The “Oh No, Katherine Webb Has to Wear a Parka” Late Playoff Game Open Thread

They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense.  How will it happen?  Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception?  Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early?  Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes?  Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round?  As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team.  The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals.  Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!

The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!

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hippofant

That was the Pacman Jones penalty? That didn’t look like anything.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I would like a transcript before I call bullshit on that one. I also pity the stenographer who has to transcribe it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Unbelievable.

Doktor Zymm

Stuff and things and…I can’t even make a dick joke…Steelers win!

makeitsnowondem

welp

Spur

Shut up Phil

BrettFavresColonoscopy

6 seconds left in the game? Time for me to vote in the who will win poll!

Senor Weaselo

Oh you think Pacman ain’t gon try to run through a brick wall? It didn’t work.

WCS

I want to make a funny quip, but… I’m speechless. This is insane and inane.

ballsofsteelandfury

Exactly.

Shogun Marcus

There’s winning, and there’s whatever the hell that was?

Gratliff

See. I told you guys the Bengals would never make this competitive.

Horatio Cornblower

If that was the call against Pac-Man that’s terrible.

That said, Pac-Man is kind of an asshole.

Senor Weaselo

I still don’t know what Pacman did on the penalty. I saw Burfict shove Joey Porter… ah, Pacman went to the refs and there was contact which led to the flag.

Moonbatting Average

Is this year 5 or 6 of Bengals playoff fuckupery?

makeitsnowondem

BRONCOS ADVANCE TO DIVISIONAL ROUND

Moonbatting Average

BARELY

Doktor Zymm

I have no idea what just happened. This shit…this shit.

ballsofsteelandfury

There are still 14 seconds.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Earnest Byner would like a word

JustStopDude

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This is Cuyahoga River Fire style implosion!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

This is crazy.

I hate the NFL.

Recovery Whiskey

Bungles you suck.

Shogun Marcus

Sure it’s a win, but like THIS?! Yuck.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

God, the “CHARACTER MATTERS THE BENGALS ARE THUGS” taeks are going to be oven-fresh tomorrow, huh?

Moonbatting Average

Of course you’re not going to blame them, PHEEL

fleshwound_NPG

O HE GON LOSE HIS JOB BELIEEE DAT CHUH CHUH

Doktor Zymm

Everybody in the house, suck my tits. DISGRACEFUL.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Hear, hear!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I am speakless.

Senor Weaselo

Wait, I actually didn’t see what Pacman did there.

Horatio Cornblower

“They tried to keep control of this game”

No Jim. Whatever else they did they most certainly did not do that.

JustStopDude

And the bengals snatch defeat from the jaws of victory…

Wakezilla

Well, if you’re going to lose on a flag, you might as well take their best player’s head off.

No Phil, the refs did not try to keep control.

Doktor Zymm

This thing…it is happening.

Brocky

I don’t care at this point. The refs are too fucking inconsistent for me to hold anything against burfict

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He bumped the ref? Why not just call him a cocksucker?

Shogun Marcus

Whoa. That’s…that’s a career gone.

King Hippo

Pacman gon shine chuh chuh

Senor Weaselo

Oh, this is DEFINITELY ending in fights after the game.

Horatio Cornblower

As much as I’d like to complain about that call he did cleanly hit Brown in the head.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

He got knocked the fuck out

King Hippo

good call though, yeesh

JustStopDude

Oh shit…that was a fair call.

What the fucking fuck was 55 thinking???

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Goodell has implemented the Buffalo Wild Wings control panel in the league office

ballsofsteelandfury

Seriously.

Bugg

Stupid as fuck.

Moonbatting Average

Brown is a hell of a sacrifice to BLEERGH

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Seriously. As shitty as this game is, that’s how awesome Antonio Brown is.

fleshwound_NPG

Riot time

ballsofsteelandfury

There is the flag everyone was looking for to fuck the Bengals.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Omar Epps looks pretty tense.
House MD gonna fire him I bet.

Spur

Such bullshit

King Hippo

frag from guy 40 yards away from the play

Brocky

……. this is happening?

WCS

HHHHHHHHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH