Dal @ Was: Thursday and Sunday featured wondrous Hail Mary’s, brain-shattering upsets, fingernail-biting excitement, win-streak-extending blow-outs, a clearly inferior team beating the Giants in overtime and some other things. If you want more of that this evening, boy/girl, did you ever come to the wrong place! Quite frankly, I question your judgement. The Slurs are 5-1 at home because they get a lot of support from their obviously racist fan base. It’s called math-look it up. That being said, if the Slurs can contain the running game that would mean that a certain washed-up, turnover-prone, in-over-his-head, doesn’t-know-what-he’s-doing, never-will-be-a-starter-again, stares-at-his-first-option, win-less-at-this-point, will-fumble-at-some-point, dump-pass-loving Matt Cassell will have to be a difference-maker. [snorts]
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If I can’t function I should stop fucking posting.
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I WISH YOU ALL CARED ABOUT HATING GEORGE LUCAS AS MUCH AS I DO BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR BLIND SPOTS
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24-2 GVFA
I think of it like my grandfather:
– he gave me some wonderful gifts (the first three)
– he drove for longer than he should have (the prequels)
– someone took his keys (Disney)
– and now someone else drives the car (JJ Abrams)
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Well fuck:
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WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO and YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWW!!!!!! Just what Dallas needed, a meaningless win to screw up next season’s draft. BRILLIANT!
Congrats!!!
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Welcome To Cardinalville!
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What did I just watch?
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A new form of psychological torture the CIA and DIA are developing.
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Replicants.
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS FAT FUCKING IDIOT KNOW WHERE THE CLONE PLANET IS AND NOT FUCKING YODA
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OH WAIT
lady snow: It’s a kronut! (Ed: She means krogan, from Mass Effect, and knows she means krogan)
me: No, it’s that guy from Revenge of the Sith. The guy in the diner.
lady snow: It’s a kronut!
me: The guy Obi-Wan takes the dart to, and the guy’s like “it’s Kaminoan” and holy shit the prequels really were just awful.
lady snow: No, he looks like a kronut.
/sigh
The Kurgan? But we already talked about Highlander!
ITS THIS FUCKING GUY
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Silly ending to a shitty game. Good night stalwarts
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BECAUSE ONCE THEY INEXPLICABLY GAIN ACCESS TO THE DONUT SHIP NOBODY ASKS THEM WHY THE FUCK THEYRE THERE THEY JUST DECIDE TO GAS THEM IMMEDIATELY
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DAFUQ
Sill needs Machete Order. Because if we gave him a machete we’d hear about him on the news.
Quakerism is PWERFL stuff bro.
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In fairness, you could just be yelling and swinging your machete at nothing in particular.
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That is PRECISELY what I’m currently doing.
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Nine seconds left. Not letting lady snow leave this couch. I will see a game-winning hook-and-lateral this season.
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Watch DJax return this 80 yards and to kill the clock.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Is it safe yet?
YES
Aww man…
Aww, man. Fuck you, Santa. Eat a dick, you fat bastard, I wanted that tie.
Are you leaving a dick out for Santa?
TWO OF THEM!
AND NO SAUCES!
thank god lets get back to star wars
Go figure.
$20 says he shanks this. BLEERGH DEMANDS A TIE
fuck you bleergh
Cleveland ending incoming
Nope
Come on Cassel, show me the pick six I called for an hour ago.
Wow, the footballing is still transpiring!
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HE’S GONNA MISS
I don’t even know anymore. Bailey could kick a 70-yard field goal with lady snow watching and I wouldn’t be surprised.
The NFC East division will be decided by the College Football Playoff.
CHIP KELLY PLAYOFF GAME IMMINENT
Can we give the NFC east playoff berth to Tampa?
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Holy fuckin’ shit.
THE LUCKIEST OF WHITEHEADS
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of scorching hot taeks were suddenly silenced.
Fuck the garage, I’m hiding under the deck. She can’t find me there
BACK TO THE STAR WARSES I MEAN COULD ANYONE HAVE ANTICIPATED THE MIASMA OF WHALESHIT THAT AWAITED US WHEN WE WENT TO SEE THE MOST ANTICIPATED FILM IN THE HISTORY OF TIME AND WERE INTRODUCED TO THIS FUCKING CRAWL
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THEN WERE INTRODUCED TO THE MOST BORING AND INCONSEQUENTIAL SEQUENCE OF EVENTS IN ACTUAL OR IMAGINED HUMAN HISTORY WHO IS ASKING FOR PERMISSION TO LAND ON THIS PARTICULAR DONUT SHIP AND WHY ARE ALL THE OTHER DONUT SHIPS IN THIS FRAME SUDDENLY GONE WHEN JAKE LLOYD FINALLY FINDS HIS KID-SIZED HAT AND GOGGLES AND MERCIFULLY LEADS US TO THE END
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RED DEAD REDEMPTIONDOWN
/Possibly racist
Holy tits
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He’s still a dumb fucking cunt.
THE TIE COULD STILL HAPPEN!
THERE IS A SATAN!
Hahahahha
I’m going back to the garage because I’m scared of what my wife will do if the Skins tie it
You’re about to find out.
TOO LATE
They’re going to win by hitting bitches?
So Dallas messed this up by scoring the games first TD
You know Washington’s going to end this drive with a FG attempt
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The can be only o……………….. never mind.
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As disappointing as the Raiders loss was yesterday, this week has been a reminder of how happy I should be I don’t root for the Browns, Lions, [*Redacted] s…
yeah, you guys have still come a long way. And shit, the Redacteds still seem to be operating under the delusion that Cousins might actually be the solution. And Snyder’s a long way from dead.
INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD EVEN IF IT WAS IN THE 1ST MINUTE OF THE GAME
“They let them score” /4 [*Redacted] s get dragged to the end zone
Touch… down?
Dum dum dum dum dum
Joseph Smith-style football, y’all!
welp