csb/ When I was at university I would go back home for holidays, spring break and the summer and sling milk for my dad so that I could have spending money. Pere had the expectation that when I was finished schooling I would join him in the business. One morning during Xmas break I was on my way to make a delivery at a grocery store and the announcer on the radio said, “Congratulations folks, today [insert hometown] is the coldest place in Canada!” Shortly thereafter I decided that the cow liquid business was not for me…
Sea @ Min: TAKE THE UNDER! The Weather Network tells me that by game time it’ll be 1 degree but will feel like -11. This would be a good spot for Peyton because he’s accustomed to not having any feelings in his fingers. But this is the NFL and we can’t have nice things. Sigh. Pundits (that have completely forgotten that Minny has been a dome team for 32 of the last 34 years) think that this will give the Vikes an advantage. Coping with the weather? No. Given these D’s I wouldn’t think that this was going to be a high-scoring game under any circumstance. Seattle did blow the Vikes balls off in wk. 13 but the former was cracking on all 24 cylinders and the latter was missing a couple of safeties, LB Barr and DT Joseph. I give Minny a puncher’s chance here-they’ve got to win the turnover and special teams games. That said, I’m making Seahawks Tyler Lockett my game MVP. Now, START YOUR TYPING FINGERS!
That is not a good INT to not hold on to.
http://i.imgur.com/wzlgIjX.gif
Things are trending poorly.
I’ve had enough of this game. GIF time
http://i.imgur.com/Ih7hcFi.gif
What I love about her is that she’s a perpetually-hungry yet insatiable cockhound.
Her documentary on melons was quite eye-opening.
You hacked Bobby Flay’s email?
Mad Season/Alicein Chains double shot!
our pain is self chosen indeed
River of Deceit might be the best thing Staley ever did.
Though wen you lose to your arch-rival, having “Angry Chair” available is fucking great.
Okay, Bedjet is all set up and functional. I’m gonna sleep at the best damn temperature tonight! I wish I could sleep in tomorrow instead of going to work. Work. Harrumph.
The single or the dual?
Single, I don’t need the dual. I’m not that considerate to people I share my bed with.
Like a Teddy over troubled Bridgewater, I will lay me down…..
So far I’ve watched every wild card game online. Even knowing how hard they push commercial time for the networks, the dead air that replaces the ads takes up a shocking amount of the game.
Chill out Walken, it’s just a Kia.
Too soon?
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/529/061/hi-res-03942097da8e0ad6cda932393490a737_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75
Let’s try that again…
It’s funny that the relationship between Minneapolis and St. Paul is so pissy and contentious that no team can be named after one of the two cities.
That would be a critical injury.
AD chanting incantations on the sidelines. Summons Lord Xenu.
AP’s kids better have good hiding spots
They can just hide in the Super Bowl, that way the Vikings will never see them.
Buddy, you are on fire today.
Hauschka’s field goals are always right strudel the uprights.
And miss the [*Redacted] s game fallout?
That was painful.
Mission Accomplished!
/gets out of flight suit
I wonder if Drew Magary’s committed seppuku yet.
That would imply going out with honor, so I doubt it.
If he did his ghost is still on twitter.
I was just wondering why everyone had stopped commenting on the game and then I realized that I was on King Hippo’s thread from earlier today.
This hangover may be worse than I thought.
This game is just like yesterday’s, in that it would be funny to see a team derp away a lead like this except I hate the beneficiary so much it sucks away the joy.
There has not been a legit reason to be a Minnesota sports fan since 1991.
Is that when “Coach” went off the air?
Weren’t the Wild good for a time?
If by “good” you mean ” yearly mid-round disappointment” then yes, good.
No.
You’ve never seen their curling team obviously.
You obviously have never been to MN in winter. Snowed in every day breeds fandom.
So, is this a good time to get on a flight without directv and questionable wifi status?
What’s with the blind hatred of the C-Hox some of youse are showing today?
Pete Carrol
Pete Carroll is an asshole, Russell Wilson is a fucking manufactured imagine, the team as a whole is arrogant, and any good team gets some hate for being successful.
Oh, and fucking Mackelmore.
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Same division.
And fuck their fans.
And fuck the “this team is tough” narrative that came from their 2014 season highlight being Palmer going down (allowing them to not have to play through the wild card).
And Wilson (as already mentioned).
And “Toudown, Seahawks!”
And that SNF loves them.
And because I’m in a fucking bad mood, that’s why.
Mumble mumble Seattle sacked Rodgers 7 times that game, and the refs gifted GB a TD earlier on a soft PI call.
Nope, ESPN needs a narrative.
I have a hard time rooting for anyone who thinks God sent a Super Bowl interception to test him and force him to be a leader.
Started hating Wilson. Bennett brother 2 is a dick (he is injured as I say it so he is a saint), Sherman is a Stanford educated retarded asshole, the coach (see above), the fans, the ass kissing they get by every media form
Bennett is back so I can be honest. Fucking terrible person
To dream, the impossible dream
To surmount, the insurmountable lead…..
Welp, there’s your final score.
Alice in Chains… DRINK
I shoot up instead
It’s gonna rain when I die
Their singer sure took your advice.
He was a heroin addict. Also, best voice out of Seattle. I dare anyone to argue.
Hau$ch
He is money indeed.
We miss him in Raleigh. Now we have Bamberg….and he is as good as he sounds.
Classic Vikings, raise your hopes then let you down.
Haushka gonna fuck you up.
I still love that little fucker. One badass wolf.
True dat
Washington is somehow going to be the one home team this weekend that does not derp away the game.
WASHINGTON. FUCKING WASHINGTON.
I know. It’s their destiny to pull out an amazing victory today only to be completely dismantled next week.
Nice fumble, Bleeding Nuts Murphy
Oh this is good.
As Seattle starts this comeback I realize they’ve inconceivably surpassed the Pats as my most hated team.
Why?
Combination of Pete Carroll, Russell Wilson, their bandwagon fans here in the Pacific Northwest, and them repeatedly stomping the Packers in crucial games.
http://i.imgur.com/J1VZuRp.gif
“WE ARE NOT THE BENGALS! RIGHT? right? where is everybody?”
-Zimmer
He’s a carrier
Doesn’t bode well for Gruden and the slurs!
God I fucking hate the Seahawks.
Fractured SKOL
Like.
This is why people support Trump:
http://nypost.com/2016/01/10/student-with-7-bags-of-marijuana-cant-be-suspended-from-school/
Everyone hates de Blasio, it’s just that Joe Lhota was worse. I seriously voted for Jimmy McMillan.
So, AP’s kids get to hit him with a switch now, right?
Decided to have a Glenfiddoch 18 year old cask edition for blaxsabbaths loss.
Dogs truly are a humans best friend. No judgement for dumbassery.
Dog death days are always the worst.
When I had to put down my dog, I called off work the next day, told my boss, “I loved that dog more than I like most people.”
He responded, “uh….. Take two days.”
He was a smart man.
I want to go hug my idiot puppy (he is 12) now
I recently had one of those On This Day things pop up with a picture of my dog that I had to put down six years ago and I broke down in the middle of the airport.
thx
Who called the AP fumble at critical juncture earlier??
Not me. I was responsible for the punting idiocy.
Peterson’s gonna get flogged for that one.
I bet you if that football was a switch and he was wailing on his kid’s balls, AP would not have lost his grip…
A-DERP-RIAN PETERSON
Drew Magary begged God for the Vikings not to fumble seconds before Peterson fumbled.
and tweeted “oh god” right before RIGHT BEFORE the scramble play
Poor Big Daddy Balls.
You want an unpleasant thought? Imagine having to peel back the layers and take a shit in one of them ice cold stadium toilets.
And yeah, somebody said Purple Jesus was saving his fumbre for crunch time too.
WE SEE ALL TEH FUTURE
There it is
Wait, what?
Seattle has points now? And AP just turned it over? The fuck?
See what happens when you’re distracted?!?!
Who called a final score of 10-9?
LitreCola
He picks the fucking WORST times.
SKOLLAPSE
Why Vikings, why?
Welp.
TIME FOR A PICK TEDDY
I hope the Vikings run fifteen play action checkdowns in a row.