Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread

Ari @ Phi: The Iggles are fighting for that “we’re just barely better than you” title that is the NFC East championship. Arizona? They’ve got the top down, the music is pumping and all of  QB Carson’s balls are in the air like he just don’t care. Go Cards!

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

StripSacks are the sexiest sacks

Senor Weaselo

Stupid sexy sacks…

Romonobyl

I do not have a sexy sack.

WCS

Is it time to boo Santa yet?

blaxabbath

“There aren’t enough shards of broken glass….”

-Eagles Faithful

Sharkbait

Oh the second half started? I’ve been stuck in fallout. Miss anything?

Senor Weaselo

Wait, you were at the Garden?
/I’ll be in the Angry Dome

Sharkbait

Oh no, I wasnt there, Just chose watching that shitshow instead of most of the first half and turned to Fallout once costas showed up.

blaxabbath

Looks like Sam Bradford should have gotten rid of it…..faster.

Gratliff

WELP.

Old School Zero

Oh, hello, EagLOLs.

Shogun Marcus

Did demarco elbow dude in the nuts while getting up?

blaxabbath

What are these other lines on the turf? Who else plays there?

Col. Duke LaCross

The Army/Navy game last week?

blaxabbath

Some government accounting requires them to use different yard markers? Maybe because they’re always…moving the goalposts?

WCS

Temple Owls

Gratliff

DEMARCO MURRAY SIGHTING

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I need more TV actresses. I am repeating. Fuck you if you don’t love Allison Brie, but up for suggestions with the SFW limitations

blaxabbath

No racist fumble call?

WCS

Did they take Bradford’s photo the precise moment he found out the fire water is gone?

blaxabbath

You don’t become NFC East champ without practicing diving forward out of the end zone to avoid a safety.

litre_cola

I don’t know why I watch this. So angry. And hurrah its Monday during xmas tomorrow. Fuck I love whisky.

blaxabbath

Someone else is drinking whisky tonight, I think.

litre_cola

I am a manager at the post. This season is the worst but pays my bills.

WCS

ALMOST SAFETY

blaxabbath

How long does a typical team have between plays? I mean, PHI is around like 25-30 seconds here. That doesn’t seem too fast.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Play clock is 40. So no more than 40

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Let’s say commercial break again

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Romonobyl
blordinaryfagicmox

The broncos game thread is thataway, buddy.

Shogun Marcus

I say neigh.

Sill Bimmons

NEIGH

Sill Bimmons

WHY THE LONG FACE???

Shogun Marcus

Did Broderick court her with bags of oats and hay?

King Hippo

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Senor Weaselo

Catanzaroooooo!

King Hippo

Didn’t teh Hippo say he was worth your last waiver pick?

blaxabbath

The Eagles’ speed bump defense is an interesting strategy tonight.

blaxabbath

I trust no one less than I trust Lester Holt.

Senor Weaselo

Hey, they called something a catch!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
blaxabbath

JJ Watt? This should be a Brandon Weeden Bose commercial.

litre_cola

Please no catch.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Senor Weaselo

That was a nice catch.

King Hippo

Jeebus, when AZ gets rolling they are really fucking good.

Shogun Marcus

I already didn’t feel great about next week. This almost makes me not want to watch. Snuff films aren’t my thing.

King Hippo

I think it will be a fun game, still.

blaxabbath

What a fucking catch.

Romonobyl

Or nawt.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am limited to SFW pics. Emily Deschanel

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blaxabbath

She is attractive. I mean, physically.

Gratliff

“They say she’s retarded, but them titties ain’t retarded.” – Dave Attell

Sill Bimmons

Heh heh.

YouPotty.

Heh heh.

King Hippo

Again, folks. Arians had this guy BURIED for fucking Chris Johnson AND Andre Ellington.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

He also drafted Logan Thomas. Not Carr. Not Bridgewater. Logan fucking Thomas.

litre_cola

I see DeHelen Keller jr is now playing in place of Maxwell.

blaxabbath

Brown makes a catch.

PHI is fucked.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

More annoying: Ford F150 commercials or Kia Sorento Commercials?

blaxabbath

Ford. I don’t need some voiceover prick talking down to me.

Sill Bimmons

KIA. Ford doesn’t seem to be directly targeting sociopaths.

entropy

Ford. I owned an F 150. I felt no manlier while driving it.

blaxabbath

I drive one. Door rattles.

Gratliff

Seed 2.0 was so good

blaxabbath

Raiders suck and don’t sign any talent; flirt with the Salary Floor. People bitch.

Chip spends the money but doesn’t play the guys. A-Okay.

litre_cola

If you are Matthews do you feel bad for Demarco?

blaxabbath

Dave Matthews?

litre_cola

Its a typical situation.

entropy

Clay Matthews?

King Hippo

Cooper has “oh shit” moment as he sees only two black guys can keep him from crashing over the bench…

blaxabbath

Riley Cooper ain’t gonna let some lowly negro tackle him!

blaxabbath

Did he how FAST he knelt down that touchback?!

Gratliff

Didn’t realize Barwin had a tattoo of the Eagles’ skyline on the inside of his bicep. Welp, I know someone who’s getting traded.

Gratliff

Philly skyline, even,.

litre_cola

Takes dog outside.

Miss Cola, its cool as long as you both do that outside.

You piss once when blackout on the footstool and never live it down.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

One more because she wasn’t a real red head… This one isn’t again

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Defensive Back Mike Wallace

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entropy

Tonight, the role of Moose will be played by mudisleblues.

Shogun Marcus

Not actually real, so there’s a chance. 8/10 WOULD BANG!

Gratliff

THis is what? Year 4 of the NBC Halftime Toyota infomercial?

Sharkbait

just be glad its not coach T anymore

blaxabbath

Coach T pushing some death trap on a young white trash family again?

King Hippo

OK, fellow Donks fans – is this nuts? I seriously want to start changing QBs at halftime if PeyPey is healthy enough. Apparently whatever halftime adjustments one makes to Brock are just totes effective. I mean, he went from Elway to Tommy Maddox over the break, both last week and today.

Shogun Marcus

Hell, change ’em every quarter. It’s not baseball, you can swap at will!

Something something spraytan swap joke or something.

blaxabbath

Play them together. Some kind of useless Wildcat.

King Hippo

time-to-run-a-cross-ing-route!

Shogun Marcus

Gir-raffe run-ning down the seam…he jumps, it’s over!

Senor Weaselo

Rodney Harrison talking about cheap shots, DRINK

King Hippo

Especially if you have some rotgut you can, you know, shoot.

tundrajim

“I gotta say Coach, you would never see something like that when I was playing.”

blaxabbath

“….that is, you wouldn’t see it COMING.”

entropy

True. He would have broken OBJ’s neck by halftime.