffic is just gridlock now that the snowbirds are here.

Old School Zero

Just be sure you make the leap. If you miss, it’s one hell of a drop and you’ll end up in Oakland.

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Ouch. That sounds like falling face first into a Vietnam War punji pit.

blaxabbath

And Floyd is probably the least appreciated WR amongst ARI fans.

Doktor Zymm

He’s on my fantasy team

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I think I’m going to print off this picture, frame it, and set on my work desk as if it were a photo of my family.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The first one?

blaxabbath

Should have had Sherman covering him….

blaxabbath

It would be very ARIvs SEA esque to see a breakdown and Lynch for for 75 yards.

makeitsnowondem

THIS PATRICK PETERSON, I CALL HIM JODIE FOSTER’S NUMBER ONE HATER BECAUSE HE’LL DO ANYTHING TO AVOID CONTACT

Beastmode Ate My Baby

So, spending $14 million more on DEF than OFF a bad idea?

blaxabbath

Maybe don’t put all the OFF cash in one guy who isn’t Lynch.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Or maybe hire O-linemen who are, y’know, O-linemen, not D-line converts and TEs.

*Sigh*

blaxabbath

It is time to run the wildcat.

makeitsnowondem

Love listening to Cris and Al try to come up with a polite way to say Sherman’s getting owned.

Gratliff

I remain amazed that there wasn’t any fallout from those two doing that movie. “I can’t believe those girls are 18!”

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Incompletion to Kearse?

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Yes! “SUPERFLOUS BELICHICK REFERENCE” completed by Cris Collinsworth Verbal Diarrhea Bingo card! I win another beer!

blaxabbath

Wilson throws the ball as weakly as Peyton. #burn

blackroseMD1

I don’t have enough players in this game in FF to care, so I’m gonna go play video games instead. Later guys and/or gals.

Sill Bimmons

Fuck. You. Cris.

blaxabbath

“Now I’m gonna tell you what Sherman did wrong…”

Brocky

The only wrist device I’ll use is one that turns me into a power ranger

Brick Meathook

The only wrist device I’ll ever wear is actually on my ankle, but only because the judge told me I had to wear it.

Sill Bimmons

This whole “Use our product or your family and friends will hate you” trope in advertising recently is very aggravating.

Bloody Lethal

Wait I am not watching at the moment. Ambulance?

blackroseMD1

Iupati neck injury. Apparently he has feeling in all his extremities, so there’s that.

blaxabbath

I am starting Wilson in FF and thus far enjoying this game.

Beastmode Ate My Baby
blaxabbath

Y U no cover Floyd, Sherman?

theeWeeBabySeamus

He was listening to the little asshole in his stomach again.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
blaxabbath

ARI Tes causing some damage tonight.

makeitsnowondem

Larry Fitzgerald is asking for flags like he’s the NFL this week at the Les Miserables prop warehouse.

blaxabbath

He needs some Recovery Water.

laserguru

nice

makeitsnowondem

Cris says this is immediately sobering, but he’s wrong. I’ve still got a healthy buzz.

blackroseMD1

+1 more beer

Brick Meathook

That makes sense, Chris. Stepping on land mines is just part of the war game. Whaddaya gonna do…

Sill Bimmons

That’s going to be spectacular.

Moonbatting Average

You know what other team was very reliant on an aggressive Chancellor?

WCS

Wow.

Sill Bimmons

The First Galactic Empire?

blaxabbath

Everyone needs to change their Facebook pics from French Flags to Mike Iupati or they don’t care about the suffering of other human beings!