Ari @ Phi: The Iggles are fighting for that “we’re just barely better than you” title that is the NFC East championship. Arizona? They’ve got the top down, the music is pumping and all of QB Carson’s balls are in the air like he just don’t care. Go Cards!
StripSacks are the sexiest sacks
Stupid sexy sacks…
I do not have a sexy sack.
Is it time to boo Santa yet?
“There aren’t enough shards of broken glass….”
-Eagles Faithful
Oh the second half started? I’ve been stuck in fallout. Miss anything?
Wait, you were at the Garden?
/I’ll be in the Angry Dome
Oh no, I wasnt there, Just chose watching that shitshow instead of most of the first half and turned to Fallout once costas showed up.
Looks like Sam Bradford should have gotten rid of it…..faster.
WELP.
Oh, hello, EagLOLs.
Did demarco elbow dude in the nuts while getting up?
What are these other lines on the turf? Who else plays there?
The Army/Navy game last week?
Some government accounting requires them to use different yard markers? Maybe because they’re always…moving the goalposts?
Temple Owls
DEMARCO MURRAY SIGHTING
I need more TV actresses. I am repeating. Fuck you if you don’t love Allison Brie, but up for suggestions with the SFW limitations
No racist fumble call?
Did they take Bradford’s photo the precise moment he found out the fire water is gone?
You don’t become NFC East champ without practicing diving forward out of the end zone to avoid a safety.
I don’t know why I watch this. So angry. And hurrah its Monday during xmas tomorrow. Fuck I love whisky.
Someone else is drinking whisky tonight, I think.
I am a manager at the post. This season is the worst but pays my bills.
ALMOST SAFETY
How long does a typical team have between plays? I mean, PHI is around like 25-30 seconds here. That doesn’t seem too fast.
Play clock is 40. So no more than 40
Let’s say commercial break again
More of teh sexay you guise?
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..
The broncos game thread is thataway, buddy.
I say neigh.
NEIGH
WHY THE LONG FACE???
Did Broderick court her with bags of oats and hay?
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Catanzaroooooo!
Somebody played Mr. Johnson in his fantasy semifinal. Whoop-de-damn-doo!
Didn’t teh Hippo say he was worth your last waiver pick?
Yes. Yes you did.
The Eagles’ speed bump defense is an interesting strategy tonight.
I trust no one less than I trust Lester Holt.
Hey, they called something a catch!
Commercial break
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JJ Watt? This should be a Brandon Weeden Bose commercial.
Please no catch.
A Cardinals catch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU
That was a nice catch.
I think that’s coming back because, what is a catch?
Jeebus, when AZ gets rolling they are really fucking good.
I already didn’t feel great about next week. This almost makes me not want to watch. Snuff films aren’t my thing.
I think it will be a fun game, still.
What a fucking catch.
Or nawt.
I am limited to SFW pics. Emily Deschanel
She is attractive. I mean, physically.
“They say she’s retarded, but them titties ain’t retarded.” – Dave Attell
Heh heh.
YouPotty.
Heh heh.
Again, folks. Arians had this guy BURIED for fucking Chris Johnson AND Andre Ellington.
He also drafted Logan Thomas. Not Carr. Not Bridgewater. Logan fucking Thomas.
I see DeHelen Keller jr is now playing in place of Maxwell.
Brown makes a catch.
PHI is fucked.
More annoying: Ford F150 commercials or Kia Sorento Commercials?
Ford. I don’t need some voiceover prick talking down to me.
KIA. Ford doesn’t seem to be directly targeting sociopaths.
Ford. I owned an F 150. I felt no manlier while driving it.
I drive one. Door rattles.
Seed 2.0 was so good
Raiders suck and don’t sign any talent; flirt with the Salary Floor. People bitch.
Chip spends the money but doesn’t play the guys. A-Okay.
If you are Matthews do you feel bad for Demarco?
Dave Matthews?
Its a typical situation.
Clay Matthews?
Cooper has “oh shit” moment as he sees only two black guys can keep him from crashing over the bench…
Riley Cooper ain’t gonna let some lowly negro tackle him!
Did he how FAST he knelt down that touchback?!
Didn’t realize Barwin had a tattoo of the Eagles’ skyline on the inside of his bicep. Welp, I know someone who’s getting traded.
Philly skyline, even,.
Takes dog outside.
Miss Cola, its cool as long as you both do that outside.
You piss once when blackout on the footstool and never live it down.
One more because she wasn’t a real red head… This one isn’t again
Tonight, the role of Moose will be played by mudisleblues.
Not actually real, so there’s a chance. 8/10 WOULD BANG!
Halftime redhead
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THis is what? Year 4 of the NBC Halftime Toyota infomercial?
just be glad its not coach T anymore
Coach T pushing some death trap on a young white trash family again?
OK, fellow Donks fans – is this nuts? I seriously want to start changing QBs at halftime if PeyPey is healthy enough. Apparently whatever halftime adjustments one makes to Brock are just totes effective. I mean, he went from Elway to Tommy Maddox over the break, both last week and today.
Hell, change ’em every quarter. It’s not baseball, you can swap at will!
Something something spraytan swap joke or something.
Play them together. Some kind of useless Wildcat.
time-to-run-a-cross-ing-route!
Gir-raffe run-ning down the seam…he jumps, it’s over!
Rodney Harrison talking about cheap shots, DRINK
Especially if you have some rotgut you can, you know, shoot.
“I gotta say Coach, you would never see something like that when I was playing.”
“….that is, you wouldn’t see it COMING.”
True. He would have broken OBJ’s neck by halftime.