The “Oh No, Katherine Webb Has to Wear a Parka” Late Playoff Game Open Thread

They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense.  How will it happen?  Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception?  Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early?  Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes?  Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round?  As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team.  The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals.  Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!

The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!

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WCS

Well…

JustStopDude

Oh dear lord…hold onto the fucking ball…

Brocky

wtf hill?

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Landry Jones is Tucker’s Law in motion.

http://i.imgur.com/x3EzDkW.jpg

ThursdaySkyGoddess

I didn’t expect this to be so big.

Horatio Cornblower

What a cunt.

ballsofsteelandfury

Of course.

Brocky

what the fuck are you talking about nantz? he’s down

Doktor Zymm

Wow, it’s probably best I got out of Yinzer country. I’M A FUCKING DRINKING MIND READER!

Spur

LOL

JustStopDude

Oh snap.

Would fucking be hilarious if 55 wasn’t down.

Senor Weaselo

It would be the longest safety in history.

Don T

Damn

WCS

That’s about right. Oh well.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Um, what?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

HARFception?

Wakezilla

Please tell me he’s not down. . .

Senor Weaselo

Goddammit, Patriots win the AFC, don’t they.

Moonbatting Average

Even when the Bengals win, they fuck everything up. Goddamn Patriots

Spur

Well this should be very interesting

Brocky

I can’t remember the last time I was so invested in a playoff game that didn’t have the bears or a team I hated in it.

Horatio Cornblower

Agreed. I don’t care about either team all that much but holy fuck do I want the Steelers to lose.

theeWeeBabySeamus
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I know I’m late to the party, but does this mean Dalton is getting Wally Pipped?

fleshwound_NPG

If the score holds, Andy Dalton never wears a Bengal uniform ever again.

King Hippo

no, he’s been pretty awful

Col. Duke LaCross

Now let’s see what kind of fuckery goes on in this final Pittsburgh drive. I predict at least one jacked-up call.

Doktor Zymm

Regrettable sex can happen at any time….but not when you get your ass home to watch the Steelers lose alone

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Where’s the ………………………… never mind.

Romonobyl

I’ve never had regrettable sex. I’m sure most of my partners have, but me…never.

Spur

two point conversion play was ass

Horatio Cornblower

They’d have been better off punting.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Marvin temembered he was Marvin

WCS
Senor Weaselo

As soon as that screen happened I thought “anti-2 point conversion.” But no.

Wakezilla

What the shit was that?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Cuz sure. Loose single coverage on AJ Green makes sense

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh my.

Horatio Cornblower

AJ McCarron is going to be the hero that Custer would have been if all of the Indians had shot themselves in the head.

King Hippo

Oh dear Lord, they forgot to cover AJ Green

Brocky

AJ pulled an AJ.

JustStopDude

We got a ball game….

Doktor Zymm

Oh shit…I should have stayed at the Yinzer bar for this

Brocky

…….da fuck was that?

Brocky

I replired to the wrong person.

You should go back and chuckle

Shogun Marcus

Holy shitsnacks!!!

Senor Weaselo

Bengals… take the lead?

Horatio Cornblower

“What an unbelievable ending”

Yes Jim, so unlike the NFL to have a completely incompetent set of officials cover a Steelers-Bengals game and fuck up significant calls that favor one of the dynasty franchises. That’s never happened before, at least since 2014.

Fuck off.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

So is that, like, a loan so you can buy your own rocket? Cuz sign me the fuck up.

Doktor Zymm

The bottom of my yoga pants are cold and slushy. Just bathrobe it is.

tundrajim

You probably shouldn’t pee in the snow.

Doktor Zymm

Cheers! We are the best.

makeitsnowondem

“Do you like mortgages?” you ask? Well, let me tell you about the movie I saw today,

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Hateful 8?

ThursdaySkyGoddess
WCS

DDDAAWWWW

Kungjitsu

If McCarron wins this game, does Andy Dalton ever see the field again?

Wakezilla

Oh yeah. McCarron’s throws aren’t exactly good

hippofant

He consistently throws high and his receivers are bailing him out.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes, it’s the Bengals.

Brocky

I always assumed gingers are like freddy Krueger, you stop believing in him, and he ceases to exist

WCS

Sort of shocked Marvin didn’t punt there.

Wakezilla

Should have run it there.

Spur

McCarron is going to fuck this up.

Doktor Zymm

OH LOOK I LEFT SOME WHISKEY COKE IN A GLASS NEAR ME IMA GONNA BOURBLE

Col. Duke LaCross

A Lemmy?

Senor Weaselo

Hooray for more drinking!

Recovery Whiskey

Its what Lemmy would have wanted

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Mo Whisky, Mo Bourble.

Recovery Whiskey

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