Two frickin’ games? Two? For the whole goddamn country? Why not throw the Minny/Atlanta game into this slot? What about Fins/Jets? But noooooooooooo. Two games! I’m SMGDH over here!
Ari @ SF: One of the biggest questions surrounding this game is “Why?”. Another question is, “Can the Cards top the 47 points they hung on the San Fran back in week three?”. This looks like a good game for RB Johnson to get back on track. Them Niners gave up a 200+ spot to Seattle’s Rawls just last week. There’s yakking going on about this being a trap game for the Cards what with the Rams next up. Huh? Palmer is running on all 12 cylinders and I just can’t see it. The big news in Niner-land is that Gabbert will be wearing an alternate black uni while he gets sacked numerous times/limps to the sideline/chases after the DB that got the intercept/demands a trade at half-time/posts a low-teen QBR rating.
Pit/Sea: Ben is back and so are the chances of the Steelers grabbing a wild card berth. They do have to steal this game plus one other vs. the Bengals or Broncs. They should beat the Browns, Colts and Ravens. It seems that if the D is right then so are the ‘Hawks. In their last 3 wins they gave up an average of just over 8 points a game. Their last two losses had them surrendering an average of 33 but in fairness that was against the Cards and Panthers.
HAHAHAHA CAREY IS A MORON
“I may be an idiot, just don’t look me in the eye.” – Mariah
WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING OLD REFS THEN
So they’re really just flipping coins to determine catches now right?
Not a catch…jet fuel just doesn’t burn that hot.
IS IT A CATCH THE INFINITE: THISISRUININGTHEFUCKINGGAME BOOGALOO
BUT PHEEEELLL SAYS HE CAUGHT IT SO CLEANLY
After he “re-grabbed” it.
Sesame Street is now in what is known as a transitional neighborhood:
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cookie!!!!!
Elmo strikes me as being more about dat ass, imo
“Elmo likes big butts, and Elmo cannot lie,
You other muppets can’t deny….”
Who sat Markus Wheaton today?
/raises hand
Derek Carr AND Kelce for me!
HOLY SHIT
Phil just said a whole lotta words which basically boil down to win = good, lose = bad.
That’s some top drawer commentary right there.
Makes you wonder what kind of clock shenanigans were going on back when people weren’t paying any attention.
Jeeeeem: “Crowd noise at Phil thrust”
Freudian slip much?
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM
Please, Phil Simms, explain more about how these “playoffs” work. I’m fascinated.
The margin of error is getting shorter and shorter eh JEEEEEMMM, that sir is ridiculous.
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I never made it past episode 1 of season 2. Is it worth it to plow through?
ALL THE FAILED 2-POINTERS
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cray-cray game is still cray-cray
First one to 40 wins?
“Lands in the arms of Gay.”
The age old question: Can concerned mothers write letters to a football down?
HOW CAN EXPLAIN TO MY CHILDREN THAT THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA IS BEING FORCED ONTO US BY THE NFL?!?!
I need Dreamboat and the P*ts defense to combine for like 70 fantasy points tonight.
So I predict Denver to put up 50 points and Tawmy to throw about six picks.
I liked the first sentence in that post.
From your mouth to God’s ears!!
How the fuck is Brady 6-7 vs Denver?
Because Brady is alarmingly mediocre on the road, especially in Mile High.
But I mean, DENVER.
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/calls finance advisor…
“My Choco Taco stock….SELL SELL SELL!!!!!!
IT’S ALREADY BEEN EATEN!
I’m beginning to wonder if our resident midweek goddess is actually Sarah incognito.
Wish I was, but alas no.
Just kick the damn point after next time.
THIS LEGION OF BOOM, I CALL IT THE OUTFIELD WALL BECAUSE ONCE THE BALL GOES OVER THEM, ITS A HOME RUN!!!!
Really?
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/bitmapped
cray-cray game is cray-cray
69 YARD HARFBOMB NICE
WHEATONDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
NICE CATCH WHEAT DON’T EVER FUCKING DO IT AGAIN
dammit
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ALL THE HARFCANNONS
HARFBOMB
You could’ve timed Palmer’s scramble for a TD with a calendar.
CBS Graphic: “Washington downs The Giants”
[Nantz says [*Redacted] s anyways]
washington breadskins
NFC East is wild!
Or a dumpster fire. Whatever you want yo call it Jeeeeeeem
Stupid Blaine Gilbert.
— Blaine Gabbert’s mom
That is a better first name.
SF picks up 19 on a 4th and 20.
That pretty much sums up the 2015 NFL season in so many ways.
SF has been seriously holding all game.
It’s been so blatant I’m surprised their coach’s name is not William Holdin’ Caufield.
The chance of win % chart for this game probably looks like a 1-year old’s scribble by now.
Bleergh 2: Electric Bleergharoo
Hmmm… hurt knee without being hit? ACL. Bye, Jimmy.
His lower leg is gimbal mounted.
That’s what happens when you keep going for threes.
Jimmy Graham went down? Bet he wishes he had stayed a Saint for some of that sweet faith healing.
BREESUS SAVES
As Drew’s TD passing streak dies today….
How much is Jared Jewelers loving this whole Jared Fogle debacle?
“He went to Jared” has an entirely different connotation.
You can bet his blockmates and cellmate will be “going to Jared” on a regular basis.
“I got a footlong that won’t cost you $5”
“You provide the marinara sauce on my meatball, Jared”
All of those retail diamond stores are owned by the same company.
Doesn’t mean that the people who work for the Jared division are any less fucked than GM employees who worked for Pontiac or Chrysler employees that worked for Plymouth.
Well, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You weren’t really using him, were you? (joke)
Awwwwww
TOO MEAN
Yer gonna get eaten by a giant ape now.
Aaaaand its broken
can’t he just drink some of Charmslinger’s water??
#NanoBubbles #Blessed
OK, daughter turns to me after the Ride of Paul Revere and says, “My brain is full for now. Turn the football back on.”
That will empty it quickly.
ARI is getting killed by TEs.
Coverage is very poor today.