Your Late Afternoon Football-Related Open Thread

KC @ SD: The Chefs have won 3 straight? [checks sked] Yup. No turnovers during that stretch either. ESPN has them winning out the rest of their games as well. Silly, huh? Well, they’ve got the Chargers twice, the Ravens, the Browns, the Bills and the Raiders twice. I’ve seen more unlikely things occur. See if you can get some odds on them winning the AFC West. Ignore the odds on them winning the AFC South. It’s a sucker’s bet. Woodhead looks like a nice play this week what with WR’s Kidney Allen and Floyd not likely to play. You just know that The Mightiest Christian Of Them All will be throwing for Jesus all game long because his D just doesn’t believe. I can’t confirm this but having just given birth, Tiffany Rivers is preggo once again.

GB @ Min: This game might be the keeper. Though the Pack have lost 3 in a row including the thrashing last week by the Lions they are still a team to be reckoned with. TB (Trophy Beard) Olivia Munn’s favourite manicurist’s play has fallen off as teams have blitzed him relentlessly. Despite weak O-line play, injuries at WR and Fatty-Fatty Fat-Fat under-performing at RB, the Rodgers is capable of winning a game all by his lonesome. Minny has the best rushing attack in the league (147 yds. per game) and the 2nd best scoring D (17.1) Bridgewater is not being asked to win games and that is paying off with handoffs to AP and safe throws to Mr. Diggs.

SF @ Sea: This was a great game two, three years ago.

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blaxabbath

Why is Matt Leinart in that Pizza Hut commercial?

Old School Zero

Court mandated community service?

Shogun Marcus

I just had the same thought. Had to double-take and remember who it was.

Dick E. Phuck

Jim Tomsula needs to get out of this chickenshit outfit.

blaxabbath

The fuck – I’m in an NFC West market. Why don’t I get to watch NFC West games?!

fleshwound_NPG

69 yard return nice

Dick E. Phuck

There’s the Blair Walsh we all know.

Old School Zero

The Blair Walsh Project?

blaxabbath

Intel skydiving BAZINGA!

Old School Zero

I’m glad that San Diego has decided to give the first half time of possession battle to the Chiefs so that we can get to the Tomlinson ceremony that much faster.

blaxabbath

I want to date a black chick. They have so much confidence. And drive red cars.

Old School Zero

You bout dat ass, boss?

Dick E. Phuck

Dr. Jekyll and Micah Hyde.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, look at Goodell, hanging around in the stands. What a man of the people!

blaxabbath

The one time we need a Paris bomber!

Romonobyl

He won’t do that in New England.

blaxabbath

“Peterson missed most of last season for being on the Commissioners Exempt List.”

I like how the NFL’s affiliates have forgotten WHY AP was on the list exempt list.

Good ol Packers D.

Where?

Old School Zero

KELCE TAKEN DOWN BY AXE BOMBER! *CRITICAL!*

fleshwound_NPG
blaxabbath

How is the NFC “wide open”?

The South and West are decided. The East is wide open (in a bad way) and the North is Vikings v Packers. One of those two will be a Wild Card. The last WC is going to be a 7-win team with some crazy tiebreaker sending them to CAR to give up 65 pts.

Sharkbait

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Shogun Marcus

3rd and long, throw 2 yards. It’s never worked before, but maybe it’s due.
…what? No, still stupid? Well we won’t do that again!
*next drive, 3rd and long*
Hey! Let’s throw a two-yard pass! YEAH!
…the squirrel is the only hope of a highlight.

Doktor Zymm

Thank Glod ChiefsChargers isn’t a color rush game.

Sill Bimmons

Glod is truly great!

Dick E. Phuck

What are you!? Some sort of Martian extremist?

Sharkbait

Did we somehow travel to 1999?

If so I have some sports to bet on…

Redshirt

If so, I need to talk to myself so I won’t be the P.O.S. I am nowadays.

Old School Zero

Well, to be fair, the American Medical Association deserves it.

blaxabbath

Are the Vikings still playing at a college?

Shogun Marcus

Birdmurderdome opens next year

blaxabbath

How is LA gonna build a stadium in like 9 months but MIN needs like 3 years?

Spanky Datass

Yes, The Golden Gopher Hole.

Old School Zero

Hey, how about that Chip Kelly, huh? Total genius, right?

Dick E. Phuck

Most of history’s geniuses are misunderstood.

blaxabbath

Hey, not just anyone gets a weekly insert in the mmqb.

Sill Bimmons

You can see the effigies burning from space.

blaxabbath

I’ve just been wiped out all weekend — well, pretty much going back to last Wednesday (hovering near it for some time before then) so I’ve spent today watching more football than I’ve seen since the playoffs. God, it is brutal. No one is scoring. Just imagine if they let these guys play defense; these games would routinely be 7-10, 6-3.

Doktor Zymm

This season is some sort of QB Highlander thing? Why has no one killed Brady yet?

Dick E. Phuck

The Kurgan changed his name to “Eli Manning”

Dunstan

And yet the Gingerhammer wants an 18-game season

Sill Bimmons

Fifty.

Million.

Dollars.

Doktor Zymm

Well, I was in a slightly better mood, but then I knocked my dartboard off the wall and discovered I’m covered in bits of towel lint.

Romonobyl

THANKS OBAMA!

Dick E. Phuck

ELITE ACL TEAR.

Bortleback

HOLY SHIT FLACCO OUT WITH A TORN ACL

Sill Bimmons

Mr Flacco…he dead.

Brocky

As someone whokinda likes the Ravens on occasion, that’s a tough break

Dick E. Phuck

Whenever I see Harrison Smith I think to myself: “Is that Adam Archuleta?”

Moonbatting Average

Breaking: Flacco out for the year, torn ACL

John Difool

Elite Injury

Sharkbait

See below.

Sill Bimmons
Sharkbait

Food update: BBQ pulled pork nachos in the oven.

Romonobyl

Getting ready to slice the bacon I smoked yesterday.

Brocky

That chiefs kicker santos. Missing an extra point like that. You really have to wonder about his character in situations like that.

Sill Bimmons
Spanky Datass

Leftover grilled flat-iron steak with a spicy Asian glaze and fried green tomatoes.
Had to pick all the tomatoes yesterday due to last nights hard freeze.

Dick E. Phuck

Dom Capers is getting outsmarted by Norv Turner, and that is sad.

Brocky

Mentally I regard them as about the same to be honest.

Sill Bimmons

Fucking vulture.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Poedown hoedown!

Sill Bimmons

See Nike?

All you have to do is just stick with the old AFL uniforms and the game will look fucking amazing.

Sill Bimmons

Need TEDOWNS from Kelce and Gates.

Sharkbait

You can throw a couple Basketball downs in there too

Beastmode Ate My Baby

BALL FAIL

King Hippo

I could use 3 KelceDOWNs and 3 DiggsDOWNs PLEAZ

Dick E. Phuck

Joe Buck: Mute never sounded so good

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

Romonobyl

Shalom

Spanky Datass

sup

Sill Bimmons

yo

Romonobyl

Joe and Troy? I wonder if Telemundo is airing the game.

Brocky

So to review:

My favorite team lost.

My second least favorite team injured my best fantasy player, and won.

My least favorite team is facing an I ther team I don’t care for, and will likely win despite them not being favored.

My fantasy lead is just narrow enough to be obliterated by my least favorite team and gronkowski.

Enough of the pity party, I’m breaking out tbe hard stuff

King Hippo

HEROIN? Save some for me!

ThePirateSloth

So. Many. People. Filming. In. Portrait. At. This. Game.

Turn your phone sideways assholes!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Cinematography is a lost art.

Ballssssssssssssssssssss, fucking 4-1 start squandered.

Old School Zero

On they day they are retiring LaDanian Tomlinson’s number, the Chargers will honor his legacy by making West a new star RB.

Old School Zero

See? SEEEEEEE?

Shogun Marcus

I have no optimism about today’s prospects for my team. Yet here I am. I can only hope my team treats ap like he does his many children.

entropy

I like the Milk & Cheese avatar.

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