csb/ When I was at university I would go back home for holidays, spring break and the summer and sling milk for my dad so that I could have spending money. Pere had the expectation that when I was finished schooling I would join him in the business. One morning during Xmas break I was on my way to make a delivery at a grocery store and the announcer on the radio said, “Congratulations folks, today [insert hometown] is the coldest place in Canada!” Shortly thereafter I decided that the cow liquid business was not for me…
Sea @ Min: TAKE THE UNDER! The Weather Network tells me that by game time it’ll be 1 degree but will feel like -11. This would be a good spot for Peyton because he’s accustomed to not having any feelings in his fingers. But this is the NFL and we can’t have nice things. Sigh. Pundits (that have completely forgotten that Minny has been a dome team for 32 of the last 34 years) think that this will give the Vikes an advantage. Coping with the weather? No. Given these D’s I wouldn’t think that this was going to be a high-scoring game under any circumstance. Seattle did blow the Vikes balls off in wk. 13 but the former was cracking on all 24 cylinders and the latter was missing a couple of safeties, LB Barr and DT Joseph. I give Minny a puncher’s chance here-they’ve got to win the turnover and special teams games. That said, I’m making Seahawks Tyler Lockett my game MVP. Now, START YOUR TYPING FINGERS!
What the… I only stepped out for like five minutes!
Wait, so the premise of that commercial is that it’s badass to bring watery, flavorless, 4% alcohol Miller Lite to a chardonnay party?
I liked the one with concussed Troy Aikman better.
If you don’t share, and drink the entire 30? You’re OK in my book.
(I have done this, to win a case day contest. It was fun)
Okay, so the commercial of the dipshit punching the frozen meat actually made me laugh.
Yeah…they seemed like the coolest little daughters to have.
If C-Hox wins, Wilson can say he knew they were going to win when his bottle of holy water didn’t freeze over despite leaving the water bottle out the entire day, god bless.
Get the fuck off my TV Macklemore.
But this is Russell Wilson country
Playground
Sir Mountable makes an appearance!
Less surmountable lead?
I think it’s more surmountable now. But I’m drunk so I could be wrong.
And now we have a game!
Hey all-
Just wrapped up the AM portion of yardwork. Saw the score and figured I’d tune in so I can call SEA soft. Naturally they’re now mounting a comeback.
Also, had to put my dog down yesterday. It fucking sucks.
Sorry, man.
My condolences. I love my dog more than anything.
Sorry to hear about your dog, man. That fucking sucks. Internet hugs.
Truly sorry to hear that.
Ouch, sorry man.
Jesus, man, I’m sorry to hear that.
I’m really sorry to hear about your dog. Not gonna lie I teared up the moment I read it
Same here, my pug is snoring away next to me, and I looked down and have no idea how I will be able to put the little guy down in the future.
My stupid dog (that I fought tooth and nail against getting) is snoozing next to me and it’ll be really fucking hard to put her down in the future. [drinks his feelings]
I’m so sorry. It doesn’t get much worse than losing a pet.
Big time sadz for you, dude.
Sorry to hear about your loss.
Sorry for your loss
Deepest condolences and sympathies. My Boston and pug send theirs.
Thanks all. It fucking sucks. All things considered, it happened pretty quick and he didn’t suffer too much. But still, fuck this shit. When are those clowns in Congress going to figure out how to cross a shepherd with a one of those whales that live 200 years?
Baldwindown!
somebody DID say 10-9, huh?
Sure did Hippo
Fooking hell.
I like Russell Wilson again until the next time I hear him talk
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Still totes appropes.
Same here, I was afraid it was my computer machine.
The Hawks really should run that busted play again. See if the Vikings forget to cover their receivers
MINNESOTA YOU FUCKED UP
WHOOOOOOO
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Nice D
Unfuckingbelievabel
Hey look!!!!! Offense.
jesus fucking christ
Almost like they planned that.
There’s the Vikings I remember…
Jesus fuck, how did that work out?
well, that was unexpected
Oh, Vikings.
Just like they drew it up?
Way to fuck that up, MIN.
MOAR DRINK has resulted in a 1:1 vodka to monster ratio…. This was ill-advised, and yet fun, not unlike the majority of my 20s. And 30s.
Isn’t that the standard mixed drink ratio, or is that only me?
I try to go a little lighter, because I drink fast and run out of shit that way, but hey, I like your style.
I go a moar 2:1 ratio.
But I’m in it for the long play.
Exclusive photo from the concessions area of the Vikings’ new stadium!
http://dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com/simpsonsgood23.jpg
Stanley Kubrick approves of the new Vikings stadium
CashMoney-“Hey desperate person, do business with us while we’re still allowed to operate!”
Hey, if you borrow money and they get shut down by the feds, you don’t have to pay it back, right?
Man, those payday loan places are the lowest of the low. Fuck 60% interest rates with a rusty ice pick.
Scotchy I could not believe the interest rate yesterday. I work in a low income area here and those bloody cash stores are everywhere, keeps the poor down. 187% interest.
I should be in the parking lot selling counterfeit Snuggies by the case at a 200% mark-up. I’d already be a millionaire!!!
Way to half-ass it there Sherman.
The added weight of frozen dreds is making him slower.
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Mama no bring da soup.
Holy shit, dat block close
Calling it now: This game is ending 9-8 Vikings. Seahawks are going to miss a field goal from 41 with a few seconds left.
As a fan of uncommon scores and soul-crushing defeats, I endorse this future.
Gentlemen.
Good to see the cats didn’t cut you and bleed you out overnight.
biding they time
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Where? I’ll cut the fuckin lot of em
You should know I bought a bunch of Chicago-area stouts and may steal your Beer Barrel thunder this week.
You’ve been warned.
Game, blouses.
That may really be enough to seal the win.
may??
If we learned anything from yesterday I think it will be a 10-9 final.
Blair Walsh ain’t give a shit ’bout your cold.
if anybody knows how to withstand cold, it’s a good Jawja boy
Wasn’t she the kinda hot but kinda fat chick on Facts of Life?
Graffiti 6, Goodbye Geoffrey Drake:
http://youtu.be/e6KgwACvpQ0
(I like me some murder ballads, sue me)
IN.SUR.MOUNTABLE.
Oh, now Minnesota is just running up the score!
Well, now it’s a rout
Insurmountable-er lead
well, the idiot just got them out of FG range
I stand corrected. HOLY SHIT
I’ll bet being head coach of Nebraska pays better than Ziggy Wilf.
OSZ and I cheers all of you!
HUZZAH!
Not seeing OSZ here I just assumed he died. I mean mandatory hooray he is alive.
/wow that was hard to fake I cared
Dude, it’s TYPING. No one asked you to record a caring voicemail message.
Is this your way of passive aggressively saying I need to send a caring voicemail too?
/I was being really sarcastic before and now, that did come across, right?
Of course. So was I.
Richard Sherman wearing that rag around his mouth so his arrogance doesn’t freeze.
“He’s proving he’s a thug!”
–Peter King–
Zimmer, when he was still normal coloured
Zimmers face is approaching Shanahan levels of red.