On a super lousy shitty type day there was some quality distractification going on in last night’s open thread. My thanks to all those who took part. It was badly needed. Hey!-speaking of distractification…
GB @ Det: Here be two teams struggling in their own respective ways to get to 8-8. Neither will get there. Rodgers has done the gentle call-out to his receivers, saying “We’re not on the same page”. Apparently the Packers WR’s are on page 634 of Infinite Jest and Aaron is perusing GQ “for the articles!”. Over the last three games QB Stafford has been playing like a guy that was drafted really high and is expected to lift an entire franchise out of the doldrums. His new “No more gravyshakes/whipped chocolate pizza/slaughterhouse tasting menu/raw dough and Miracle Whip smoothie/post-game athletic cup tequila shooters” diet is starting to pay dividends! If only we fans of the game were capable of such discipline… The new OC The Jim Bob has worked wonders with the rushing game. Did you know that since he grabbed the reins the Lions have averaged 18 more yards per game in that category? I hope you were sitting down when I socked you with that knowledge. Who’d a thunk that was the difference between stinking and winning? Statisticians at ESPN, that’s who.
Wow, an NFL coach going for it on 4th down?
I’m a fan of what I hear them playing at Ford Field.
HAIL BLEERGH!
https://vine.co/v/iB672iddPJp
BEERGH FINDS YOUR OFFERING ACCEPTABLE AND BESTOWS UPON YOU FIVE YARDS OF BLESSING.
How long ya figure since Mike McCarthy has actually seen his wee-wee?
circa 1988
Mirrors are illegal in GB, so….
A while
lions are remembering who they are
Are they who were thought they were? And if so, should we crown their ass?
Still can’t log on with anything but my phone?
Hey man, I just got back from the movies (I know, bad overolrd) and I’m sorry I couldn’t be here to help. Have you tried clearing your history/cache on your ipad?
What did you see?
The Night Before. Pretty good!
GO FELINE SORTS
BEAT THE SHIPPING PREPARATION EMPLOYEES
OH SHIT!!!! PYSCHONAUTS 2 WAS ANNOUNCED!!!!!
Fucking loved that game. No bullshit, stuck in the middle east, that game got me through some rough times…
That was a fantastic game. Looking forward to 2.
YOUR ALL BANANA EATING HIPPO LOVERS
no ofense?
Hey! That’s my team. But you’re right.
Yup.
Demolished Rodgers
The NFL shop 2 team family commercials is like looking into the future. A Giants fan and a Pats fan coexisting seems like it shouldnt work.
Do we really need an NFL Roots segment on fucking kickers?!
I DO think we need another fucking barefoot kicker. I mean, have we had one since Rich Karlis?
That would be fun, agreed. But I don’t want to hear about Justin Tucker worshipping Adam Vinateri during a Lions/Packers shit show. Even I only have so much hate.
In January we will have what looks like an awful comedy called “Angel from Hell,” and a terrible adaptation of Lucifer on Fox. I think we’re good on angel TV shows for a decade or so after they get canceled in February.
Does Supernatural count?
Not really. Cas has been demoted to comedic relief.
I wish you were wrong. Constantine had hope, but nbc gonna nbc. Lucifer has so much going for it that it will plummet much like its main character.
You cannot tell the Lucifer story without the Season of Mists Sandman story; and they probably will make Mazikeen just some ditzy actress wannabe instead of a badass demon. Constantine could have been great (and they tried, I’ll give them that, even if they made Chas an awful character), but you know some executive asshole stepped in there.
If it was netflix or hbo, then maybe. Season of Mists IS a season all on its own.
We should have an Otto Man of the Year award, just so we have something to nominate each other for.
He’ll be back after his race for President under his pseudonym “Ted Cruz” is over.
I’ve injured my ankle loads of times. The worst ankle injury I ever had? It was on my good, never injured before ankle, and it was from tripping over a cat.
Silver lining – just think how happy you made that cat!
You don’t know how right you are. She wasn’t allowed in my bedroom, I tripped over her sneaking into my bedroom. She sat on my bed in comfort and surveyed me writhing in pain because I horribly injured myself rather than step on her.
Sitting there like Walter White “I won”
Tripping over a cat is probably how I’ll split my head open. Then they’ll feast on the innards.
In Alaska that is called not wasting a game animal.
Which is probably pretty close to how cats view us.
Detroit you had one job
Make inferior domestic cars?
New poll: Commentist most likely to look like and/or be Senor Cardgage?
THIS PACKERS TEAM I CALL THEM ROMANS BECAUSE THEY ARE KILLING SOME LIONS TONIGHT.
I hate my gear.
Everything is broken.
Crown Royal Black – not bad! Piss off, rye allergy. You won’t stop my intoxication.
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Return to Jim Caldwell Classic
Every time the Lions fuck away a game, I think of poor ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER.
https://twitter.com/ZODIAC_MF
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Every time the Lions choke away a game, an angel gets its wing!
All my connections are belong to you.
Act like you’ve been….oh, never mind.
Is it happening?
Huh.
Which Adams was that? Quincy?
Wednesday.
Rodgers: “32 and a half sacks? I call that a slow Tuesday.”
I don’t know how to embed YT videos but this B&B kills me everytime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O33ld6Dl3k
God has a 2nd middle finger, it would seem…
It means “peace between worlds.”
http://i.imgur.com/SIE03Un.gif
Bad Lions!
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Sexy time?
Lions gonna Lion.
Don’t ask me for lottery numbers. I’m keep them for myself.
saved me some typin’
ITS HAPPENING
The derp is upon us!
I honestly could crush hash browns at any time of day, but hot cakes seem to be a bit of a stretch.
I laugh like an idiot everytime I watch this one.
I saw Friday in a movie theater where my platonic friend Kasia and I were the only honkies there. They played this music video before the movie. There was singing and dancing. It was glorious.
THIS LIONS TEAM I CALL THEM JAMES DEEN BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN A SHIT DAY FOR THEIR FANS
Ugh. The fiance is playing Cobb. It’s win and in between myself and her. Fuck you starks.
That should not count as a touchdown for anyone. As in, not in real life. Not in fantasy. Not in Narnia. No where.
Well in the Narnia Football League the Lions always win.
Its Lions-Browns in the super Bowl every year.
69 minutes? Nice.
FUCK YOU LIONS!!!!
Does Starks get a TD pass on that?
DERPDOWN
That’s a stupid TD
The Lions are sooooooooooo boned.
The prophet speaks!
FUMBLEDOWN
Womp womp