Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread

NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!

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Sharkbait

This can stop any time now.

Brick Meathook

I’m sitting in a neighborhood bar with one single very loud mouthed Pats fan (in a Brady jersey of course) who keeps screaming at the TV at every single play. I am going to break a long neck beer bottle over his head and then jam the jagged end into his jugular vein. I’m pretty sure even a public defender could get me an acquittal in a jury trial.

Doktor Zymm

That’s a great movie.

bourb0nblues

I’ll hide the body.

Doktor Zymm

Just make sure you finish the beer first. Don’t want to be wasteful.

SonOfSpam

Pro tip: Once you’ve penetrated the jugular, twist the jagged bottle neck band and forth to ensure maximal shreddage. Godspeed.

Croooow

Did Al really just mention Brett Favre’s texts?

SonOfSpam

Maybe, but I didn’t hear “tiny cock” so maybe not.

Senor Weaselo

THIS BRETT FAVRE I CALL HIM DRAKE BECAUSE WHEN YOU HEAR THAT HOTLINE BLING IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. Also, the ridiculous amount of way too much hype.

SonOfSpam

I love commercials where a someone gets their spouse a Mercedes for Christmas. Really speaks to me, or rather, to someone that probably doesn’t exist anywhere.

Romonobyl

Brady disagrees with an official’s call? This can only result in one thing:
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Romonobyl

I dig the border that pic came with. Wish I could do that on all my lame submissions.

I hope one day a ref tells Brady to fuck off.

Senor Weaselo

I imagine it’ll look something like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tlgOMjMWsA

Sharkbait

Do. Not. Want.

John Difool

Holding on the Pat’s? What are these shenanigans?

Senor Weaselo

And negating a big play?

The Maestro

It’s a bunch of shitassery, I tell you.

bourb0nblues
bourb0nblues

This game has taken a refreshing turn.

Romonobyl

My faith in the zebras has been restored!

Sharkbait

Bleergh?

Doktor Zymm

I’ve drank 2 liters of water since I re-woke up. My liver and kidneys do fine work.

Romonobyl

V8 is another secret weapon. Trust me it helps.

Doktor Zymm

Did he just compare CJ Anderson to a crab?

Romonobyl

Beer’s all gone, time to raid the wife’s emergency Merlot reserves.

John Difool

The refs actually sided with a team not the Patriots?

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130304201731/mlp/images/4/4a/Mind_blowing.png

Romonobyl

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

The Maestro

Hi everyone

My Canadian football time lost and there is no snow so I am sad

Also I have drank all the alcohol in my house

What should I do

bourb0nblues

I will down a shot of my finest, cheapest rum in your dark times.
Be strong.

Romonobyl

You lost me at Canadian “football”.

Romonobyl

My continuing love of this game rides on this call….

Romonobyl

OK then, let’s continue.

bourb0nblues

SWEET SWEET PATRIOTS DERP

Senor Weaselo

Was it a Dreamboat pick six? If not, not enough.

bourb0nblues

Muff of punt

Sharkbait

God damnit.

Doktor Zymm

Impressive spin on that drop.

Brick Meathook

MINNIE SEZ: FUCK THE PATS
http://i.imgur.com/i6DlAzI.jpg

Romonobyl

Never diss Minnie, she was at least the real thing.

Brick Meathook

that’s why she hates the pats!

Doktor Zymm

I like to think that guy carries around a Sharpie for that specific purpose.

WCS

He writes “Disappointment” on his daughter’s head every week.

King Hippo

And with that, the TV is officially off. I appreciated the quantity of footy over the past 4 days, for sure, but I can’t say I loved the severity or the number of kicks to the testicles over the past 36 hours.

Recovery Whiskey

Yeah I think that’ll do it. Last beers up for grabs

Sharkbait

Woooo!

/Ducks

Senor Weaselo
WCS

(wet fart noise)

Romonobyl

I truly despise this game that I love.

John Difool

Hunter S. Thompson may have been on to something…

King Hippo

And his answer was lots and lots of drugs!

King Hippo

THAT SAYS IT ALL SO VERY WELL

jjfozz

Goodnight guys. Fuck the patriots. Fuck the NFL. Fuck this season.

Senor Weaselo

Goddammit.

makeitsnowondem

Insurmountable lead.

King Hippo

At least you lived up to your name. It helped dull the pain, along with the opiates.

Sharkbait

YOUR FAKE SNOW IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Recovery Whiskey

Joe Walsh. Drink.

Doktor Zymm

Patriots/Eagles should be entertaining at least. I can see that being the only game left in the season that the Eagles win. Erratic winds shift NFC East tire fires in unpredictable ways.

WCS

Won’t it be hilarious when the Iggles somehow get to the NFC Championship Game?

Romonobyl

One of the few times I’d cheer for the Beagles.

King Hippo

So…the Giants could beat the Panthers, and I guess the fucking Texans could beat the P*ts? Christ, we’re boned.

Romonobyl

Christ could the Pats have a softer schedule?

Senor Weaselo

“JJ Watt was found lying on the ground with several horse tranquilizer darts in his neck and a message on one that said “Grumblegrumbledartsdoyourgrumblejob.” He is questionable for Sunday.”

Recovery Whiskey

Only if they moved to the NFC East

Recovery Whiskey

Osweiler is years behind PeyPey in being pissed off visibly at teammates. And I fear there may not be time for him to catch up.

WCS

Each drive more puntier than the last!

Senor Weaselo

PUNTS FOR THE PUNT GOD!

Doktor Zymm

Aw, Brock says “Omaha” too!

King Hippo

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!

Romonobyl

I remember those PSAs like it was yesterday.

Romonobyl

Merry Christmas Stevie!!! Yes, it is a real Steinway (Shhhhhhh).

Sharkbait

I wouldnt fuck with a blind piano player http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww135/sean_witzke/ray_gun.jpg

King Hippo

Fuck Stevie Wonder’s cheesy muthafuckin’ song.

John Difool

Blount’s getting rolled up in snow, this game is taking me back…. Way Way Back.

Brick Meathook
John Difool

WHERE OH WHERE ARE YOU TONIGHT, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE
AHHH, SEARCHED THE WORLD OVER AND THOUGHT I FOUND TRUE LOVE…..

jjfozz

Fucking Stevie Wonder. Fuck, that guy is amazing.

King Hippo

Counterpoint above!

jjfozz

Sure it was a commercial song, but that dude’s voice is classic.

Doktor Zymm

So many dropped passes. If only there were some way to make the ball squishier and easier to grip.

Recovery Whiskey

Punter taking soccer lessons. No yellow card.

King Hippo

Talib’s gotta fucking catch that

Recovery Whiskey

Was too busy trying to stick his fingers in his eye

Senor Weaselo

The ball was iced up, son!

Doktor Zymm

Quickness is not a synonym for speed? Well, Roget, fuck you AND your stinkin thesaurus.