I like both these teams. Both will perform very well in the last game of the year against either AFC champion. (What? Did you think that as of [checks pocket watch] 3:32 EST I know who won the AFC thingy?) Rivera and Arians both deserve all the kudos for taking formerly moribund programs to the top. And it just seems like it’s the NFC’s year this year, doesn’t it?
Stats Time: Them Panthers led the league in scoring and the Cards were second. If the Cards depend on the blitz to bring pressure they are fooked. QB Newton completes 59% of his passes, has an 80.4 QBR and has a ridiculous 80.4 QBR when the other team brings the house. As far as rushing is concerned, the Panthers attack as a team averages 4.1 yards per carry. GOSTKOWSKI SUCKS! (just saw the missed extra point)
Okay down to brass tacks (whatever that means) I sorta lucked out last week by identifying DT Short as a difference-maker. This reminds me-GM of the Panthers Gettleman drafted two DT’s back to back in the ’13 draft. Lotulelei went in the first and Short went in the second. BAM! INTERIOR D IS TAKEN CARE OF FOR A HALF-DOZEN YEARS. As far as feel-good stories are concerned the weakest narrative going is QB Palmer’s quest for a Super Bowl ring. He wasn’t that great a story in Cincy so why all the lovin’ now? Now, WR Fitz is legitimate. THIS GUY-copyright Jon Gruden-is a tried and true big game performer with stats up the whatzizz. On t’udder side of the ball I would love to see a nation of older, pale sports writers back pedal en masse from their “here comes Vince Young 2.0” interior monologues if QB Cam wins. It’s okay fellas, you’ll always have JaMarcus Russell. What say you persons? Let me know who you like below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TYPED BEFORE, WASTRELS!
Jesus. If he’d have made that pick.
Fuck! And we didn’t dress Barkley today….
Manningbot during power-down:
http://i.imgur.com/Q56dN2l.png
People from Canadia think she is a traitor for joining our side, but who cares about them. More US Women’s Soccer pics. Sydney Leroix
http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/files/2014/10/Sydney-Leroux-Insta.jpg
(sorry if this is a repeat comment, I am getting 30 seconds of lag before comments post and sometimes an error message that isn’t a normal error message)
Oh Benedict Arnold I see.
/shakes fist
That’s an interesting shaking motion.
I think WordPress is on the fritz.
Horatio raises beer glass: “Gentlemen. Ladies. To the Patriots!”
DFO: (Except Maestro, who is passed out in a puddle of Sam Adams) “FUCK THE PATRIOTS!”
Horatio: “Good to see we’re all still coherent. To the NFC game!”
I might not be coherent. I didn’t drink all that much but I am wasted for some reason, but I am never one to avoid a toast so cheers sir
A boring-ass wheat beer from the people who make Bud Light? DOES IT COME IN 15-PACKS
I’LL TAKE TWO!!!!
Regardless of this outcome…I approve of a small-market SooperBowl.
Stillers — Pack must have been a dream come true.
BWHAHAHAHA OH YES
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/691409689112764416
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/58350861.jpg
How hard is John Fox rooting for the NFC in the Super Bowl?
He’ll be providing the winner of this game with Peyton’s secret shutdown command signal
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’m trolling the Patriots subreddit right now.
I mean, I’m enjoying it, but I’m ashamed that I’m doing it.
Kind of like jerking off.
Patriots subreddit. Hell exists.
It’s about ethics in Boston Sports journalism.
When the Giants beat the Pats in the Super Bowl both times, I went straight to internet comments sections. Pure Gold.
U R A Hero.
Is it a conspiracy?
Just to be clear, we’re all rooting for whoever wins this game, right? (Donks fans excluded)
Indubitably
I don’t know if I have enough left to watch another game.
Timeout before a FG
Bruce, in that red outfit doing his Andy Reid impersonation
Manning vs Newton in the SB – Peter King’s shaft will be raw and chafed.
I wanted both AFC teams to lose, and I don’t care which NFC team wins. Cam is the coolest player ever, and Arians is the coolest coach ever.
Think Ray Carruth watches this in the big house and regrets some life choices?
“I shouldn’t have given that guy my fruit cup today”
Well, I’m celebrating with a big bottle of Lakewood Barrel Aged Temptress.
I like the Cardinals a lot, but I think I’m gonna have to root for a Cam Newton Super Bowl.
Cam dabbing on the day we bury Manningbot T-2450927, therefore killing off thousands of sportswriters?
PLZ CAN I HAZ IT
I want Manning to trip while trying to shake his hand and Cam doing the Superman step unwittingly on his chest. Or wittingly. I’m not picky. The taeks. My god, the taeks.
Weird — I’ve always thought of Cam like Dwight Howard; great talent who’d never lead a team to a title.
Howard still won’t do shit though. 1/2
Denver just ordered an upgrade patch for Manningbot. Ever heard of a company called SkyNet?
Yea, they’re a subsidiary of Weyland-Yutani.
I’ll be honest, I’m in favor of SkyNet going live if it means the Broncos win the last Super Bowl.
Mmmm. Patriots schadenfreude and now the game I’ve been looking forward to since the middle of the season. What a fabulous day! GO BOTH TEAMS!
Reverse meteor?
IT’S RAINING WHISKEY AND KITTENS!
Both teams played hard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrOH-KHxXg0
Last two football games of the season I can watch with ease.
Thank you, based Wade Phillips.
http://img.pandawhale.com/123736-deadwood-huzzah-gif-Imgur-al-s-7yIJ.gif
Dude
Is
A
Fucking
Mutant
See….now if they’d have let Cam field that punt, it would already be 7-0.
How The Fuck You Doin’ Boy’s?
Had to push snow all day which made me miss 1 out of the 3 games we had left this season with the smartest funniest people this side of Al Gore’s internet….. which gives me a sad.
Is there a team Ginn hasn’t dropped passes for?
Winnipeg Blue Bombers. Guessing.
I’m currently feasting on Irish coffee and large, dripping, frosty slices of Patriots’ Schadenfreude. It is pure ambrosia.
I know Blax is a Cardinals fan. Are there any Panthers fans ’round these parts?
Are there any Panthers fans round any parts?
That too.
I am a lurker, but yes.
Huzzah, I don’t have to do next year’s preview!!
Charlotte is my hometown, so I have a secondary fondness for them. But they didn’t exist when I lived there.
Me. I always cheer for the best team each year.
I’m not if they lose!
Palmer not relaxed.
This is not good.
“I *hate* it when Palmer won’t relax.”
– Leland
Another pic of a US women’s Soccer player (Alex Morgan this time)
http://data.whicdn.com/images/69888914/large.jpg
Good lord. Love female footballers.
I’d let her flag ME for offsides!!!
Do not like Cortland Finnegan.
I always get “Finnegan’s Wake” stuck in my head when he plays.
Turf doesn’t look too bad.
That game really happened, right? This isn’t some fever dream or wonderful peyote hallucination?
http://38.media.tumblr.com/e4ae1583928ed1a2e11161c033279339/tumblr_mqafznCP8N1s64rhyo3_500.gif
and they actually gave the MVP to Von! Despite the Narrative ™ that it had to be Dreamboat or PeyPey.
Terrell Davis presenting the AFC trophy to Mrs. Bowlen. Awwwwwww
Why didn’t Jerry have one of his domestics do that for him.
Doesnt want em on tv as they are illegals.
So did anyone else have a mini heart attack when that Denver DB fumbled the ball on the two-point conversion? I forgot the situation and thought for a split second that the Patriots would get the ball back.
I was fearful that they just McCree’d themselves.
Yes, but I’ve been drinking hence the “forgets”.
I am firmly behind Zona here.
“I am firmly behind ‘Tana.”
– Billy Pilgrim
My only rooting interest left in the playoffs is old white people schadenfreude. So I’ll just assume Cam is going to bury Arizona while I watch the Royal Rumble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OHc2C-GIH4
MORE FOOTBALL?!?
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/717/893/a0c.gif
SUPER BOWL FITTY!
They should make them fold that giant flag according to code.
I would consider paying money to watch that.
I like both these teams. Am rooting for the Panthers cus fuck Peter King and I like free laptops.
Discounted stolen laptops.
Allegedly.
HEY MAW THUR LITTLE BIG TOWN GIT IT HEE FUCKIN HAW
Jeez, I almost jinxed the last game.
While I enjoy PeyPey’s homage to Trent Dilfer, we are all in agreement that the NFC winner wins the super bowl handily.
hey guys
sup
trophy presentations suck boo
Welcome to super bowl fifty!
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cardfight/images/e/e3/Post-64231-this-is-fine-dog-fire-comic-Im-N7mp.png/revision/latest?cb=20151003200010
It ain’t ‘Murrica unless we fuck over the national anthem.
Deal with it.
Does your national anthem even have music associated with it any more?
Define “music”.
Hey….so now it’s finally time for the game that matters.
Right?
Joe Buck looks hungover af