Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread

NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!

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Redshirt

Alright, I’m calling it a night. I’m tired, and I afraid that if I keep rooting for the Patriots it will only end with me self-harming myself.

See ya tomorrow for Monday Night Bleh-ball.

JustStopDude
WCS

Wendy, I can fly!

Doktor Zymm

The Wicked Witch must have smelled really bad, seeing as she couldn’t bathe without melting.

WCS

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jjfozz

The Wiz looks shitacular

Sharkbait

MOAR ADS FOR THE AD GODS!

CBQUE

Good night all. Early meeting tomorrow after two weeks off. Great to see and hear the crew again. God bless.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Good to see you, guy.

jjfozz

Buenos noches.

CBQUE

Wow Brilliant play calling from McDaniels there right Cris?

jjfozz

NATURE VERSUS LEONARDO DI CAPPUCCINO!

WHO WILL WIN?

WHO WILL LOOK BETTER DOING IT?

HYPE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Sharkbait

Nature still wins the Oscar

Romonobyl

As long as he drowns at the end.

WCS

MAHHKEE MAHHK AHHLREADY BEAT THAHT BITCH MOTHAH NAHCHA IN THE HAHHPENING

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

I hope he snaps and guns down the Academy when he loses to Eddie Redmanye’s chick with a dick character.

CBQUE

Watching Kobe play tonight is painful.

jjfozz

Watching him checking into a hotel in Colorado is also painful

Romonobyl

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Doktor Zymm

I don’t remember how it works with you robots, but you haven’t drunk EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT

Don’t you love the commercial break, quick play, commercial break sequence.

WCS

Goodell certainly does.

Doktor Zymm

That man snowboarding in the Broncos jersey and the florescent pants is committing a color rush level offence against the eyeballs.

Old School Zero

it’s snowing and make it snow isn’t commenting here what’s up with that?

King Hippo

he has to concentrate to keep, you know, making it

CBQUE

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Doktor Zymm

I’m still going to keep reading commentary from the early games and giggle about phrases involving the word “balls” but encouraging!

You handle those balls, Denver!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m still rooting for the snow, personally.

Odds on Cris mentioning NE’s propensity for having the ball the last possession of the 1st half and 1st possession of the 2nd half.

jjfozz

God, he jizzs himself every fucking time he talks about it. If that impresses him, then he’s fucking dumber than i originally thought.

Sharkbait

Booo

Doktor Zymm

Encouraging!

King Hippo

mildly

CBQUE

Denver did a good.

Redshirt

oh no patriots gave up a…(sobbing)

Romonobyl

We gots us a game finally.

bourb0nblues
Old School Zero

There we go. One step forward.

laserguru

Drinking Irish whiskey, listening to Joy Division and celebrating another victory.

Fuck yes!

Doktor Zymm

I wonder what would happen if you drafted based totally on height? I bet you would end up with a really shitty team.

WCS

The Al Davis method.

Doktor Zymm

I thought that was 40 time?

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

You’d have a hell of a pickup basketball team though.

Romonobyl

The Yankees base their players entirely by width.

CBQUE

Or the old Celtics method when in doubt take the tallest ugliest white guy available no matter how bad he is.

JustStopDude

Prussian king Friedrich Wilhelm I of Prussia did that for his “Potsdam Giants”. Even had his people kidnap tall foreigners and forced them to join.

They sucked and never were deployed in battle…

bourb0nblues

Owen Daniels has spent his entire career with Kubiak?
Jesus wept.

JustStopDude

Well there is a show I will not be watching….

jjfozz

Superstore looks like supershit

WCS

“Supershit” made me laugh.

CBQUE

It beats that new show Telanova.

Redshirt

Wow, this was the best incomplete pass ever.

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King Hippo

Nice tackle, kinda hoped he’d be dead too but not my week

JustStopDude
Romonobyl

Eastern European turn signal.

WCS

That’s the most Russia gif we’ve seen a long time.

CBQUE

He drafted Tim Tebow in the first round enough said

jjfozz

Demaryus, that is a horrible tattoo.

Romonobyl

If that was me, I’d be Rudolph the Five-Legged Reindeer.

CBQUE

So John Fox and Adam Gase have made The Bears respectable while John Elway’s fired buddy has this impotent offense looking like a high school team. Care to explain that John? Oh right the owner is senile now.

JustStopDude

You are smoking crack if you think John Fox and Adam Gase would have had success with Pey-pey rejecting his cybernetic implants THIS early in the season.

CBQUE

No just bath salts

jjfozz

THIS GAME I CALL IT A GLUE FACTORY, BECAUSE BRONCOS ARE GETTING SLAUGHTERED

King Hippo

I wish I could say neigh…

jjfozz

Stop horsing around

Based on one of the past comment chains would you watch a Happy Madison production of Hitler in the bunker.

Sharkbait

I mean Adam Sandler movies are already offensive to Jews now right? Might as well go the full 9.

Doktor Zymm

Is it Springtime for Hitler?

JustStopDude

God no. I refuse to watch anything remotely touched by Happy Madison Product. That fucking company just exists to commit tax fraud.

I have to take this moment to recommend the film Downfall. Fucking amazing flick.

Doktor Zymm

Wait, so Peyton has an ailment that is usually caused by wearing high heels?

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t judge.

theeWeeBabySeamus

These pumps make my calves look great…
(nationwide tune)

Romonobyl

Legal weed will do that to a man.

Bloody Lethal
King Hippo

For the comments, I will stay until halftime.

Can’t believe they still showed their goddamned Brady/Manning graphics.

CBQUE

Holy shit The Sixers are still winless.

Horatio Cornblower

They might be the worst franchise in this history of sports.

Gratliff

Your reminder that the eagles are the best philly sports team by a country mile right now.

WCS

They have a good chance to beat St. Joe’s this week.

jjfozz

Whoa! That redhead in the razor commercial is fucking scary

Sharkbait

Juuuust a bit

Romonobyl

I kinda like her…crazy can be fun.

JustStopDude

me no happy now…

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WCS

Bath salts is a hell of a drug.

Horatio Cornblower

Is that guy doing that to a cop? Holy shit.

JustStopDude

Not sure but those are Latvian tags. So…maybe?

WCS

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CBQUE

See you guys tomorrow. Yeah I need to be here for McCown-Schaub. Monday Night Football.

jjfozz

I’m going to be here, gutting it out, liquiored up. I need all the support I can get.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey I’ve got opiates now, so the Ravens can cause me no pain tomorrow.

CBQUE

Fuck this. Wade Phillips is a moron.

Romonobyl

Welp…glad I got expanded basic cable. Shall we see what else is on?